I cannot tell you just how distraught I am. This is truly the darkest day. Now how else will I lord over the shills who pay money to have some J Pegs? How else will I fell good knowing I am annoying the Subs and Mods with my Pleb Master Race Spam? What can I do now but wait for a month to return to my comrades? This is so sad.
Submitted by:Kyunin9
I got Gifted a Sub
I cannot tell you just how distraught I am. This is truly the darkest day. Now how else will I lord over the shills who pay money to have some J Pegs? How else will I fell good knowing I am annoying the Subs and Mods with my Pleb Master Race Spam? What can I do now but wait for a month to return to my comrades? This is so sad.
I would stir her velvety cream into my hot chocolate and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder
Submitted by:anonymous
I would stir her velvety cream into my hot chocolate and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder
Relationships broken. Friendships ruined. Family pushed away. All for the cookies. Once you click the first cookie, you won't stop. You can't stop. The cookies are the only thing that matters. Nothing else in the world does. After the first click, it will spread though you like a virus. Growing and growing until you are fully consumed. Don't try and run. You can't stop the inevitable. There's still more in store. Hundreds and thousands of cookies per second. Grandmas ripped from their family's. Cookie factory's destroying the earth's atmosphere. Don't worry, its all for the greater good. Millions and billions per second. Shipments brought in from other planets. Inter-dimensional travel, bringing cookies from other realms. Don't try to fight it. It will only make it stronger. Trillions per second. Prisms turning light into cookies. Creating cookies through sheer luck. And then the Grandma Apocalypse. Destroying cites, merging with the environment and creating monsters to take down your empire. The Grandmas have become a superior being. But nothing can stop the Cookies. Nothing ever will. You can contain the Grandma's wrath and control the monsters into helping your empire. Quadrillions of cookies per second. Now you have made connection with other idle universes like your own and convert what they are creating into cookies. Quintillions of cookies per second. Today is the day. You have taken of the multiverse. Your cookies are all that their is. Your think that you have reached the final destination, the end of the road, the last junction and that you can be finally freed. But no. It is only just beginning. As you see the world you have created fade into darkness. And the cookies that you have created left behind you realize that you are no longer a human. That you have gone beyond what was ever possible. You have become a god. You thought you were free, but you were wrong. You are stuck here forever.
Submitted by:CrunchyCroissant
a review on steam i found of cookie clicker
Relationships broken. Friendships ruined. Family pushed away. All for the cookies. Once you click the first cookie, you won't stop. You can't stop. The cookies are the only thing that matters. Nothing else in the world does. After the first click, it will spread though you like a virus. Growing and growing until you are fully consumed. Don't try and run. You can't stop the inevitable. There's still more in store. Hundreds and thousands of cookies per second. Grandmas ripped from their family's. Cookie factory's destroying the earth's atmosphere. Don't worry, its all for the greater good. Millions and billions per second. Shipments brought in from other planets. Inter-dimensional travel, bringing cookies from other realms. Don't try to fight it. It will only make it stronger. Trillions per second. Prisms turning light into cookies. Creating cookies through sheer luck. And then the Grandma Apocalypse. Destroying cites, merging with the environment and creating monsters to take down your empire. The Grandmas have become a superior being. But nothing can stop the Cookies. Nothing ever will. You can contain the Grandma's wrath and control the monsters into helping your empire. Quadrillions of cookies per second. Now you have made connection with other idle universes like your own and convert what they are creating into cookies. Quintillions of cookies per second. Today is the day. You have taken of the multiverse. Your cookies are all that their is. Your think that you have reached the final destination, the end of the road, the last junction and that you can be finally freed. But no. It is only just beginning. As you see the world you have created fade into darkness. And the cookies that you have created left behind you realize that you are no longer a human. That you have gone beyond what was ever possible. You have become a god. You thought you were free, but you were wrong. You are stuck here forever.
Well!
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah.
Submitted by:anonymous
Kyle's Mom Lyrics (South Park)
Well!
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah.
What are those? These? Dietz nuts. *vine boom* Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts *vine boom 2 electric boogaloo* Those are nuts? Dietz nuts *Boom* aren't nuts, dietz nuts *BOOM* are meat nuts. Those are meat nuts? There dietz nuts *BOOM* Grab and handful of dietz nuts. *BOOM* Hey Chris, how dietz nuts taste?*Vine boom to end all vine booms* What a fun snack. Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts *BOOM*
Submitted by:anonymous
All I remember of the Dietz nuts super bowl ad with vine booms
What are those? These? Dietz nuts. *vine boom* Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts *vine boom 2 electric boogaloo* Those are nuts? Dietz nuts *Boom* aren't nuts, dietz nuts *BOOM* are meat nuts. Those are meat nuts? There dietz nuts *BOOM* Grab and handful of dietz nuts. *BOOM* Hey Chris, how dietz nuts taste?*Vine boom to end all vine booms* What a fun snack. Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts *BOOM*
Jeremy Elbertson. Comedian. Billionaire. And suspect in the murder of one Kris Kringle. While awaiting trial, Elbertson makes a bizarre proposition. He promises not only to undergo a polygraph test, but to do so live on network television, taking questions from the public. He believes the test will prove his innocence. But could it instead reveal the twisted mind of a killer? Find out on this very special episode of Holiday Homicides.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jeremy Elbertson. Comedian. Billionaire. And suspect in the murder of one Kris Kringle. While awaiting trial, Elbertson makes a bizarre proposition. He promises not only to undergo a polygraph test, but to do so live on network television, taking questions from the public. He believes the test will prove his innocence. But could it instead reveal the twisted mind of a killer? Find out on this very special episode of Holiday Homicides.
: 😋🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , FUCK FEMBOYS :white_check_mark: . PLEASE START SUCKING DICK :thumbsup: . FEMBOYS ARE HOT :confounded: AND FUVKABLE :thumbsup: . YOU WILL CUM :face_with_raised_eyebrow: , YOU WILL LOVE IT❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT :100: , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A FEMBOY YOURSELF 😘📈 AND REBUILD YOUR SEX LIFE :call_me:
Submitted by:arrolace
FUCK FEMBOYS
: 😋🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , FUCK FEMBOYS :white_check_mark: . PLEASE START SUCKING DICK :thumbsup: . FEMBOYS ARE HOT :confounded: AND FUVKABLE :thumbsup: . YOU WILL CUM :face_with_raised_eyebrow: , YOU WILL LOVE IT❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT :100: , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A FEMBOY YOURSELF 😘📈 AND REBUILD YOUR SEX LIFE :call_me:
the CANCEL CULTURE MOB got to Jerma, this is awful
I am disgusted. Of all the people who deserve to be shat on, Jerma is the last person on that list. He ended his last stream abruptly in tears, he didn't even go to the subs list. I wasn't even looking at chat at that moment, so I was confused. I go on Twitter and I see a trending hashtag #Jerma985isOverParty, people generally being very mean to him, and why? Because apparently he compared Dr. Who to Rick & Morty. Wow. Congratulations, you bullied a 36-year-old young boy to tears, just because of a joke. Grow a thicker skin, snowflakes.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma986
the CANCEL CULTURE MOB got to Jerma, this is awful
I am disgusted. Of all the people who deserve to be shat on, Jerma is the last person on that list. He ended his last stream abruptly in tears, he didn't even go to the subs list. I wasn't even looking at chat at that moment, so I was confused. I go on Twitter and I see a trending hashtag #Jerma985isOverParty, people generally being very mean to him, and why? Because apparently he compared Dr. Who to Rick & Morty. Wow. Congratulations, you bullied a 36-year-old young boy to tears, just because of a joke. Grow a thicker skin, snowflakes.