hello my name is guevara, I am girl sniper stationed at bermudas main Nasus /(=✪ x ✪=)\
i study agriculture and they say to me "pro farmer" and "get out of the closet you hobo"
sorry to present myself to you like this, yo queria decirte que
i really like your music, I always wanted to talk you about my feelings from it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
if you still had live musics from your live shows
the first circle was banger and the solo, the great metheny
look my ocarina, do you remember?
I play it since the old days ٩(^◡^)۶
i tought you would never come back and it was getting a little cold (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
i know how is played you know the G of phyrigian it play really good to me
hey let's make a promise, trust
in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die (⇀‸↼‶)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
death makes angels of us all gives us wings as smooth as draven's dclaws ꒰(・‿・)꒱
be blessed by the lord shrek of dalmasca , the fifth dinasty ༼ ༎ຶ ᆺ ༎ຶ༽
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hello my name is guevara, I am girl sniper stationed at bermudas main Nasus /(=✪ x ✪=)\
i study agriculture and they say to me "pro farmer" and "get out of the closet you hobo"
sorry to present myself to you like this, yo queria decirte que
i really like your music, I always wanted to talk you about my feelings from it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
if you still had live musics from your live shows
the first circle was banger and the solo, the great metheny
look my ocarina, do you remember?
I play it since the old days ٩(^◡^)۶
i tought you would never come back and it was getting a little cold (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
i know how is played you know the G of phyrigian it play really good to me
hey let's make a promise, trust
in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die (⇀‸↼‶)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
death makes angels of us all gives us wings as smooth as draven's dclaws ꒰(・‿・)꒱
be blessed by the lord shrek of dalmasca , the fifth dinasty ༼ ༎ຶ ᆺ ༎ຶ༽
jonk c
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jonk c
jonk c
"I just spent my fifth night wowking as da secuwity guawd at Fweddy Fazbeaw's Pizza, and wet me teww uu, it haz been a weaw hoot.
As soon as da wights go out and da animatwonics come to wife, da fun weawwy stawts. They'we awways twying to pwank me, wike popping out of da vents with a big 'BOO!' ow pwetending to be stuffed animaws when I wawk by.
But da best pawt is when we aww get togethew fow a wate-night dance pawty. I put on some tunes and da animatwonics bweak out theiw best moves. Bonnie da Bunny awways steaws da show with his moonwawk, and Chica da Chicken can weawwy bust a gwoove.
Ovewaww, I'd give my expewience at Fweddy Fazbeaw's Pizza a sowid 10/10. If uu'we wooking fow a siwwy and fun time, this is definitewy da pwace fow uu." >_
Submitted by:OniLuvDonutz
Just random FNAF copypasta
"I just spent my fifth night wowking as da secuwity guawd at Fweddy Fazbeaw's Pizza, and wet me teww uu, it haz been a weaw hoot.
As soon as da wights go out and da animatwonics come to wife, da fun weawwy stawts. They'we awways twying to pwank me, wike popping out of da vents with a big 'BOO!' ow pwetending to be stuffed animaws when I wawk by.
But da best pawt is when we aww get togethew fow a wate-night dance pawty. I put on some tunes and da animatwonics bweak out theiw best moves. Bonnie da Bunny awways steaws da show with his moonwawk, and Chica da Chicken can weawwy bust a gwoove.
Ovewaww, I'd give my expewience at Fweddy Fazbeaw's Pizza a sowid 10/10. If uu'we wooking fow a siwwy and fun time, this is definitewy da pwace fow uu." >_
Guys, I seriously don't understand why you think women are anything but things. Women are objects. Sex is the only thing that matters. Come on guys, be woke. I'm a woman in my early twenties and I don't understand why most people here pretend to be powerful or independent. Like, you buy dildos, toys, etc, why? Because you want something in there, always. That's pretty much it. We women are things. All we need is cock. We should be happy that men are horny enough to use us. Cock supremacy. I'm an object and so are you. Stop being in denial.
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cock supremacy
Guys, I seriously don't understand why you think women are anything but things. Women are objects. Sex is the only thing that matters. Come on guys, be woke. I'm a woman in my early twenties and I don't understand why most people here pretend to be powerful or independent. Like, you buy dildos, toys, etc, why? Because you want something in there, always. That's pretty much it. We women are things. All we need is cock. We should be happy that men are horny enough to use us. Cock supremacy. I'm an object and so are you. Stop being in denial.
twilight saunter by the wayside
the dances under their nights
drifting by dusk
circuit breaker
Submitted by:anonymous
chomik
twilight saunter by the wayside
the dances under their nights
drifting by dusk
circuit breaker
ATL
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ATL
get money on your phone
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get money on your phone
Get the Family Guy theme song as your new ringtone! All you have to do is text PETER1 to 75555. O-Or if you want Peter laughing, "Hehehheheheheheh! Heheheheheheh! Hahehahehahehahehehhaha!" send PETER2! Text PETER3 for "Giggity. Giggity. Gig-gi-ty." PETER4 for "Un-freakin' believable." PETER5 for "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" And for Bird is the Word... PETER6 to 75555 or go to jamster.com subscribe to get up to 20 products like games for $9.99 a month. Remember it's jamster.com
Submitted by:anonymous
Get the Family Guy theme song as your new ringtone! All you have to do is text PETER1 to 75555. O-Or if you want Peter laughing, "Hehehheheheheheh! Heheheheheheh! Hahehahehahehahehehhaha!" send PETER2! Text PETER3 for "Giggity. Giggity. Gig-gi-ty." PETER4 for "Un-freakin' believable." PETER5 for "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" And for Bird is the Word... PETER6 to 75555 or go to jamster.com subscribe to get up to 20 products like games for $9.99 a month. Remember it's jamster.com
Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? 🙂 haha
Submitted by:anonymous
Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? 🙂 haha
Femboys in maid outfits are the peak of humanity. They represent all that is beautiful, elegant, and graceful about the human form. Their delicate features, slender bodies, and delicate demeanor are a testament to the endless possibilities of the human spirit. When I see an effeminate man in a maid uniform, I am struck by their grace and beauty. Their delicate features, delicate curves, and feminine poise are a sight to behold. They are the embodiment of perfection, a living work of art that inspires and delights. Feminine boys in domestic servant attire represent the best that humanity has to offer. They are a symbol of hope, a beacon of light in an often dark and cruel world. They are a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, and a reminder of the beauty and grace that exists within us all. Let us all celebrate the femboys in maid outfits, for they are the very embodiment of humanity at its finest. They are a source of joy, a source of inspiration, and a source of hope. Let us all embrace them and honor them, for they are truly the Zenith of human achievement.
Submitted by:anonymous
Femboys in maid outfits are the peak of humanity. They represent all that is beautiful, elegant, and graceful about the human form. Their delicate features, slender bodies, and delicate demeanor are a testament to the endless possibilities of the human spirit. When I see an effeminate man in a maid uniform, I am struck by their grace and beauty. Their delicate features, delicate curves, and feminine poise are a sight to behold. They are the embodiment of perfection, a living work of art that inspires and delights. Feminine boys in domestic servant attire represent the best that humanity has to offer. They are a symbol of hope, a beacon of light in an often dark and cruel world. They are a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, and a reminder of the beauty and grace that exists within us all. Let us all celebrate the femboys in maid outfits, for they are the very embodiment of humanity at its finest. They are a source of joy, a source of inspiration, and a source of hope. Let us all embrace them and honor them, for they are truly the Zenith of human achievement.
"I won a pie-eating contest when I was like, a kid, on like, summer camp. Everyone was like "Oh I didn't eat all day", even all the fat kids, and then oh I won. I beat em all, and I was like the little guy. Well what happened now? You LOST!"
―Burgah Boy after another pie-eating contest
Submitted by:anonymous
"I won a pie-eating contest when I was like, a kid, on like, summer camp. Everyone was like "Oh I didn't eat all day", even all the fat kids, and then oh I won. I beat em all, and I was like the little guy. Well what happened now? You LOST!"
―Burgah Boy after another pie-eating contest
holy fucking hell. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Submitted by:anonymous
holy fucking hell. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Twitter is a very serious place to have serious discussions. Anyone who can't get their point across in under 140 characters is a total idio
Submitted by:anonymous
Twitter is a very serious place to have serious discussions. Anyone who can't get their point across in under 140 characters is a total idio