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Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs

twitchquotes: Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie

It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift

twitchquotes: Hey QT, hey chatters!!! It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift, but you can call me Taylor Swift. Just poppin' by to ask why the streamer won't play any of my hits today, it feels like we have Bad Blood. We Belong Together, i bet if we could go Back to December he would play my songs. Trouble.
twitch chat
July 2015
imaqtpie

Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat: ~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€~ Kappa ~ Kappa ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~ Kappa
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie

boosted.dll

twitchquotes: Hi Micheal, it's Mark from ScreenColor LLC! We have identified your grey screen problem as being located in two files called "feed.dll" and "boosted.dll", you can safely delete them and it should be good!
twitch chat
December 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

The Feed Lord is here

twitchquotes: Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."
twitch chat
August 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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