Dude I have not felt like being on my - is anyone else like this? Like the past like two months man I dont wanna be on my computer ever. Like Im so over the computer. I think corona - They can't take me serious if you look at me like that.
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erobb221
Dude I have not felt like being on my - is anyone else like this? Like the past like two months man I dont wanna be on my computer ever. Like Im so over the computer. I think corona - They can't take me serious if you look at me like that.
Timmy Turner's dad may just be the biggest hater ever.
All of Mr. Turner's hatred and rage in life is directed at a single pure entitity. I don't think even Eobard Thawne hates Barry Allen as much as Mr. Turner hates Dinkleberg. The personification of "The block button isn't enough. I want this MFer dead".
Homer Simpsons may despise Ned Flanders but Mr. Turner actively plots the downfall of Dinkleberg with his every action. And of course, Dinkleberg isn't a bad dude. He's just so positive and happy and so objectively better than Mr. Turner that he can't handle it.
Mr. Turner accidentally commits a felony? Gotta go get Dinkleberg's prints on the murder weapon.
Mr. Turner gets a deadly super weapon? Immediately aim at The Dinkleberg's house and then chastise Timmy for giving him an unloaded weapon.
Mr. Turner achieves Godlike infinite power? Instantly makes the entire world into a post-scarcity Utopia. Except Dinkleberg who has to file has taxes every day for eternity.
This dude has taken a shit on Dinkleberg's yard, fought this dude in a mech, blamed him for running out of milk, keeps a NSA war room dedicated to his study, home invaded him, attcked him with rabid animals, and created a device to bash him in the groin with a baseball bat.
The only thing Mr. Turner has in his mind is to destroy Dinkleberg body, soul, and reputation. He wants to see this man suffer. And Dinkleberg is only good to him, he's purely a good-aligned soul. The only reason this man loves his own flesh and blood child is because he can lord him over Dinkleberg.
Submitted by:anonymous
Timmy Turner's dad may just be the biggest hater ever.
All of Mr. Turner's hatred and rage in life is directed at a single pure entitity. I don't think even Eobard Thawne hates Barry Allen as much as Mr. Turner hates Dinkleberg. The personification of "The block button isn't enough. I want this MFer dead".
Homer Simpsons may despise Ned Flanders but Mr. Turner actively plots the downfall of Dinkleberg with his every action. And of course, Dinkleberg isn't a bad dude. He's just so positive and happy and so objectively better than Mr. Turner that he can't handle it.
Mr. Turner accidentally commits a felony? Gotta go get Dinkleberg's prints on the murder weapon.
Mr. Turner gets a deadly super weapon? Immediately aim at The Dinkleberg's house and then chastise Timmy for giving him an unloaded weapon.
Mr. Turner achieves Godlike infinite power? Instantly makes the entire world into a post-scarcity Utopia. Except Dinkleberg who has to file has taxes every day for eternity.
This dude has taken a shit on Dinkleberg's yard, fought this dude in a mech, blamed him for running out of milk, keeps a NSA war room dedicated to his study, home invaded him, attcked him with rabid animals, and created a device to bash him in the groin with a baseball bat.
The only thing Mr. Turner has in his mind is to destroy Dinkleberg body, soul, and reputation. He wants to see this man suffer. And Dinkleberg is only good to him, he's purely a good-aligned soul. The only reason this man loves his own flesh and blood child is because he can lord him over Dinkleberg.
Arm strong-"You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Jack"
Submitted by:anonymous
President Armstrong qout in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Arm strong-"You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Jack"
Steven Armstrong : I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
Submitted by:anonymous
President Armstrong's speech in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Steven Armstrong : I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you’re so cool
And with my star, we’re gonna rule
Peach, understand
I’m gonna love you ’til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I’ll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach
Submitted by:StanvsDev
Peaches
This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you’re so cool
And with my star, we’re gonna rule
Peach, understand
I’m gonna love you ’til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I’ll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach
I remember I ran into Jerma at the MGM Grand in Vegas. He was winning EVERY SINGLE hand of blackjack. I asked him what his secret was, and he gestured to me to get closer. He then pulled this satchel bag up and on to his lap. The ENTIRE bag was FILLED with bugs. He said, "This stuff'll keep your mind SHARP!" He immediately shoved a HUGE handful of the squirming slimy creatures into his face. Really weird guy
Submitted by:anonymous
I remember I ran into Jerma at the MGM Grand in Vegas. He was winning EVERY SINGLE hand of blackjack. I asked him what his secret was, and he gestured to me to get closer. He then pulled this satchel bag up and on to his lap. The ENTIRE bag was FILLED with bugs. He said, "This stuff'll keep your mind SHARP!" He immediately shoved a HUGE handful of the squirming slimy creatures into his face. Really weird guy
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🤓 andrew tate says stop watching videos, stop playing games BREATH AIR.
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
lol
🤓 andrew tate says stop watching videos, stop playing games BREATH AIR.
was going to say something but it will probally come out abit weird so im going to keep it in, this thing will probally be addressed soon anyway so it will be ok :)
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
yep
was going to say something but it will probally come out abit weird so im going to keep it in, this thing will probally be addressed soon anyway so it will be ok :)
fishh only the finest fisher can catch the fish Joel
Submitted by:anonymous
fishh only the finest fisher can catch the fish Joel
Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger
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Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger
Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger