17-SEP-82 15:15
ANTHONY AT CMU-780G
(*%)
HOW ABOUT USING * FOR GOOD JOKES AND % FOR BAD JOKES? WE COULD EVEN USE *% FOR JOKES THAT ARE SO BAD, THEY'RE FUNNY.
019-SEP-82 11:44
SCOTT E FAHLMAN
:-)
I PROPOSE THAT THE FOLLOWING CHARACTER SEQUENCE FOR JOKE MARKERS:
:-)
READ IT SIDEWAYS. ACTUALLY, IT IS PROBABLY MORE ECONOMICAL TO MARK THINGS THAT ARE NOT JOKES, GIVEN CURRENT TRENDS. FOR THIS, USE
:-(
Submitted by:anonymous
First Ever Use of a Smiley
17-SEP-82 15:15
ANTHONY AT CMU-780G
(*%)
HOW ABOUT USING * FOR GOOD JOKES AND % FOR BAD JOKES? WE COULD EVEN USE *% FOR JOKES THAT ARE SO BAD, THEY'RE FUNNY.
019-SEP-82 11:44
SCOTT E FAHLMAN
:-)
I PROPOSE THAT THE FOLLOWING CHARACTER SEQUENCE FOR JOKE MARKERS:
:-)
READ IT SIDEWAYS. ACTUALLY, IT IS PROBABLY MORE ECONOMICAL TO MARK THINGS THAT ARE NOT JOKES, GIVEN CURRENT TRENDS. FOR THIS, USE
:-(
MAIL-FROM: DEC-MARLBORO RCVD AT 3-MAY-78 0955-PDT
DATE: 1 MAY 1978 1233-EDT
FROM: THUERK AT DEC-MARLBORO
SUBJECT: ADRIAN@SRI-KL
TO: DDAY@SRI-KL, DAY@SRI-KL, DEBOER@UCLA-CCN...
CC: BPM@SU-AI
DIGITAL WILL BE GIVING A PRODUCT PRESENTATION OF THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY; THE DECSYSTEM-2020, 2020T, 2060, AND 2060T. THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY OF COMPUTERS HAS EVOLVED FROM THE TENEX OPERATING SYSTEM AND THE DECSYSTEM-10 COMPUTER ARCHITECTURE. BOTH THE DECSYSTEM-2060T AND 2020T OFFER FULL ARPANET SUPPORT UNDER THE TOPS-20 OPERATING SYSTEM. THE DECSYSTEM-2060 IS AN UPWARD EXTENSION OF THE CURRENT DECSYSTEM 2040 AND 2050 FAMILY. THE DECSYSTEM-2020 IS A NEW LOW END MEMBER OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AND FULLY SOFTWARE COMPATIBLE WITH ALL OF THE OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 MODELS.
WE INVITE YOU TO COME SEE THE 2020 AND HEAR ABOUT THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AT THE TWO PRODUCT PRESENTATIONS WE WILL BE GIVING IN CALIFORNIA THIS MONTH. THE LOCATIONS WILL BE:
TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1978 - 2 PM
HYATT HOUSE (NEAR THE L.A. AIRPORT)
LOS ANGELES, CA
THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1978 - 2 PM
DUNFEY'S ROYAL COACH SAN MATEO, CA
(4 MILES SOUTH OF S.F. AIRPORT AT BAYSHORE, RT 101 AND RT 92)
A 2020 WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TO VIEW. ALSO TERMINALS ON-LINE TO OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 SYSTEMS THROUGH THE ARPANET. IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE NEAREST DEC OFFICE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE EXCITING DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY.
Submitted by:anonymous
The First Ever Spam Email
MAIL-FROM: DEC-MARLBORO RCVD AT 3-MAY-78 0955-PDT
DATE: 1 MAY 1978 1233-EDT
FROM: THUERK AT DEC-MARLBORO
SUBJECT: ADRIAN@SRI-KL
TO: DDAY@SRI-KL, DAY@SRI-KL, DEBOER@UCLA-CCN...
CC: BPM@SU-AI
DIGITAL WILL BE GIVING A PRODUCT PRESENTATION OF THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY; THE DECSYSTEM-2020, 2020T, 2060, AND 2060T. THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY OF COMPUTERS HAS EVOLVED FROM THE TENEX OPERATING SYSTEM AND THE DECSYSTEM-10 COMPUTER ARCHITECTURE. BOTH THE DECSYSTEM-2060T AND 2020T OFFER FULL ARPANET SUPPORT UNDER THE TOPS-20 OPERATING SYSTEM. THE DECSYSTEM-2060 IS AN UPWARD EXTENSION OF THE CURRENT DECSYSTEM 2040 AND 2050 FAMILY. THE DECSYSTEM-2020 IS A NEW LOW END MEMBER OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AND FULLY SOFTWARE COMPATIBLE WITH ALL OF THE OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 MODELS.
WE INVITE YOU TO COME SEE THE 2020 AND HEAR ABOUT THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AT THE TWO PRODUCT PRESENTATIONS WE WILL BE GIVING IN CALIFORNIA THIS MONTH. THE LOCATIONS WILL BE:
TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1978 - 2 PM
HYATT HOUSE (NEAR THE L.A. AIRPORT)
LOS ANGELES, CA
THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1978 - 2 PM
DUNFEY'S ROYAL COACH SAN MATEO, CA
(4 MILES SOUTH OF S.F. AIRPORT AT BAYSHORE, RT 101 AND RT 92)
A 2020 WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TO VIEW. ALSO TERMINALS ON-LINE TO OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 SYSTEMS THROUGH THE ARPANET. IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE NEAREST DEC OFFICE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE EXCITING DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY.
๐um
Submitted by:Silly
A way to say โcumโ in Roblox
๐um
DONโT CARE + DIDNโT ASK + CBAT ON TOP + CRY LOL + STAY MAD + GET REAL + L + MALD + SEETHE + COPE + HOES MAD + SKILL ISSUE + RATIO + YOU FELL OFF + TRIGGERED + ANY ASKERS + TABCPILLED + RATIO AGAIN + FINAL RATIO + RIP BOZO + CBAT ON TOP + SUCK IT LIKE YOUโRE MATT STONE + FUCKING WHORE + DRATC + NIGGA + SUCK MY NUTS + FUCK STARIANNA + SOUTH PARK SUCKS + LIFE IS CBAT
Submitted by:anonymous
DONโT CARE + DIDNโT ASK + CBAT ON TOP + CRY LOL + STAY MAD + GET REAL + L + MALD + SEETHE + COPE + HOES MAD + SKILL ISSUE + RATIO + YOU FELL OFF + TRIGGERED + ANY ASKERS + TABCPILLED + RATIO AGAIN + FINAL RATIO + RIP BOZO + CBAT ON TOP + SUCK IT LIKE YOUโRE MATT STONE + FUCKING WHORE + DRATC + NIGGA + SUCK MY NUTS + FUCK STARIANNA + SOUTH PARK SUCKS + LIFE IS CBAT
listen here lil budโ๏ธ๐๐ฅโผ๏ธโผ๏ธi will put you on my ๐ ๐ธ list if you yap allat 1 more timeโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever
Submitted by:Silly
Idk what to say but WHAT-
listen here lil budโ๏ธ๐๐ฅโผ๏ธโผ๏ธi will put you on my ๐ ๐ธ list if you yap allat 1 more timeโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever
"Life is Cbat" , What do you mean "Life is Cbat" .You could have literally said anything other than "Life is Cbat" .You must be a total idiot to think "Life is Cbat" is an actual counter argument and I bet you think the Cbat Reddit story as funny huh. What LOSER needs to build up the strength and courage to type "Life is Cbat", I bet you stay in your shitty little orphanage for the rest of your life like the shitty little motherfucker you are. I hope you choke on your own saliva and DROWN IN IT , no thats a too peaceful way to go to hell , I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT YOU LIKE THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF TRASH YOU ARE. You have contributed nothing to society by saying that and it would be more beneficial if you just commited suicide in some random ditch where nobody will find your worthless piece of trash of a body, and there is also a tree that is forced to replace the oxygen you take up (like the little ctard you are) , say sorry to it. Also Cbat is a bad song
Submitted by:anonymous
"Life is Cbat" , What do you mean "Life is Cbat" .You could have literally said anything other than "Life is Cbat" .You must be a total idiot to think "Life is Cbat" is an actual counter argument and I bet you think the Cbat Reddit story as funny huh. What LOSER needs to build up the strength and courage to type "Life is Cbat", I bet you stay in your shitty little orphanage for the rest of your life like the shitty little motherfucker you are. I hope you choke on your own saliva and DROWN IN IT , no thats a too peaceful way to go to hell , I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT YOU LIKE THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF TRASH YOU ARE. You have contributed nothing to society by saying that and it would be more beneficial if you just commited suicide in some random ditch where nobody will find your worthless piece of trash of a body, and there is also a tree that is forced to replace the oxygen you take up (like the little ctard you are) , say sorry to it. Also Cbat is a bad song
Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant โ2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARSโ I canโt I canโt I canโt! I canโt live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. Iโve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. Itโs the only thing on my fucking mind and itโs turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: โCBAT.โ Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture
Submitted by:anonymous
Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant โ2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARSโ I canโt I canโt I canโt! I canโt live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. Iโve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. Itโs the only thing on my fucking mind and itโs turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: โCBAT.โ Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture
Careful with whatchu say ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ the COCK is watching ๐ค๐ค๐๐and he ainโt take NO prisoners ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ โโ๏ธ๐คซ๐คซ keep them cheeks tight
Submitted by:Silly
This is a NSFW copypasta so ermmm
Careful with whatchu say ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ the COCK is watching ๐ค๐ค๐๐and he ainโt take NO prisoners ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ โโ๏ธ๐คซ๐คซ keep them cheeks tight