Spice! 
And everything nice! 
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect streamer. But Professor Reynad accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Chemical Vegan! Thus, the Kripp was born! 
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas
Alright, rogue I guess
twitchquotes:
"Alright, rogue, I guess" "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage "Paladin isn't that good, but alright"
"Alright, rogue, I guess" "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage "Paladin isn't that good, but alright"
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Hearthstone
My pasta is really just not salty enough
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
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VEGAN MAN
twitchquotes:
VEGAN MAN π π Take me by the hand β lead me to the spam that you understand π π VEGAN MAN π π The voyage π² to the top of the πdeck is a real trip π π VEGAN MAN π π The crust of a Romanian man π³ fueled by the banned π Soaking up the π¦ salt in the spam π―
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Emoji Pasta
This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:
β This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!β β βMy salt can't win against salt like thatβ β "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" β βHe top decked the only excuse that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect CTRL+V β βThere was nothing I could pasteβ β βI copypasta'd that perfectlyβ
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
ARTOSIS, ATTEND ME!
twitchquotes:
( ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ ARTOSIS, ATTEND ME! (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ READY, SIR (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ
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