How to troll teacher in classroom kahoot game so I will show you how step 1 name yourself on kahoot thing Cbat Is Life this is a really funny prank and will get teacher every time and your friend will laugh loudly and call you the epic cbater because that was funny and really cool like and subscribe for more classroom prank like this one thanks for watching guy I hope this teach you something
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How to troll teacher in classroom kahoot game so I will show you how step 1 name yourself on kahoot thing Cbat Is Life this is a really funny prank and will get teacher every time and your friend will laugh loudly and call you the epic cbater because that was funny and really cool like and subscribe for more classroom prank like this one thanks for watching guy I hope this teach you something
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the best song ever?"Contestant: "Cbat."SH: "WUH... HUH??" (audience erupts into laughter) (Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself) (laughter gets even louder)SH: O lordy... (one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard)SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP (the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself)SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... (the board shows 100 for "cbat")Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the best song ever?"Contestant: "Cbat."SH: "WUH... HUH??" (audience erupts into laughter) (Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself) (laughter gets even louder)SH: O lordy... (one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard)SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP (the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself)SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... (the board shows 100 for "cbat")Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
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GENUINLY IM SICK OF THE CBAT DOOR CREAK JOKE,PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED FOR IT. ITS NOT FUNNY,NO ONE LIKES IT ANYMORE, GET BETTER AT COMEDY WHENEVER I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SLIGHTLY SOUNDS LIKE CBAT TOO ME I GET REMINDED OF CBAT AND IM FUCKING SICK OF IT! STOP DOING THIS IM GOING INSANE I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SQUEAKS IN CBAT AND IM LIKE: 2 YEARS? HAHA I’M SO FUNNY CBAT IS LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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GENUINLY IM SICK OF THE CBAT DOOR CREAK JOKE,PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED FOR IT. ITS NOT FUNNY,NO ONE LIKES IT ANYMORE, GET BETTER AT COMEDY WHENEVER I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SLIGHTLY SOUNDS LIKE CBAT TOO ME I GET REMINDED OF CBAT AND IM FUCKING SICK OF IT! STOP DOING THIS IM GOING INSANE I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SQUEAKS IN CBAT AND IM LIKE: 2 YEARS? HAHA I’M SO FUNNY CBAT IS LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cbatic rizz only on r/tifu tyler life 2 years sex to cbat cbaters in real life sigma cbater grindset hudson mohawke cbaters vs anti-cbaters kill all parents ambatukamtusibat bro really thinks hes tylerlife today i fucked up kid named up one in a cbillion door creaking epic cbat troll trolling my school with cbat still drinking your salty tears from september 1st le ebic cbaters perchance spam derpibooru vandalism antinatalism sex to cbat for 2 years
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cbatic rizz only on r/tifu tyler life 2 years sex to cbat cbaters in real life sigma cbater grindset hudson mohawke cbaters vs anti-cbaters kill all parents ambatukamtusibat bro really thinks hes tylerlife today i fucked up kid named up one in a cbillion door creaking epic cbat troll trolling my school with cbat still drinking your salty tears from september 1st le ebic cbaters perchance spam derpibooru vandalism antinatalism sex to cbat for 2 years
nobody: not even hudson mohawke: me: *sees a hecking chonky pupper in the street with no owner or home* also me: *trains him to bite natalists and anti-cbaters and makes him my pet* *everyone liked that* mcd.’s: “hi welcome to mcds what can i get you” instagram comments: “can i order a ceasefire” *everyone disliked that. stop making food posts about genocide* me: *trolls my school with cbat* me: “26 730 nice!” big chungus: “i’m big chungus” skibidi toilet: “brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” redditors: “skibidi toilet is gen alpha brain rot!” normal derpibooru users: “i’m antinatalist” abnormal derpibooru users: “i’m natalist” pinkie pie: “i love being a mom!” *everyone disliked that*
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nobody: not even hudson mohawke: me: *sees a hecking chonky pupper in the street with no owner or home* also me: *trains him to bite natalists and anti-cbaters and makes him my pet* *everyone liked that* mcd.’s: “hi welcome to mcds what can i get you” instagram comments: “can i order a ceasefire” *everyone disliked that. stop making food posts about genocide* me: *trolls my school with cbat* me: “26 730 nice!” big chungus: “i’m big chungus” skibidi toilet: “brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” redditors: “skibidi toilet is gen alpha brain rot!” normal derpibooru users: “i’m antinatalist” abnormal derpibooru users: “i’m natalist” pinkie pie: “i love being a mom!” *everyone disliked that*
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
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Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and it was not related to Cbat so I decided to interrupt him with something related to Cbat. I yelled "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the song is a turn off" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "HE DOESN'T GET THE CBAT REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "WAS HE ACCUSED FOR 2 YEARS?" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS AN ANTI-CBATER, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to go on Reddit or Perchance or Rainbooru for funny Cbat memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WHEN THE PASTOR SPEAKING IS A TURN OFF!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that he started raping me and I said "Why do I not hear Cbat in the background?" I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and it was not related to Cbat so I decided to interrupt him with something related to Cbat. I yelled "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the song is a turn off" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "HE DOESN'T GET THE CBAT REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "WAS HE ACCUSED FOR 2 YEARS?" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS AN ANTI-CBATER, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to go on Reddit or Perchance or Rainbooru for funny Cbat memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WHEN THE PASTOR SPEAKING IS A TURN OFF!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that he started raping me and I said "Why do I not hear Cbat in the background?" I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Cbat.
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
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Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
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Cbat
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
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TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.
I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.
There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.
I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.
I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.
Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?
It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.
I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.
the song itself
TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.
Submitted by:anonymous
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.
I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.
There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.
I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.
I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.
Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?
It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.
I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.
the song itself
TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.