[Copypasta] If the arms touch your name, you are LIT

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT ⎝ VapeNation ⎠
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

Chat Test

I used to be a real ad
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Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
twitch chat
April 2020
Kripp

BOB β€œYou’re doing GREAT out there!”

twitchquotes: BOB β€œYou’re doing GREAT out there!” I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. β€œI don’t wanna talk about it guys” cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
twitch chat
September 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Chugga Chugga

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— CHUGGA CHUGGA! α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN

twitchquotes: iᴑaɴt ᴛo α΄›ο½α΄œο½ƒΚœ ο½”Κœο½… α΄‹ο½’Ιͺο½α΄˜ο½Κ€ο½’Ιͺaɴ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Kripp show us THE decks

twitchquotes: Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

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