[Copypasta] This is the Hygiene Police

Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE

twitchquotes: Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " PJSalt

.EXE" ████████████████] 98%

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

salty

What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"

twitch chat

May 2019

Kripp

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed, the countless years of veganism finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he tells Rania "K"

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Cybrix, could you please roleplay

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Cybrix, could you please roleplay that when you die in game, you die in real life too? Thank you. (◕‿◕✿)

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime

ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. Kappa

IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM Kappa

SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE. ItsBoshyTime

twitch chat

February 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] This is the Hygiene Police

Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE

salty

What's that?

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

Cybrix, could you please roleplay

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

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