My brain goes like, “alright, that’s enough, it’s like, no humans are supposed to be doing this”. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking like picking up a wheelbarrow, full of like logs, and just like slowly walking with it, you- and then, and then delivering those logs to the- the like, the community. And then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there’s also like a baker, and a butcher, and, no- humans aren’t supposed to be doing what we’re doing right now. Humans aren’t supposed to be doing this! Like, humans are supposed to be like ‘oh- howdy, how are ya, good t’see ya!” We’re not supposed to be like, GUGGADAGUGGADAGAGUGGADAGAGAGUGGADA
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My brain goes like, “alright, that’s enough, it’s like, no humans are supposed to be doing this”. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking like picking up a wheelbarrow, full of like logs, and just like slowly walking with it, you- and then, and then delivering those logs to the- the like, the community. And then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there’s also like a baker, and a butcher, and, no- humans aren’t supposed to be doing what we’re doing right now. Humans aren’t supposed to be doing this! Like, humans are supposed to be like ‘oh- howdy, how are ya, good t’see ya!” We’re not supposed to be like, GUGGADAGUGGADAGAGUGGADAGAGAGUGGADA
We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had penguins, we had an aquarium, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, gone to the penguins, and made as much love as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego
Submitted by:anonymous
We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had penguins, we had an aquarium, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, gone to the penguins, and made as much love as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego
DAWG, I dont GIVE A FUCK about going to WALMART DOT COM, I give a fuck about going to the SPECIFIC TWITCH SERVER. JUST TRACE THE TWITCH SERVER. I DON’T FUCKING CARE! BRO it’s like WHAT AM I DOING, “dude just command prompt to walmart” its like NOOOOOOOOO! THAT’S NOT MY ISSUE! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK if you’re limiting my fucking bandwidth, if you’re throttling my uploads speeds when i’m going to WALMART. I’m not a WALMART STREAMER. FUCK!
Submitted by:anonymous
DAWG, I dont GIVE A FUCK about going to WALMART DOT COM, I give a fuck about going to the SPECIFIC TWITCH SERVER. JUST TRACE THE TWITCH SERVER. I DON’T FUCKING CARE! BRO it’s like WHAT AM I DOING, “dude just command prompt to walmart” its like NOOOOOOOOO! THAT’S NOT MY ISSUE! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK if you’re limiting my fucking bandwidth, if you’re throttling my uploads speeds when i’m going to WALMART. I’m not a WALMART STREAMER. FUCK!
MODS glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow MODS Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong MODS Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.
Submitted by:iZeeh
joe rogan monkey copypasta
MODS glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow MODS Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong MODS Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.
OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
Submitted by:anonymous
OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
Jesteś młoda wiele przed Tobą, nie każdy facet dochodzi w 3 minuty ;P seks to coś więcej to fizyczność ale i mentalne doznania, poznasz kiedyś faceta który będzie się delektować Twoim ciałem, skupi się na Tobie i Twojej przyjemności a nie tylko swojej ;P
Submitted by:wiikuu
topg
Jesteś młoda wiele przed Tobą, nie każdy facet dochodzi w 3 minuty ;P seks to coś więcej to fizyczność ale i mentalne doznania, poznasz kiedyś faceta który będzie się delektować Twoim ciałem, skupi się na Tobie i Twojej przyjemności a nie tylko swojej ;P
Yuumi is the most well designed, complex and layered champion Riot has ever made. It takes tremendous skill and kinesthetics to be able to use every part of her kit. So what if she doesnt have to autoattack? So what if she doesn't even need to move? Managing her mana, her cooldowns, and having macro knowledge of who to jump to takes skill that not even Faker can attain. Without Yuumi this game would have fallen apart years ago. Stop hating the cat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Yuumi is the most well designed, complex and layered champion Riot has ever made. It takes tremendous skill and kinesthetics to be able to use every part of her kit. So what if she doesnt have to autoattack? So what if she doesn't even need to move? Managing her mana, her cooldowns, and having macro knowledge of who to jump to takes skill that not even Faker can attain. Without Yuumi this game would have fallen apart years ago. Stop hating the cat.
Mario
Submitted by:Eario
Mario
Amog us sus
Submitted by:dededededededqwerty
AMONG US!
Amog us sus
GUYS I HAVE A WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE AMONG US EDITION IN MINECRAFT!!!
I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE STEPS TO SUMMONING HIM!!!!!11!
1. BUILD A RING OF FIRE
2. PUT A GIANT COCK IN THE MIDDLE
3. STAND UPON THE COCKUSSUS
4. SAY ''HEROBRINE I LIKE BALLS'' 69,420 TIMES AND HE SHALL APPEAR
5. ONCE HE APPEARS, HE WILL BE AGGRESSIVE, BUT TO STOP HIS MADNESS, YOU MUST PLEASURE HIM BY BUILDING APPROXIMATELY 136,050 BEDROCK COCKS NEAR SPAWN
6. DO NOT ASK WHERE YOU GET THE BEDROCK
7. DO THE RITUAL ONCE AGAIN TO DESUMMON HIM, AND THEN DO IT AGAIN TO SUMMON HIM IN HIS PEACEFUL MODE
*THIS METHOD OF SPAWNING HEROBRINE DOES NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:
-SAFETY FROM COCKS BEING BUILT AROUND SPAWN
-FAMILY FRIENDLY ACTIONS AND CHOICE OF WORDS
-SAFETY TO OTHERS
-THE FULL HEROBRINE EXPERIENCE*
Submitted by:Cockussus
REAL WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE!! OR A VERSION OF HIM, TO SAY THE LEAST
GUYS I HAVE A WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE AMONG US EDITION IN MINECRAFT!!!
I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE STEPS TO SUMMONING HIM!!!!!11!
1. BUILD A RING OF FIRE
2. PUT A GIANT COCK IN THE MIDDLE
3. STAND UPON THE COCKUSSUS
4. SAY ''HEROBRINE I LIKE BALLS'' 69,420 TIMES AND HE SHALL APPEAR
5. ONCE HE APPEARS, HE WILL BE AGGRESSIVE, BUT TO STOP HIS MADNESS, YOU MUST PLEASURE HIM BY BUILDING APPROXIMATELY 136,050 BEDROCK COCKS NEAR SPAWN
6. DO NOT ASK WHERE YOU GET THE BEDROCK
7. DO THE RITUAL ONCE AGAIN TO DESUMMON HIM, AND THEN DO IT AGAIN TO SUMMON HIM IN HIS PEACEFUL MODE
*THIS METHOD OF SPAWNING HEROBRINE DOES NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:
-SAFETY FROM COCKS BEING BUILT AROUND SPAWN
-FAMILY FRIENDLY ACTIONS AND CHOICE OF WORDS
-SAFETY TO OTHERS
-THE FULL HEROBRINE EXPERIENCE*