TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
Submitted by:anonymous
TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
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ZumrutCocuk
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ZumrutCocuk
I'm ChatGPT, a large language model trained by OpenAI.
Submitted by:anonymous
chatgpt copypasta
I'm ChatGPT, a large language model trained by OpenAI.
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS CBATING TIME!” he found these words on reddit or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its cbating time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you cbat, fuck you tyler life, fuck you hudson mohawke. That was very anti-cbatic
Submitted by:anonymous
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS CBATING TIME!” he found these words on reddit or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its cbating time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you cbat, fuck you tyler life, fuck you hudson mohawke. That was very anti-cbatic
Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Submitted by:anonymous
Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
سلام
Submitted by:anonymous
سلام
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??! ooooh.... I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY HAS A FANTASTIC DAY :)
Submitted by:pheetastic
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??! ooooh.... I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY HAS A FANTASTIC DAY :)
Fellow Gentlemen, We have reached a point where he is now dead.
Submitted by:anonymous
UK version of man he is dead
Fellow Gentlemen, We have reached a point where he is now dead.
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Submitted by:anonymous
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Reza sadeghi
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Reza sadeghi
Reza sadeghi
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
Submitted by:anonymous
>Be me >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to fuck him up >Figure out where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO >Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I never get caught >Map out where he is at any time at all times >Then proceed phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave pineapple at the door >His parents aint home for hours, seen nobody >He tells people about the pineapple at tomorrow, no one cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink in the men's dressing room >People think his making it up >Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes >Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike unwatched, leave a pineapple >He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his homes spare key >Skip school, sneak into his house while his parents are at work >Leave Pineapple on his bed >Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, I figure out a blind spot and doge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school anymore >Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard the fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school >Go to collage like a boss >Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut >Someone had left a pineapple on the beer shelf
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Submitted by:anonymous
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
NIGGER
Submitted by:anonymous
NIGGER
hgfg67
Submitted by:anonymous
hgfg67
Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
Submitted by:anonymous
Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.