The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game. You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months. It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level.
That should keep your village safe for now. You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better. All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor. Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic. In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.
Life is good.
Submitted by:nobuenozone
The future of gaming in the NFTverse
The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game. You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months. It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level.
That should keep your village safe for now. You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better. All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor. Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic. In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.
Life is good.
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...
I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
I CANNOT WIN!
Submitted by:anonymous
Brennen
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...
I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
I CANNOT WIN!
If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has ten fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Morbius, I am against the World. I love Morbius till my last breath.
Submitted by:anonymous
If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has ten fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Morbius, I am against the World. I love Morbius till my last breath.
>The year is 2006
>Jerma985 Albertson is sleeping in his bed with dinosaur pajamas with ketchup stains
>He is visited by Master Jedi Luke Skywalker from the 1983 film Star Wars: A Star Wars
>He thinks he is dreaming but it is actually real life. He wakes up.
>”Jerma985 you must follow me. I have something important to show you.” Luke says
>Jerma985 follows Luke through a doorway
>Past the door is many plates of spaghetti
>”Jerma985 I need you to identify which of these meatballs is not human”
>”I only see one meatball, and it’s you.” jerma985 responds
>Luke’s jaw extends in disbelief
>Jerma985 reaches into Luke’s throat and pulls out an authentic German zweihänder
>With one swift jumping spin slice he cleaves off Luke’s head
>Jerma985 starts to yoinky sploinky all over his body
Submitted by:anonymous
>The year is 2006
>Jerma985 Albertson is sleeping in his bed with dinosaur pajamas with ketchup stains
>He is visited by Master Jedi Luke Skywalker from the 1983 film Star Wars: A Star Wars
>He thinks he is dreaming but it is actually real life. He wakes up.
>”Jerma985 you must follow me. I have something important to show you.” Luke says
>Jerma985 follows Luke through a doorway
>Past the door is many plates of spaghetti
>”Jerma985 I need you to identify which of these meatballs is not human”
>”I only see one meatball, and it’s you.” jerma985 responds
>Luke’s jaw extends in disbelief
>Jerma985 reaches into Luke’s throat and pulls out an authentic German zweihänder
>With one swift jumping spin slice he cleaves off Luke’s head
>Jerma985 starts to yoinky sploinky all over his body
Last dream I had of jerma I saw him at my grocery store and I got excited and said “hey jerma!”. He turned around and got fucking FURIOUS with me screaming “YOURE THAT FUCKER IN CHAT” and continued to yell at me until I ran out of the store.
Submitted by:anonymous
Last dream I had of jerma I saw him at my grocery store and I got excited and said “hey jerma!”. He turned around and got fucking FURIOUS with me screaming “YOURE THAT FUCKER IN CHAT” and continued to yell at me until I ran out of the store.
Flowey: In this world, it is yeet or be yeeted.
Frisk: *carries le flowey and yeets him out of the underground*
Later.....
Frisk: *YEETS ALL MONSTERS OUT OF ENTIERTY*
Ending...
Chara: Let's yeet this world altogether
What will happen next:
1. If you want to yeet the world, go to yeet section.
2. If you don't want to yeet the world, go to no yeet section.
YEET SECTION
Chara: I am absorb your soul????????
Frisk: -_-
Frisk again: (/-_-)/ ᵒᵏ
chara: HAAAAAAAAAAAHGDHKBIUDBWIH
NO YEET SECTION
Chara: AYO WHO SAY U WERE LE ONE IN CONTROLLE?????
Chara: *killz you*
[gaaaaame oooooooveeeeerrrrrrrrrr]
Submitted by:anonymous
undertale by toby fox but yeet
Flowey: In this world, it is yeet or be yeeted.
Frisk: *carries le flowey and yeets him out of the underground*
Later.....
Frisk: *YEETS ALL MONSTERS OUT OF ENTIERTY*
Ending...
Chara: Let's yeet this world altogether
What will happen next:
1. If you want to yeet the world, go to yeet section.
2. If you don't want to yeet the world, go to no yeet section.
YEET SECTION
Chara: I am absorb your soul????????
Frisk: -_-
Frisk again: (/-_-)/ ᵒᵏ
chara: HAAAAAAAAAAAHGDHKBIUDBWIH
NO YEET SECTION
Chara: AYO WHO SAY U WERE LE ONE IN CONTROLLE?????
Chara: *killz you*
[gaaaaame oooooooveeeeerrrrrrrrrr]