[Copypasta] Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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March 2015
Kripp
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FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: β–ˆ SMOrc β–ˆ β–ˆ ]β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„ ............β–‚β–„β–…β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–…β–„β–ƒβ–‚ ...........β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] ...........β—₯βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β—€FOR THE HORDE
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June 2016
Kripp

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
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January 2017
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Hearthstone

deIlluminati face

twitchquotes: ( deIlluminati ΝœΚ– deIlluminati )
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PJSalt = HsΒ²

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein was desperate. He tried to prove that the luck of Kripp's opponents was within the laws of mathematics. Critics laughed claiming bad luck is divine punishment for embracing casualness. On his deathbed, he spent his last seconds jotting down the most famous formulas, PJSalt = HsΒ²
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May 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Pleb Test Passed

twitchquotes: βœ“ amazW βœ“ krippW βœ“ trumpW βœ“ reynadW βœ“ kolentoW βœ“ bajW βœ“ dewW βœ“ emjaneW βœ“ forsenW βœ“ krippW βœ“ loidW βœ“ mitchW βœ“ reckW βœ“ sodaW βœ“ taymooW βœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

plebs vs subs

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