Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Submitted by:anonymous
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER
Submitted by:anonymous
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER
Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
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Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat
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forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat
@ultrarobocats banned me and cause they hate me and are to obsessed with the hit film starring Jared Leto "Morbius" even though it is a satanic film made by the deep state reptilian overlords who try and keep the ops at bay who are always trying to catch me lacking even though they never will. Only jesus and god and tim from the Arbys on Cedar St. could ever even have a slight chance at catching me slipping not even covid can stop a HIGH VALUE MAN like me not even the american military or anyon
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Twitch Unban Request Made to Streamer MajinPhil
@ultrarobocats banned me and cause they hate me and are to obsessed with the hit film starring Jared Leto "Morbius" even though it is a satanic film made by the deep state reptilian overlords who try and keep the ops at bay who are always trying to catch me lacking even though they never will. Only jesus and god and tim from the Arbys on Cedar St. could ever even have a slight chance at catching me slipping not even covid can stop a HIGH VALUE MAN like me not even the american military or anyon
when i went to bed i was peacefully sleeping then i suddenly started to have a weird dream where i got gangraped by 6 old big black niggers, they gangraped me non stoply 24/7 until their dick is completely obliterated into another realm, my body was covered by their cum, my mouth, my eye, my asshole, my dick, my ears, even my stomach, and yes i swallowed some of the cum, when i woke up i got super horny, so i flied straight to india using super sperm transportation, called 4 black gangrapers, and started to gangrape a black india nigger. this is where we gangraped him until death. he couldnt escape the matrix, he cant escape from our dicks, cum was everywhere, so i made him cum, started to swallow it, and guess what it made me pregnant he called for help "RAJUDDD!! HELP!!!!!" but no one came until suddenly a black nigger named rajud came to rescue him, i used my dick shuriken but it didnt work, he raped every single one of us until we were exhausted, but i wont let this slide so i drank a super-horny medicine where it makes us 100x hornier than a human lifeform ever been. i started raping rajud until he begs for his life. his asshole was filled with my cum, even his shit are made of my cum. and this is where he called 20 gokus. they went ultra rapist mode and they started to rape me relentlessly and unstoppably. this is where i learned the lesson to never rape someone and cum too much. do not jerk off
Submitted by:nigger
i regret doing this
when i went to bed i was peacefully sleeping then i suddenly started to have a weird dream where i got gangraped by 6 old big black niggers, they gangraped me non stoply 24/7 until their dick is completely obliterated into another realm, my body was covered by their cum, my mouth, my eye, my asshole, my dick, my ears, even my stomach, and yes i swallowed some of the cum, when i woke up i got super horny, so i flied straight to india using super sperm transportation, called 4 black gangrapers, and started to gangrape a black india nigger. this is where we gangraped him until death. he couldnt escape the matrix, he cant escape from our dicks, cum was everywhere, so i made him cum, started to swallow it, and guess what it made me pregnant he called for help "RAJUDDD!! HELP!!!!!" but no one came until suddenly a black nigger named rajud came to rescue him, i used my dick shuriken but it didnt work, he raped every single one of us until we were exhausted, but i wont let this slide so i drank a super-horny medicine where it makes us 100x hornier than a human lifeform ever been. i started raping rajud until he begs for his life. his asshole was filled with my cum, even his shit are made of my cum. and this is where he called 20 gokus. they went ultra rapist mode and they started to rape me relentlessly and unstoppably. this is where i learned the lesson to never rape someone and cum too much. do not jerk off
please fuck me im very horny right now i want you to cum all over my body and spank my ass hardly, let me suck your dick daddy, fuck me again and again and again, harder and faster, until you cum everywhere but im jerking off and watching a giraffe porn right now and infront of me is a cockroach jerking off to a man sexes with lebron
Submitted by:nigga
please fuck me im very horny right now i want you to cum all over my body and spank my ass hardly, let me suck your dick daddy, fuck me again and again and again, harder and faster, until you cum everywhere but im jerking off and watching a giraffe porn right now and infront of me is a cockroach jerking off to a man sexes with lebron