Picture this. I get jump-scared by Golden Fredy, stunned I move my lower jaw downwards agape at no more than 35mm due to my trismus disorder, better known as lockjaw (bite of 87’ reference) I try to run but I can’t too frightened to run I cross my arms with my left arm underneath my right. I start bouncing them up and down in an attempt to ward off the frenzied Fazbear. My arms as my sword and my legs as the shield I start stomping with the pattern of Right foot, Left foot, Right Right, Left, Right, and then Left Left repeatedly. As I finish this rite, Golden Freddy screams out in anguish. Still aghast yet now hopeful that I can fend off this beast I start going faster. The wretched beast shrieking louder and louder the more I pick up the pace. “Cease that unholy ceremony at once! I cannot bear to see another second of this madness” With the tides now turned and my heart still racing I finish the ritual. I raise my right arm up vertical and my left horizontal in front of my chest. I swing my arm held high andutter the words for killing blow. I clear my throat and exclaim “Oppa Gangnam Style”.
Submitted by:Howdee
Picture this. I get jump-scared by Golden Fredy, stunned I move my lower jaw downwards agape at no more than 35mm due to my trismus disorder, better known as lockjaw (bite of 87’ reference) I try to run but I can’t too frightened to run I cross my arms with my left arm underneath my right. I start bouncing them up and down in an attempt to ward off the frenzied Fazbear. My arms as my sword and my legs as the shield I start stomping with the pattern of Right foot, Left foot, Right Right, Left, Right, and then Left Left repeatedly. As I finish this rite, Golden Freddy screams out in anguish. Still aghast yet now hopeful that I can fend off this beast I start going faster. The wretched beast shrieking louder and louder the more I pick up the pace. “Cease that unholy ceremony at once! I cannot bear to see another second of this madness” With the tides now turned and my heart still racing I finish the ritual. I raise my right arm up vertical and my left horizontal in front of my chest. I swing my arm held high andutter the words for killing blow. I clear my throat and exclaim “Oppa Gangnam Style”.
I lit a Yankee branded candle and got a little mischievous, so I unzipped my pants and took out my dick and balls. I let it melt the wax for a good few minutes then blew out the candles waited a few seconds then dipped my balls in the wax left it there as it warmed them until it was uncomfortable, left it in longer unmoving to let the wax cool and harden around my warm ballsack. I then proceeded to let free my testes from the hellfire of the wax and emerged like a Phoenix from the metaphorical ashes of the candle wax. I love the smell of candles. ❤️
Submitted by:Howdee
I lit a Yankee branded candle and got a little mischievous, so I unzipped my pants and took out my dick and balls. I let it melt the wax for a good few minutes then blew out the candles waited a few seconds then dipped my balls in the wax left it there as it warmed them until it was uncomfortable, left it in longer unmoving to let the wax cool and harden around my warm ballsack. I then proceeded to let free my testes from the hellfire of the wax and emerged like a Phoenix from the metaphorical ashes of the candle wax. I love the smell of candles. ❤️
Gamble idiots. Do you understand, if you watch the entire context of all my gambling over 15 months you will see its 99.8% big wins. Do you understand? Look at big wins, out of context. Do you understand that? You will win. Casinos literally tell you straight up, they give you the odds and you dont have to be a mathematical genius to plug those odds in. They literally say you will win, over a period of time. Do you understand, casinos are not profitable for a reason. Get it twisted. It is a way to get rich quick, it is a way to get yourself out of any fucking low parts of your life, it will put you in a fucking rich part of life. Cuz I come in and spin $1000 and win 7 mil, right. I spent like 4 mil to get 7 mil. It is a way to get money, you stupid motherfuckers.
Submitted by:hyz1u
trainwrecks tells you to gamble
Gamble idiots. Do you understand, if you watch the entire context of all my gambling over 15 months you will see its 99.8% big wins. Do you understand? Look at big wins, out of context. Do you understand that? You will win. Casinos literally tell you straight up, they give you the odds and you dont have to be a mathematical genius to plug those odds in. They literally say you will win, over a period of time. Do you understand, casinos are not profitable for a reason. Get it twisted. It is a way to get rich quick, it is a way to get yourself out of any fucking low parts of your life, it will put you in a fucking rich part of life. Cuz I come in and spin $1000 and win 7 mil, right. I spent like 4 mil to get 7 mil. It is a way to get money, you stupid motherfuckers.
Yeouch, what a doozy
Submitted by:anonymous
Yeouch, what a doozy
One day while I was taking my pet 5 on a walk last week yesterday I ran it to my day so I went to my daddys mamas dogs bone to see if he had munch. he told me I spice had drake at Shequina Barnacle Dontavious's house so I drunk my car so I can get edit permissions in fortnite creative so I can go to Florida to get coffee for my car to escape ohio then blow up California so I can eat a f9.
Submitted by:Gooblesquibbins Bocksale Gootch VI
just some thing a did some day some
One day while I was taking my pet 5 on a walk last week yesterday I ran it to my day so I went to my daddys mamas dogs bone to see if he had munch. he told me I spice had drake at Shequina Barnacle Dontavious's house so I drunk my car so I can get edit permissions in fortnite creative so I can go to Florida to get coffee for my car to escape ohio then blow up California so I can eat a f9.
Im going to a party tmrw (you prolly dont understand)
so Im not gonna be on this weird crusty must ugly site (again u probably doont understand)
I cannot waste my time here with u gen z and old man and edps
so I will be off
(again u will never understand)
Submitted by:DarkUno
Im going to a party
Im going to a party tmrw (you prolly dont understand)
so Im not gonna be on this weird crusty must ugly site (again u probably doont understand)
I cannot waste my time here with u gen z and old man and edps
so I will be off
(again u will never understand)
wOAH
Submitted by:DarkUno
woah there
wOAH
*ENTERS VC*
Hi, Im 12 but i am maturee so yeah
I should not be banned from discord
im more mature then i sound and look i STILL havent hit puberty yet tho
*PACKGOD ENTERS VC*
GET YO GOOFY WOOGY AHH OUTTA HERE WITH UR
*NERD VOICE*
{IM 12 BUT IM MATURE}
LOOOKING LIKE MAX AND RUBY RUBY AND MAX
LOOKING LIKE U EAT MCCIEDS ALL DAY AND GET CALLED BIG PIG AT SCHOOL
SO GET YO CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY AHH OUTTA MY SITE
Submitted by:DarkUno
PACKED
*ENTERS VC*
Hi, Im 12 but i am maturee so yeah
I should not be banned from discord
im more mature then i sound and look i STILL havent hit puberty yet tho
*PACKGOD ENTERS VC*
GET YO GOOFY WOOGY AHH OUTTA HERE WITH UR
*NERD VOICE*
{IM 12 BUT IM MATURE}
LOOOKING LIKE MAX AND RUBY RUBY AND MAX
LOOKING LIKE U EAT MCCIEDS ALL DAY AND GET CALLED BIG PIG AT SCHOOL
SO GET YO CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY AHH OUTTA MY SITE
I'm nice to waiters and all, but if I order a Cheddar and Broccoli soup and it tastes burnt, and then I say hey this soup tastes burnt. Can we order a different soup? And they say yes. Then they leave the burnt soup on our table for the duration of the meal, we don't eat it, and they charge us for burnt soup. I'm going to complain and ask thet the soup be taken off the receipt. Then they stare at me like I'm an asshole as I leave the restaurant, even though I tipped and made minimal fuss. I just wanted my soup to taste good. So next time I go in and if a soup is burnt ill have them remove it from the table immediately and make sure to let them know I'm not paying for it ahead of time so we don't sit in this awkward "he's not going to pay for the soup?" kind of fandango.
Does that come up as a red flag?
Submitted by:PuppetryOfThePenis
OP wonders if they are throwing up red flags in the restaraunt
I'm nice to waiters and all, but if I order a Cheddar and Broccoli soup and it tastes burnt, and then I say hey this soup tastes burnt. Can we order a different soup? And they say yes. Then they leave the burnt soup on our table for the duration of the meal, we don't eat it, and they charge us for burnt soup. I'm going to complain and ask thet the soup be taken off the receipt. Then they stare at me like I'm an asshole as I leave the restaurant, even though I tipped and made minimal fuss. I just wanted my soup to taste good. So next time I go in and if a soup is burnt ill have them remove it from the table immediately and make sure to let them know I'm not paying for it ahead of time so we don't sit in this awkward "he's not going to pay for the soup?" kind of fandango.
Does that come up as a red flag?