My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Submitted by:craigtucker
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
fine. you win. im a whore. i like sex. i like dick. i like vagina. i like anus. i like tiddies. i fuck almost every adult i come into contact with. oooo look at me im a fucking slut!!!! are you happy, huh? are you satisfied? yeah, that's right, im a fucking manwhore! ill fuck you AND your wife!!how do you like that, huh? how do you like that? hey everyone look, i'm a bitchy bimbo doll who's only personality trait is being a fucking slut!!!! HOWS THAT
Submitted by:cheesycheddar
fine. you win. im a whore.
fine. you win. im a whore. i like sex. i like dick. i like vagina. i like anus. i like tiddies. i fuck almost every adult i come into contact with. oooo look at me im a fucking slut!!!! are you happy, huh? are you satisfied? yeah, that's right, im a fucking manwhore! ill fuck you AND your wife!!how do you like that, huh? how do you like that? hey everyone look, i'm a bitchy bimbo doll who's only personality trait is being a fucking slut!!!! HOWS THAT
hey guys. Today I'm gonna show you the life of a stay-at-home billionaire's wife. First I wake up at 3:00 am because those 600 chores Dave gave me don't do themselves! Then I immediately get started on the laundry. I think Dave is starting to get really creative with giving me things, because I found diamond necklaces and hair ties in his pockets. He's so cute like that! Then I do some other chores, which include dishes, cleaning, more laundry because he wears a ton of clothes, and making lunch! Last time I handmade his lunch, Dave told me it was terrible, so now I just order food. Most of the day after that is spent walking around the house wondering if marrying a rich guy's son was really the only way to pay off my student loans. Then about once a week Dave calls me to tell me he has to go on another business trip. He gets so many of those, doesn't he? Anyway, that's about what it's like to be married to a fucking bit- I mean, a perfectly reliable husband. Ha ha.
Submitted by:cheesycheddar
hey guys. today I'm gonna show you the life of a stay-at-home billionaire's wife.
hey guys. Today I'm gonna show you the life of a stay-at-home billionaire's wife. First I wake up at 3:00 am because those 600 chores Dave gave me don't do themselves! Then I immediately get started on the laundry. I think Dave is starting to get really creative with giving me things, because I found diamond necklaces and hair ties in his pockets. He's so cute like that! Then I do some other chores, which include dishes, cleaning, more laundry because he wears a ton of clothes, and making lunch! Last time I handmade his lunch, Dave told me it was terrible, so now I just order food. Most of the day after that is spent walking around the house wondering if marrying a rich guy's son was really the only way to pay off my student loans. Then about once a week Dave calls me to tell me he has to go on another business trip. He gets so many of those, doesn't he? Anyway, that's about what it's like to be married to a fucking bit- I mean, a perfectly reliable husband. Ha ha.
Saint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
Submitted by:saintriot
legendary quote said by none other than bob4075
Saint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
aint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
Submitted by:anonymous
aint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
Holy fucking shit. I want to fuck the pillsbury doughboy so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time see pillsbury ads I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the pillsbury doughboy . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the doughboys tight asshole. I want her to have my mutant human/dough babies. My fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone I might not ever get to see the pillsbury doughboy again.
Submitted by:Coolguy1376
I need to fuck the pillsbury doughboy
Holy fucking shit. I want to fuck the pillsbury doughboy so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time see pillsbury ads I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the pillsbury doughboy . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the doughboys tight asshole. I want her to have my mutant human/dough babies. My fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone I might not ever get to see the pillsbury doughboy again.