but today
i wish i had tried that because at least
then i would be able to eat some rice
then beans then be all like hey beans
i'll be right back just going over here
to the guacamole for a second
nope
my experience was more like hey beans
it's just going to be you and i for a
few minutes until i can excavate
the rice from beneath you but by then
you will be a fading memory oh hey i was
wrong i'm in the cheesus sphere
now rice must be next i hope it's not
another salsa pocket
you
built this thing
like a pack
of life savers
and don't even think i'm about
to open this up and re-engineer
your nonsense 90 degrees i already put a
hole in it with my mouth yeah
that's how i discovered you suck
at looking at things i am not going to
do tortilla origami to get this
back together only to end up with a
burrito that's been shot in the gut and
is bleeding your ineptitude
what's that
i should ask you to
mix it up first next time
is this jamba juice
i don't want to drink my burrito
through a bendy straw and i don't want a
pile of burrito soup in a flour can i just want a burrito in conclusion you're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burrito abomination and i hope your babies look like monkeys update for everyone who said just eat it with a fork a fork i didn't order the cobarito salad if anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork they would be wearing a brand new burrito hat from my fall collection 10 seconds later that's like buying a car and having them hand you a wrench with the keys like yeah we know this is going to explode and be spread across eight lanes as soon as you hit the gas but we gave you a wrench so be cool jesus already gave me two burrito forks one at the end of each arm they're called hands a fork my god i haven't cried since i was six but i'm sobbing now people eat burritos with forks god is sorry he made us
Submitted by:anonymous
A rant about burritos
but today
i wish i had tried that because at least
then i would be able to eat some rice
then beans then be all like hey beans
i'll be right back just going over here
to the guacamole for a second
nope
my experience was more like hey beans
it's just going to be you and i for a
few minutes until i can excavate
the rice from beneath you but by then
you will be a fading memory oh hey i was
wrong i'm in the cheesus sphere
now rice must be next i hope it's not
another salsa pocket
you
built this thing
like a pack
of life savers
and don't even think i'm about
to open this up and re-engineer
your nonsense 90 degrees i already put a
hole in it with my mouth yeah
that's how i discovered you suck
at looking at things i am not going to
do tortilla origami to get this
back together only to end up with a
burrito that's been shot in the gut and
is bleeding your ineptitude
what's that
i should ask you to
mix it up first next time
is this jamba juice
i don't want to drink my burrito
through a bendy straw and i don't want a
pile of burrito soup in a flour can i just want a burrito in conclusion you're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burrito abomination and i hope your babies look like monkeys update for everyone who said just eat it with a fork a fork i didn't order the cobarito salad if anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork they would be wearing a brand new burrito hat from my fall collection 10 seconds later that's like buying a car and having them hand you a wrench with the keys like yeah we know this is going to explode and be spread across eight lanes as soon as you hit the gas but we gave you a wrench so be cool jesus already gave me two burrito forks one at the end of each arm they're called hands a fork my god i haven't cried since i was six but i'm sobbing now people eat burritos with forks god is sorry he made us
What on earth did you just say to me, you uninitiated mortal? I'll have you know I've been practicing the dark arts for years, and I've summoned more demons than most people have even heard of. I am trained in the art of sorcery and I'm the top warlock in the entire coven. You are nothing to me but just another foolish mortal. I will cast spells with the precision of a surgeon, mark my words. You think you can challenge me in the realm of magic? Think again, child. As we speak, I am delving deeper into the forbidden tomes of ancient magic, and soon I'll be wielding powers beyond your wildest nightmares. You're in for a rude awakening, mere mortal. I can curse you anywhere, anytime, and I can summon hellish creatures in over a thousand ways, and that's just with my knowledge of the dark arts. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of sorcery, but I have access to the entire collection of arcane artifacts and eldritch knowledge, and I will use them to their full extent to unleash unspeakable horrors upon you. If only you could have known what dark fate your little challenge was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have kept your mouth shut. But you didn't, and now you're in for a demonic possession of a lifetime, you pitiful human.
Submitted by:anonymous
Navy Seal Copypasta
What on earth did you just say to me, you uninitiated mortal? I'll have you know I've been practicing the dark arts for years, and I've summoned more demons than most people have even heard of. I am trained in the art of sorcery and I'm the top warlock in the entire coven. You are nothing to me but just another foolish mortal. I will cast spells with the precision of a surgeon, mark my words. You think you can challenge me in the realm of magic? Think again, child. As we speak, I am delving deeper into the forbidden tomes of ancient magic, and soon I'll be wielding powers beyond your wildest nightmares. You're in for a rude awakening, mere mortal. I can curse you anywhere, anytime, and I can summon hellish creatures in over a thousand ways, and that's just with my knowledge of the dark arts. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of sorcery, but I have access to the entire collection of arcane artifacts and eldritch knowledge, and I will use them to their full extent to unleash unspeakable horrors upon you. If only you could have known what dark fate your little challenge was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have kept your mouth shut. But you didn't, and now you're in for a demonic possession of a lifetime, you pitiful human.
Н А С Р А Л
Submitted by:anonymous
Н А С Р А Л
I found this very cool XD hope y’all like
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I found this very cool XD hope y’all like
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Ballfondler made a surprise appearance during the sus guy's Among Us VR stream. Between games, Vinny asked "who's Ballfondler?". Confused, Jerma turned around to reveal a newly joined crewmate by the name "ballfondl" pointing at him with both hands. Jerma demanded that the player be removed immediately, possibly out of fear for his own safety. Ballfondler then silently disappeared from the game.
Disassociated from the encounter, Jerma mistook the crewmate decoration on the cafeteria vending machine for a real player, and began talking to it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Ballfondler made a surprise appearance during the sus guy's Among Us VR stream. Between games, Vinny asked "who's Ballfondler?". Confused, Jerma turned around to reveal a newly joined crewmate by the name "ballfondl" pointing at him with both hands. Jerma demanded that the player be removed immediately, possibly out of fear for his own safety. Ballfondler then silently disappeared from the game.
Disassociated from the encounter, Jerma mistook the crewmate decoration on the cafeteria vending machine for a real player, and began talking to it.
Train A leaves New York City at 3:00 PM, headed southbound towards Washington D.C. Another train, Train B, leaves Miami Florida at 4:30 PM and heads north on the same line.
Assuming Train A is moving at 75 miles per hour and Train B is moving at 86 miles per hour, if both trains get exponentially faster every fifteen and 1/4th minutes as long as they're within U.S. states that border the Pacific ocean, the weather conditions are fair within 3 miles of Train A and it's not a leap year or after 7:00 PM on a week night and Train B isn't currently traveling through a town with no name...
What is one hundred and fifty divided by five?
Submitted by:anonymous
Train A leaves New York City at 3:00 PM, headed southbound towards Washington D.C. Another train, Train B, leaves Miami Florida at 4:30 PM and heads north on the same line.
Assuming Train A is moving at 75 miles per hour and Train B is moving at 86 miles per hour, if both trains get exponentially faster every fifteen and 1/4th minutes as long as they're within U.S. states that border the Pacific ocean, the weather conditions are fair within 3 miles of Train A and it's not a leap year or after 7:00 PM on a week night and Train B isn't currently traveling through a town with no name...
What is one hundred and fifty divided by five?
"round two?" I asked.
They were panting. Despite their innocence, they were oddly dominant in bed.
We started going at it again.
God, I love my dog.
Submitted by:hold on...
Happy.
"round two?" I asked.
They were panting. Despite their innocence, they were oddly dominant in bed.
We started going at it again.
God, I love my dog.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage-
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
hi
Submitted by:anonymous
hi
Hi cunts, so a bottle of wota will cost ya $0.50 at the supa market,2bucks at the gym, 3 bucks at the fockin moveys or 6 bucks on a fockin plane ... cunts, its the fockin bottle of wota nothing's focking changed, the only thing that's changed it's value it it's fockin location ... cunts.... so next time you're feeling you've got no fockin self worth, maybe you need to change your location ... cunts
Submitted by:whyvenox
Hi cunts, so a bottle of wota will cost ya $0.50 at the supa market,2bucks at the gym, 3 bucks at the fockin moveys or 6 bucks on a fockin plane ... cunts, its the fockin bottle of wota nothing's focking changed, the only thing that's changed it's value it it's fockin location ... cunts.... so next time you're feeling you've got no fockin self worth, maybe you need to change your location ... cunts