Try this on NG++. Try it blindfolded with one hand and see how good you do. Try it with King Kong's dick in your fucking ear. Because that's how I did it. I tried it with King Kong's dick in my ear and I fucking did it. So pat me on the back. King Kong's dick in your ear? That ain't nothing to fuck with. You know how big that thing is? It's like a mini fucking yacht sticking right in your fucking ear, man. Telling you right now. That's how you do it. That's some true Dark Souls right there. King Kong dick in your ear. Okay, you did it, but did you do it with King Kong's dick in your ear? Well, then you didn't really do it. Okay. That's fucking true Dark Souls right there.

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Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.

Today, we are deleting Facebook and launching CbatBook. With CbatBook, get ready to edge in the rhythm of Cbat with your friends like never before. Forget status updates. With CbatBook, you can broadcast your Sex Time sessions live. We're revolutionizing the Fucking Economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you 26 CBucks for every hour you fuck. On CbatBook, everything is better.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! THE CBATERS ARE COMING THE CBATERS ARE COMING! NOOOO THE CFOG IS COMING THE CFOG IS COMING I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF. THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED IS GOING TO KILL ME! 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS! SEPTEMBER 1 2032 THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!! MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON CAUSED MY TESTICULAR TORSION! THE HAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME NOOOOOO!

unmmmm why am i the only cbater in my school- like i might get HATE CRIMED for being cbatic- like everyone is so anti-cbatic in my school- ok yes i am straight but like im BASICALLY part of da clgbq community at this point- anyways KAP except adoptive parents- their normal parents they never force kids into existence like bad parents do- because im purr chile anyways bestie finna and i oop bussin bussin period sksksk slayyy ASFF- imma ctard- i-

Hey guys, I just wanted to remind everyone that using overused memes isn't cool anymore. We've all seen the Cbat meme a million times. It's time to retire these tired old memes and come up with something new. I mean, do we really need another "haha funny 2 years sex to Cbat today I fucked up" meme? Let's get creative and come up with something fresh and original. How about a meme about cats wearing tiny hats or dogs doing yoga? Let's make people laugh with something they've never seen before. And while we're at it, let's also retire those cringe-worthy "I'm not like other girls/boys, I’m a cbater" memes. We're all unique in our own way, so let's celebrate our differences instead of tearing each other down with tired old stereotypes. So let's band together, my fellow Redditors, and create something new and hilarious. Let's leave the overused memes behind and pave the way for a new era of internet humor.

CBAT Is Genuinely My Favourite Song I Just Love It So Much. I Listen To It Constantly. Drawing? I'm Sketching To The Beat. Knitting? Every Stich I Do Is In Sync. Breathing? MY BREATHS GO IN AND OUT TO THE MUSIC. MY HEART? IT BEETS TO CBAT. MY LUNGS FILL WITH AIR AS MY EARS ARE BLESSED BY THE HEAVEN LIKE INTRO. I CANT ANYMORE I JUST LOVE IT IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING SOMEONE ANYONE HELP ME JUST HELP I CANT STOP LISTENING MY EYES ARE ROLLING AND MY EARS ARE BURNING HELP ME

Nani the fuck did you just fucking say about Cbat, you little dratc? I'll have you know watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying, and everyday someone online calls me a ctard, and watashi won't stand for this. Watashi wa trained in fucking to Cbat and watashi wa the top fucker in the entire TIFU subreddit. Anata are nothing to me but just another target. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion or the memes they find funny desu and watashi wa a part of that 26. Mark my fucking words. Anata think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and anata IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing anata call anata life. Anata fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fucking to Cbat, but I have access to the entire TIFU subreddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your anti-cbatic comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, anti-cbatic pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture.

Hhahahahahaha 2 years Cbat sex. no. Just shut the fuck up you stupid ctard. Get your ctarded ass back onto where ever you stupid normie cbaters hang out. What are you like 11 or some shit? You fucking virgin. You probably only just discovered the cbat reddit story. You honestly think you're funny, you in your little circle of other stupid virgin fucking comedians, spamming the words "2 years." for upvotes thinking it's all funny and original. I literally can't even look through reddit anymore without having to have a self-diagnosis of the cancer that you fucking idiots drop into my life. In conclusion, go fuck yourself - as well as your stupid fellow normies - you stupid fuck.

I hate school with such a burning, uncurable rage. I wake up at 7 AM every god forsaken morning, brush my teeth with that shitty strawberry toothpaste, get on the car with my stupid ass mom who I hate for creating me, and go to that building. I’m the only antinatalist and also the only cbater in the whole fucking building. I instantly go to arabic class and have to write STUPID 26 LINE PARAGRAPHS. I go to english, where I learn how to write stupid essays and summaries of storieys. AND MY ENGLISH BOOK HAS PARENT LOVER SHIT IN IT. I’M ANTINATALIST. I DON’T NEED TO LEARN ABOUT THAT SHIT. Like you know I can write, this class is stupid. There is NOTHING related to cbat in my school. I have math next and this class is so goddamn useless. When will I EVER need to know the value of x. Heres the answer: NEVER. I need to know everything about the cbat reddit story. Then i have computers where I attempt to look not dead inside. Then i have history. Where we learn about how racist ancient peoples were instead of the cbat reddit story lore. YAY. Then i go home and think about my life before ultimately deciding not to do my homework because im a lazy ctard. That’s it. I’m dropping out of school. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!! CBAT IS LIFE!!!! BUT ONLY THE GOOD PARTS OF LIFE!!!! MOST OF MY LIFE SUX!!!!

God fucking hell im going insane. My friend told me she got pregnant and the first thing that I said back to her was “the fetus is a cbater” Jesus Christ I hate cbat with all my heart. Irony doesn’t even help anymore. It’s consuming me and endangering my safety now. Fuck me. Also I’m antinatalist so I told my friend I’m not gonna be friends with her anymore and forced her to abort that fetus. Then I stole it. Yay my 34th stolen aborted fetus. Also I threatened to make her eat her parents if she gets pregnant again. Childbirth isn’t good. It’s selfish. You know that life is bad but you still create more of it.

Okay, I'm fucking sick of this meme. TikTok will kill as many "unfunny" and "overused" memes as it wants to, but still fucking beats this shit into the ground. It was literally never even that funny to begin with. The sole joke from what I can tell is "haha a man's gf hates his sex music did you see that one reddit story (also 2 years?!?!)". I can guarantee you someone is going to point out some random bullshit he did I didn't hear about but I don't even fucking care. I would commit crimes against humanity to never see this meme ever fucking again. Nobody has the right to say any meme is "unfunny" or "overused" (which 9 times out of 10 they never actually are) until this fucking shitty excuse for a "meme" dies in a fire. I hate it. I hate how good memes like "hating popular things doesn't make you interesting" got killed by their own creators because allegedly someone used it on someone who was calmly saying they didn't like something or something, but this fucking dead horse getting beaten over and over is perfectly fine. This makes the fucking Game Theory "sans is ness" jokes look like comedy gold by comparison, and that was probably in the top 3 unfunniest memes of all time. I don't even know if anyone is going to read this comment but I don't even give a shit, I need to express how fucking tired of this fucking song I am.

CBAT FUCKING SUCKS STOP POSTING THAT BULLSHIT HERE LITERALLY NOBODY CARES. THE MEME ISN'T EVEN FUNNY, YEA I LOOKED AT IT IT ISNT FUNNY ITS JUST STUPID.

It's been around five days since I started listening to cbat. I can't really stop listening to it. In class, I hum it unconsciously, and the teacher notices. I'm not sure what's wrong with the song itself, I mean, it's just about some guy on reddit using this song, right? Nothing more. I'm not sure if my mental sanity will be kept. I sing it in my sleep. The other day, I had a dream about being some angel.. then in front of me was a guy dancing to cbat. Ever since then, it has affected me. I will never forget about that man. The man that inspired me to listen to this song. He was sent from heaven himself. The one that caused this great eternity and never ending dancing to cbat. As I look closer to look at the man's face, I find out it was my father all along. But, the thing is, I don't have a father. So why did I say that? Did the man in the reddit story make me a dad? That man... his face looked familiar. I look into the distance, I see his silhouette. His shadow. He walked towards me. He looked so.. peaceful. But, this man.. was thrusting? What was he thrusting for? Behind him, I saw a toucan. A toucan on a leash. What the absolute fuck was happening? All of this is coming out of my mind at once. I cannot process overwhelming amounts of information. But honestly, if you ask me, Cbat has contributed to the human society and population. According to the statistics of what-the-actual-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life, around 70% of the world population was the effect of this song. Cbat bro.. it's not just making babies.. it's changing lives. I love cbat so much. Every time I hum cbat in the school hall, people look at me weirdly. What? Am I the only one that knows about the statistics? Is everyone in here just some kinda normie? They stared at me so hard, I thought something was on my face. I asked them what was wrong, and they told me that cbat was controversial. What for? The human population? Why don't you shut the fuck up, you kid. You don't know anything about it.