[Copypasta] Commonwealth of Veganism

twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonā€™t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
twitch chat
November 2020
Kripp
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Kripp with sunglasses

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ascii art
January 2015
Kripp

Rania came to the wrong dongerhood

twitchquotes: ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD, RANIA ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

twitchquotes: į¶«į¶¦Ė¢įµ—įµ‰į¶° įµ˜įµ– įµįµ’įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³į¶ įµ˜į¶œįµįµ‰Ź³Ė¢ Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµƒŹ³įµ‰ įµƒį¶«į¶« įµƒį¶œįµ—į¶¦į¶°įµ Ź·įµƒŹø įµ’įµ˜įµ— įµ’į¶  Ź°įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµƒį¶°įµˆ į¶°įµ’įµ— įµƒį¶œįµ—į¶¦į¶°įµ į¶¦į¶° įµƒį¶œį¶œįµ’Ź³įµˆ Ź·į¶¦įµ—Ź° įµ—Ź·į¶¦įµ—į¶œŹ° įµ–įµ’į¶«į¶¦į¶œį¶¦įµ‰Ė¢ Ź·į¶¦įµ—Ź° įµƒį¶«į¶« įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµįµį¶¦į¶°įµ įµƒį¶°įµˆ Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµƒŹ³įµ‰ įµƒį¶«Ė¢įµ’ Ź³įµ˜į¶¦į¶°į¶¦į¶°įµ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ į¶œŹ°įµƒįµ— Ź·Ź°į¶¦į¶œŹ° į“µ įµ–įµƒŹø $4ā‹…99 įµƒ įµįµ’į¶°įµ—Ź° įµ—įµ’ įµ‰į¶°Ź²įµ’Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ į“µ Ė¢Ź·įµ‰įµƒŹ³ įµ—įµ’ įµįµ’įµˆ į¶¦į¶  į“µ Ė¢įµ‰įµ‰ įµƒį¶°Źøįµ’į¶°įµ‰ į¶œįµ’įµ–Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµ–įµƒĖ¢įµ—įµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ į“µ'įµ į¶œįµƒį¶«į¶«į¶¦į¶°įµ įµ—Ź°įµ‰ į¶œįµ’įµ–Ė¢
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ ą­§ą¼¼ Ķ”ā—‰Ł„Ķœ Ķ”ā—‰ą¼½ą­Ø (ąø‡ Ķ Ā° Ł„Ķœ Ā°)ąø‡ ćƒ½ą¼¼Ź˜ĢšŁ„ĶœŹ˜Ģšą¼½ļ¾‰ą­§ą¼¼ą² ē›Šą² ą¼½ą­Ø乁( ā—” ą±Ŗā—”)意ā”€=ā‰”Ī£((( 恤ā—•Ł„Ķœā—•)恤 (ąø‡ ā€¢Ģ€_ā€¢Ģ)ąø‡ā”Œ(Ā° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā”˜(ąø‡ Ķ  Ķ Ā° Ł„Ķœ Ā°)ąø‡į•™ą¼¼ā—•Ł„Ķœā—•ą¼½į•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packā„¢ bag of Dongers. ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ ą­§ą¼¼ Ķ”ā—‰Ł„Ķœ Ķ”ā—‰ą¼½ą­Ø (ąø‡ Ķ Ā° Ł„Ķœ Ā°)ąø‡ ćƒ½ą¼¼Ź˜ĢšŁ„ĶœŹ˜Ģšą¼½ļ¾‰ą­§ą¼¼ą² ē›Šą² ą¼½ą­Ø乁( ā—” ą±Ŗā—”)意ā”€=ā‰”Ī£((( 恤ā—•Ł„Ķœā—•)恤 (ąø‡ ā€¢Ģ€_ā€¢Ģ)ąø‡ā”Œ(Ā° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā”˜(ąø‡ Ķ  Ķ Ā° Ł„Ķœ Ā°)ąø‡į•™ą¼¼ā—•Ł„Ķœā—•ą¼½į•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor!

twitchquotes: Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor! I see you're in the office again and playing animated poker - hope everythings well with the wife and garden. Say that lawnmower you borrowed last month; I was wondering when I could expect that back because I noticed your lawn was trimmed no less than three weeks ago but you have yet to bring back my mower. Anyhow , could use that mower. Just checking in but it would be great if I could get that mower back. Thanks again.
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp
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