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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
Submitted by: no lube, no protection
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
Hesosh
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Hesosh
hi
Submitted by:anonymous
hi
امین
Submitted by:anonymous
امین
koncom
Submitted by:anonymous
koncom
This isn't fair.
Hi, I'm Duke and I'm just a boy whos favorite thing to do is mew.
I was gonna reach my goal with my mewing streak, but you won't believe what happened.
My dad walked in, and broke my mewing streak. I was on the floor, crying while my blue clear tears dropped on the floor. I was rolling around on the floor, thinking about how I couldve reached my mew goal. I was sad.
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen table, and stabbed my dad in the throat. Red blood was leaking out of his neck, and so I left the house.
My mom? Shes dead because she choked on a noodle. I didnt like her anyways, she hated mewing.
But then the police came and strapped my hands together with a hand-cuff. The police walked me over to prison. I was locked up for 15 years because of man-slaughter.
Never break my mewing streak. Or else.
Submitted by:fart
dont break my mewing streak or else
This isn't fair.
Hi, I'm Duke and I'm just a boy whos favorite thing to do is mew.
I was gonna reach my goal with my mewing streak, but you won't believe what happened.
My dad walked in, and broke my mewing streak. I was on the floor, crying while my blue clear tears dropped on the floor. I was rolling around on the floor, thinking about how I couldve reached my mew goal. I was sad.
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen table, and stabbed my dad in the throat. Red blood was leaking out of his neck, and so I left the house.
My mom? Shes dead because she choked on a noodle. I didnt like her anyways, she hated mewing.
But then the police came and strapped my hands together with a hand-cuff. The police walked me over to prison. I was locked up for 15 years because of man-slaughter.
Never break my mewing streak. Or else.
20 years ago (almost exactly, actually) the United States Army utterly destroyed my career and my life, caused me massive trauma, nearly drove me to suicide three different times, obliterated $140,000 in assets that I had very carefully accumulated over a decade, falsely accused me of crimes, falsely investigated me, failed to prosecute me, and then threw me out with an Honorable Discharge because I was causing too much trouble, daring to retaliate against them via Congressional investigations.
This cost me a TS/SCI security clearance (as high as it goes) and the ability to work in my field ever again, and just for fun they put a felony charge in my FBI file and never told me about it (this happens all the time, by the way, as I was to find out), which cost me countless jobs because I would apply, not knowing the false record was there. I only found it by accident, 12 years after it had been done.
Why was all of this done to me?
Because a BDE HQ Company 1st Sergeant wanted to fuck my wife.
So, I just got off the phone with a lawyer. For $15,000 I can get that record expunged. 20 years after the fact. 20 years after the damage has been done.
Can I seek punitive damages in civil court? Sure, if I have a spare $200,000 to operate in the jew-owned civil courts. There is no guarantee of outcome though.
NEVER LET YOUR CHILD ANYWHERE NEAR THE UNITED STATES MILITARY. It takes NOTHING for them to PERMANENTLY DESTROY YOUR LIFE, and there will be NOTHING you can do about it.
Sorry for the wall o' text. I'm fuckin' angry.
Submitted by:anon
navy seal pasta quality
20 years ago (almost exactly, actually) the United States Army utterly destroyed my career and my life, caused me massive trauma, nearly drove me to suicide three different times, obliterated $140,000 in assets that I had very carefully accumulated over a decade, falsely accused me of crimes, falsely investigated me, failed to prosecute me, and then threw me out with an Honorable Discharge because I was causing too much trouble, daring to retaliate against them via Congressional investigations.
This cost me a TS/SCI security clearance (as high as it goes) and the ability to work in my field ever again, and just for fun they put a felony charge in my FBI file and never told me about it (this happens all the time, by the way, as I was to find out), which cost me countless jobs because I would apply, not knowing the false record was there. I only found it by accident, 12 years after it had been done.
Why was all of this done to me?
Because a BDE HQ Company 1st Sergeant wanted to fuck my wife.
So, I just got off the phone with a lawyer. For $15,000 I can get that record expunged. 20 years after the fact. 20 years after the damage has been done.
Can I seek punitive damages in civil court? Sure, if I have a spare $200,000 to operate in the jew-owned civil courts. There is no guarantee of outcome though.
NEVER LET YOUR CHILD ANYWHERE NEAR THE UNITED STATES MILITARY. It takes NOTHING for them to PERMANENTLY DESTROY YOUR LIFE, and there will be NOTHING you can do about it.
Sorry for the wall o' text. I'm fuckin' angry.
GRRRRR YOURE ABOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SHURGERS you.... BETTER watch out next time buddy or else JUST know... My shurger legion WILL go after you... watch out
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GRRRRR YOURE ABOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SHURGERS you.... BETTER watch out next time buddy or else JUST know... My shurger legion WILL go after you... watch out
I think I ate a burger in my sleep, I woke up drenched in ketchup and mustard and what i think was mayonaise
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I think I ate a burger in my sleep, I woke up drenched in ketchup and mustard and what i think was mayonaise