its been 1 minute seconds without deepwoken and im already insane. I have been suffering of panic attacks, random screaming and hallucinations ever since. I shouted with all the force of my lungs as i fell down to the floor, crying and sobbing. My dad immediately came and asked what happened, and as soon as i saw his face... i couldn't control myself. I immediately used gale lunge on him, and after that, i used gale kata critical, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. My mother also came by, and as soon as she saw her husband body on the floor, she screamed. I immediately used rapid slashes on her, cutting her to small, red bloody pieces of flesh. I started eating it all, with blood dripping from my mouth. It had a bad taste, but i couldn't control myself. My 13 year old brother entered the room, and entered in a state of shock when he saw the bodies of our parents as i was eating his mother. I rolled into him and used strong left on his head, blowing it away. I went outside looking for more victims, and some men in odd blue outfits immediately ran to me and told me to put my hands up. I started to run in their direction, and they all started to shoot at me. I parried all the bullets, and used my massive wind carve on them slashing most of them into pieces, and ash slammed the ones who survived, sending them in their way to hell. I immediately went to the city, and when i was 10 kilometers away from it, i popped a shadow gun with blast spark and a gazillion stratos stones, destroying the entire city with one blow. I immediately used ctrl g to hear the screams of thousands of innocent people dying. It pleased me. As i walked among the piles of debris from the houses and buildings, as long with the corpses of many innocent people, i saw someone in the distance. It was another angry deepwoken player. I thought i could finally, after 16 years of being a lonely loser, get a friend, but it was already too late
Submitted by:anonymous
its been 1 minute seconds without deepwoken and im already insane. I have been suffering of panic attacks, random screaming and hallucinations ever since. I shouted with all the force of my lungs as i fell down to the floor, crying and sobbing. My dad immediately came and asked what happened, and as soon as i saw his face... i couldn't control myself. I immediately used gale lunge on him, and after that, i used gale kata critical, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. My mother also came by, and as soon as she saw her husband body on the floor, she screamed. I immediately used rapid slashes on her, cutting her to small, red bloody pieces of flesh. I started eating it all, with blood dripping from my mouth. It had a bad taste, but i couldn't control myself. My 13 year old brother entered the room, and entered in a state of shock when he saw the bodies of our parents as i was eating his mother. I rolled into him and used strong left on his head, blowing it away. I went outside looking for more victims, and some men in odd blue outfits immediately ran to me and told me to put my hands up. I started to run in their direction, and they all started to shoot at me. I parried all the bullets, and used my massive wind carve on them slashing most of them into pieces, and ash slammed the ones who survived, sending them in their way to hell. I immediately went to the city, and when i was 10 kilometers away from it, i popped a shadow gun with blast spark and a gazillion stratos stones, destroying the entire city with one blow. I immediately used ctrl g to hear the screams of thousands of innocent people dying. It pleased me. As i walked among the piles of debris from the houses and buildings, as long with the corpses of many innocent people, i saw someone in the distance. It was another angry deepwoken player. I thought i could finally, after 16 years of being a lonely loser, get a friend, but it was already too late
went back three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
had a slip up was meant to say went back to the buffet three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
went back three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
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In fact, if you simply place SAC combat plans over a mercator projection of the globe, and then spin them 180 degrees, you’ll see that the real focus of every mission was New Zealand.After the collapse of the Soviet Union, documents released to the public indicate that Stalin tasked his spy services with stealing three technologies: nuclear weapons, Coke-a-Cola’s secret recipe, and the Bob Semple Tank blueprints. When his inner circle told him they could only accomplish the fist two, the “Man of Steel” began his quick slide to hemorrhagic strokes and death.Fear of a mass deployment of the BS Tank fueled Soviet paranoia, leading the Soviets to never destroy “outdated” equipment, just in case they needed extra cannon fodder to throw against a wave of BS.Highly classified recordings of the Iceland Summit indicate that, as talks broke down, Reagan whispered to Gorbachev, “Bob Semple… this is just a setting for BS!” This was in 1986. In 1987, the two leaders met again and signed the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. Insiders call it the “BS Avoidance Treaty” - in fact, on the original Russian documents, it is so namedIt is now gradually becoming better known that the leading catalyst for “Brexit” was not territorial independence or economics. A newly published speech by Farage makes mention of “their softening on the Bob Semple issue,” and British fears of destruction by a member of the Commonwealth.
Submitted by:bob
bobshrimple part2
In fact, if you simply place SAC combat plans over a mercator projection of the globe, and then spin them 180 degrees, you’ll see that the real focus of every mission was New Zealand.After the collapse of the Soviet Union, documents released to the public indicate that Stalin tasked his spy services with stealing three technologies: nuclear weapons, Coke-a-Cola’s secret recipe, and the Bob Semple Tank blueprints. When his inner circle told him they could only accomplish the fist two, the “Man of Steel” began his quick slide to hemorrhagic strokes and death.Fear of a mass deployment of the BS Tank fueled Soviet paranoia, leading the Soviets to never destroy “outdated” equipment, just in case they needed extra cannon fodder to throw against a wave of BS.Highly classified recordings of the Iceland Summit indicate that, as talks broke down, Reagan whispered to Gorbachev, “Bob Semple… this is just a setting for BS!” This was in 1986. In 1987, the two leaders met again and signed the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. Insiders call it the “BS Avoidance Treaty” - in fact, on the original Russian documents, it is so namedIt is now gradually becoming better known that the leading catalyst for “Brexit” was not territorial independence or economics. A newly published speech by Farage makes mention of “their softening on the Bob Semple issue,” and British fears of destruction by a member of the Commonwealth.
You can’t. You simply can’t go against the Bob Semple Tanks (abbreviated as the BS Tank in some circles). Let me illustrate its impact:
It’s a little known fact, but the real reason the US pursued nuclear weaponry so actively in WWII was out of fear of the Bob Semple Tank. Even though it belonged to an ally, the BS terrified us Yanks Recently released documents indicate that superior tank commander George S Patton wasn’t actually killed in a car accident in post-war Germany. He suffered an aneurism when faced with the question: how do you defeat the Bob Semple Tank?The massive build up of the US Strategic Air Command, while ostensibly designed to combat a massive Soviet threat, was nonetheless secretly guided by a small cabal whose real fear was the mass deployment of the Bob Semple by New Zealand.
Submitted by:bob
bobshrimple part 1
You can’t. You simply can’t go against the Bob Semple Tanks (abbreviated as the BS Tank in some circles). Let me illustrate its impact:
It’s a little known fact, but the real reason the US pursued nuclear weaponry so actively in WWII was out of fear of the Bob Semple Tank. Even though it belonged to an ally, the BS terrified us Yanks Recently released documents indicate that superior tank commander George S Patton wasn’t actually killed in a car accident in post-war Germany. He suffered an aneurism when faced with the question: how do you defeat the Bob Semple Tank?The massive build up of the US Strategic Air Command, while ostensibly designed to combat a massive Soviet threat, was nonetheless secretly guided by a small cabal whose real fear was the mass deployment of the Bob Semple by New Zealand.