One day jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat who was being mean and spamming residentsleeper, he quite literally stuck his hands into his screen and yanked really hard. Out came this 5'9 brown haired highschooler who instantly began begging for his life. However, jerma growled really loud and started chanting the lyrics to "I'm a Walrus" by the beatles. The mods, the chat, no one could stop what happened next. Chat was spamming PauseChamp. Then Jerma just grabbed the poor highschooler by his neck and lifted him off the floor and began to spin him really fast.. His guts came flying out with the sheer force that jerma used to spin him. The camera was stained with blood and chat was all spamming monkaW and "LULW typical One guy moment". After a couple of moments jerma wiped the red marking from the camera and sat back down as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was that he started talking about soy milk and how he wasn't a sponsor with any soy milk company. He seemed quite annoyed that he wasnt a sponsor but continued to elaborate on how much he loved soy milk, but only that one specific brand of soy milk. I'm telling you, the one guy residentsleeper spammers are annoying as hell.
EDIT: Unfortunately that segment of the VOD was deleted due to DMCA issues with Jerma singing The Beatles.
Submitted by:anonymous
One day jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat who was being mean and spamming residentsleeper, he quite literally stuck his hands into his screen and yanked really hard. Out came this 5'9 brown haired highschooler who instantly began begging for his life. However, jerma growled really loud and started chanting the lyrics to "I'm a Walrus" by the beatles. The mods, the chat, no one could stop what happened next. Chat was spamming PauseChamp. Then Jerma just grabbed the poor highschooler by his neck and lifted him off the floor and began to spin him really fast.. His guts came flying out with the sheer force that jerma used to spin him. The camera was stained with blood and chat was all spamming monkaW and "LULW typical One guy moment". After a couple of moments jerma wiped the red marking from the camera and sat back down as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was that he started talking about soy milk and how he wasn't a sponsor with any soy milk company. He seemed quite annoyed that he wasnt a sponsor but continued to elaborate on how much he loved soy milk, but only that one specific brand of soy milk. I'm telling you, the one guy residentsleeper spammers are annoying as hell.
EDIT: Unfortunately that segment of the VOD was deleted due to DMCA issues with Jerma singing The Beatles.
I am not a psycho! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 984. One after Big Rat. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Streamer Awards to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That dollhouse! Are you telling me that a house just burns down like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jeremy! He defenestrated through a window! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the meat grinder! But not our Jeremy! Couldn’t be precious Jeremy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a streamer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
Submitted by:anonymous
Better Call Jerma
I am not a psycho! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 984. One after Big Rat. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Streamer Awards to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That dollhouse! Are you telling me that a house just burns down like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jeremy! He defenestrated through a window! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the meat grinder! But not our Jeremy! Couldn’t be precious Jeremy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a streamer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
Joel, your exaggerated jokes about volume blew up my speakers. I can't hear you or anything around me anymore. My apartment was raided by the AGGA-Team, and from now on, I'm deaf and broke for the rest of my life. My windows are broken, and my Soul Calibur 3 copy is broken. You're going to pay for it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Joel, your exaggerated jokes about volume blew up my speakers. I can't hear you or anything around me anymore. My apartment was raided by the AGGA-Team, and from now on, I'm deaf and broke for the rest of my life. My windows are broken, and my Soul Calibur 3 copy is broken. You're going to pay for it.
I found out what copy pastas are and now I am afraid of what I have said that could be copied haha
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I found out what copy pastas are and now I am afraid of what I have said that could be copied haha
I’ve been playing black metal longer than fucking ANY of you and I’ve noticed that it seems like you can only be 1 out of the 3 these days:
- War Metal FREE SPEECH Thumb
- SJW trying to get laid
- Actually good at your instrument
Lyrics really should mean fucking nothing in this genre. When it does, the riffs are god awful and the drummer 2 foots their blasts at 150bpm
TL;dr: one foot your blasts and write lyrics about literally anything other than your dumbass opinions
Submitted by:anonymous
Drummer ranting about emo bands but based his black metal projects on DSBM influences
I’ve been playing black metal longer than fucking ANY of you and I’ve noticed that it seems like you can only be 1 out of the 3 these days:
- War Metal FREE SPEECH Thumb
- SJW trying to get laid
- Actually good at your instrument
Lyrics really should mean fucking nothing in this genre. When it does, the riffs are god awful and the drummer 2 foots their blasts at 150bpm
TL;dr: one foot your blasts and write lyrics about literally anything other than your dumbass opinions