I have been analyzing the financial structure of professional VALORANT, and I believe organizations such as G2 may be overlooking an extremely cost-effective recruitment strategy. I am currently Platinum 1, which means I have achieved a higher competitive rank than Gold 2 players. Despite this measurable advantage, I am not receiving a professional salary, whereas established esports players are compensated for their performances. From a purely economic perspective, this appears to be an inefficient allocation of resources. Why should an organization invest substantial amounts of money in players who are ranked below me when it could recruit someone who has already demonstrated superior performance according to the official ranking system? I would be willing to negotiate a considerably lower salary than most professionals, making my recruitment financially attractive as well as competitively justified. In my opinion, G2 could reduce its operating costs while simultaneously improving its roster. I consider this a reasonable business proposal and would encourage the management to evaluate the potential benefits of replacing its Gold 2 players with a Platinum 1 competitor such as myself.
Submitted by:WilD_Nico
I have been analyzing the financial structure of professional VALORANT, and I believe organizations such as G2 may be overlooking an extremely cost-effective recruitment strategy. I am currently Platinum 1, which means I have achieved a higher competitive rank than Gold 2 players. Despite this measurable advantage, I am not receiving a professional salary, whereas established esports players are compensated for their performances. From a purely economic perspective, this appears to be an inefficient allocation of resources. Why should an organization invest substantial amounts of money in players who are ranked below me when it could recruit someone who has already demonstrated superior performance according to the official ranking system? I would be willing to negotiate a considerably lower salary than most professionals, making my recruitment financially attractive as well as competitively justified. In my opinion, G2 could reduce its operating costs while simultaneously improving its roster. I consider this a reasonable business proposal and would encourage the management to evaluate the potential benefits of replacing its Gold 2 players with a Platinum 1 competitor such as myself.
I genuinely do not understand how G2 is allowed to compete in professional VALORANT tournaments. These players are literally Gold 2, whereas I am currently Platinum 1, meaning I am objectively ranked higher than every single one of them. I have spent countless hours improving my mechanics and climbing the ranked ladder, so I find it difficult to comprehend why a team consisting of Gold 2 players is considered professional when players like me are already performing at a higher level. If I can reach Platinum 1, then surely I possess the necessary skills to defeat Gold 2 opponents. I would therefore like to formally challenge the entire G2 roster to a series of matches, because I am confident that I could easily defeat them based purely on the difference in our ranks. I do not wish to appear arrogant, but the ranking system exists for a reason, and if Platinum 1 is above Gold 2, then I should logically be the better player. I am prepared to prove this statement at any time.
Submitted by:WilD_Nico
I genuinely do not understand how G2 is allowed to compete in professional VALORANT tournaments. These players are literally Gold 2, whereas I am currently Platinum 1, meaning I am objectively ranked higher than every single one of them. I have spent countless hours improving my mechanics and climbing the ranked ladder, so I find it difficult to comprehend why a team consisting of Gold 2 players is considered professional when players like me are already performing at a higher level. If I can reach Platinum 1, then surely I possess the necessary skills to defeat Gold 2 opponents. I would therefore like to formally challenge the entire G2 roster to a series of matches, because I am confident that I could easily defeat them based purely on the difference in our ranks. I do not wish to appear arrogant, but the ranking system exists for a reason, and if Platinum 1 is above Gold 2, then I should logically be the better player. I am prepared to prove this statement at any time.
I genuinely do not understand how G2 is allowed to compete in professional VALORANT tournaments. These players are literally Gold 2, whereas I am currently Platinum 1, meaning I am objectively ranked higher than every single one of them. I have spent countless hours improving my mechanics and climbing the ranked ladder, so I find it difficult to comprehend why a team consisting of Gold 2 players is considered professional when players like me are already performing at a higher level. If I can reach Platinum 1, then surely I possess the necessary skills to defeat Gold 2 opponents. I would therefore like to formally challenge the entire G2 roster to a series of matches, because I am confident that I could easily defeat them based purely on the difference in our ranks. I do not wish to appear arrogant, but the ranking system exists for a reason, and if Platinum 1 is above Gold 2, then I should logically be the better player. I am prepared to prove this statement at any time.
Submitted by:WilD_Nico
I can beat G2 easily
I genuinely do not understand how G2 is allowed to compete in professional VALORANT tournaments. These players are literally Gold 2, whereas I am currently Platinum 1, meaning I am objectively ranked higher than every single one of them. I have spent countless hours improving my mechanics and climbing the ranked ladder, so I find it difficult to comprehend why a team consisting of Gold 2 players is considered professional when players like me are already performing at a higher level. If I can reach Platinum 1, then surely I possess the necessary skills to defeat Gold 2 opponents. I would therefore like to formally challenge the entire G2 roster to a series of matches, because I am confident that I could easily defeat them based purely on the difference in our ranks. I do not wish to appear arrogant, but the ranking system exists for a reason, and if Platinum 1 is above Gold 2, then I should logically be the better player. I am prepared to prove this statement at any time.
I need to get something off my chest.
I'm tired.
I have highschool, missing work, a bunch of unfinished projects i want to complete, and a whole ass show to make.
And it's my life, haha!
But sometimes, it can get really hard to get up in the morning.
Sometimes, I just wanna be gone, because it's hard to live with guilt.
And sometimes, I feel like nobody loves me.
like i'm worthless.
like all the mistakes i made in the past were my fault.
I'm a biiit depressed, but i cope by making music, art, games and much more.
On top of that, I'm REALLY good at doing the work if I actually try! I sometimes always ace the tests!
And i'm usually a kind, caring, creative and funny person too, and pretty damn smart for a 14 year old freshman.
But sometimes, my coping mechanisms impact my schoolwork, and my ADHD doesn't help.
But it's just my life. You gotta do what you gotta do. :D
Even if it means havin' to do something you don't like.
Submitted by:anonymous
It's just my life.
I need to get something off my chest.
I'm tired.
I have highschool, missing work, a bunch of unfinished projects i want to complete, and a whole ass show to make.
And it's my life, haha!
But sometimes, it can get really hard to get up in the morning.
Sometimes, I just wanna be gone, because it's hard to live with guilt.
And sometimes, I feel like nobody loves me.
like i'm worthless.
like all the mistakes i made in the past were my fault.
I'm a biiit depressed, but i cope by making music, art, games and much more.
On top of that, I'm REALLY good at doing the work if I actually try! I sometimes always ace the tests!
And i'm usually a kind, caring, creative and funny person too, and pretty damn smart for a 14 year old freshman.
But sometimes, my coping mechanisms impact my schoolwork, and my ADHD doesn't help.
But it's just my life. You gotta do what you gotta do. :D
Even if it means havin' to do something you don't like.
Reminds me of my first tour of a nuclear reactor I trained in at college
We walked on the bridge over the reactor, I looked down, then immediately crouched and hooked my arms under the railing
The tour guide chuckled and asked if I was scared I would fall in. I said yes
Like a liar
Because in that blue glow of the nuclear reactor, I saw beauty like none have ever seen. I yearned for the blue glow. The longing was a screeching madness, wailing as it clawed at the walls of my mind. Commanding me to leap over the railing and bask in the radiance of the sapphire waters. I was certain that if I hadn’t crouched down, hadn't abandoned the smiling face of God, my body would have pitched me over the railing before my mind could choose
Months later, I had noticed several posters with closeup pictures of the reactor. I awkwardly asked the director of the training program if they sent in divers to take pictures of it. He gave me a knowing look and said I’d die by the time I got halfway to the reactor. I thanked him and scurried away
The light still calls to me. It was the human equivalent of a bug zapper
Submitted by:anonymous
Reminds me of my first tour of a nuclear reactor I trained in at college
Reminds me of my first tour of a nuclear reactor I trained in at college
We walked on the bridge over the reactor, I looked down, then immediately crouched and hooked my arms under the railing
The tour guide chuckled and asked if I was scared I would fall in. I said yes
Like a liar
Because in that blue glow of the nuclear reactor, I saw beauty like none have ever seen. I yearned for the blue glow. The longing was a screeching madness, wailing as it clawed at the walls of my mind. Commanding me to leap over the railing and bask in the radiance of the sapphire waters. I was certain that if I hadn’t crouched down, hadn't abandoned the smiling face of God, my body would have pitched me over the railing before my mind could choose
Months later, I had noticed several posters with closeup pictures of the reactor. I awkwardly asked the director of the training program if they sent in divers to take pictures of it. He gave me a knowing look and said I’d die by the time I got halfway to the reactor. I thanked him and scurried away
The light still calls to me. It was the human equivalent of a bug zapper
FeelsBadMan IM FORSEN FeelsBadMan I MAKE AN EXCUSE FeelsBadMan EVERY TIME I DIE FeelsBadMan
Submitted by:anonymous
FeelsBadMan IM FORSEN FeelsBadMan I MAKE AN EXCUSE FeelsBadMan EVERY TIME I DIE FeelsBadMan
hi hoyoverse can you please add more characters with huge boobies and big BBL butts to the game with extra jiggle physics and can you please give venti a huge jiggly ass with a massive dick and huge balls and make mavuika, mona, lisa, ganyu, varesa, sucrose, raiden, nefer, arlecchino and lauma fully naked please hoyoverse i will spend £5000 on your game if you do these things please and thank you. P.S. can varka have a bigger ass and a huge 16 inch bitchbreaker dick too please
Submitted by:anonymous
my letter to hoyoverse
hi hoyoverse can you please add more characters with huge boobies and big BBL butts to the game with extra jiggle physics and can you please give venti a huge jiggly ass with a massive dick and huge balls and make mavuika, mona, lisa, ganyu, varesa, sucrose, raiden, nefer, arlecchino and lauma fully naked please hoyoverse i will spend £5000 on your game if you do these things please and thank you. P.S. can varka have a bigger ass and a huge 16 inch bitchbreaker dick too please
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Submitted by:anonymous
Half-Life Bottle Opener
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in the 1800s there was a village called nigger where a little boy called mr nigger sold some crops called niggerplants at the niggermarket and a nigger man bought it and was a happy nigger all day
Submitted by:anonymous
in the 1800s there was a village called nigger where a little boy called mr nigger sold some crops called niggerplants at the niggermarket and a nigger man bought it and was a happy nigger all day
Actually, there is no internal contradiction within Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism. The idea of Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism floats up well enough as it's own political ideology, Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism, A.K.A TTTSNA, holds the belief that to build a utopian society, we have to nuke the world, which is flawed on many pillars and build on a new slate from the brainrotted wastelands we leave behind, this generation that survives is preferably Gen Alpha, who are all the wiser and the genetically superior followers of Tung Tung Tung Sahur, or as they call him Triple T. By adding Tung Tung Tung Sahur, there is nothing ridiculous or inherently comedic going on, this is to be taken seriously. It is no different than Marxist-Leninist Communism, or Mussolini's Fascism, Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism is a new niche ideology, not ment for the masses, but for the intellectuals who understand and capable of executing it, so you wouldn't get it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Actually, there is no internal contradiction within Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism. The idea of Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism floats up well enough as it's own political ideology, Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism, A.K.A TTTSNA, holds the belief that to build a utopian society, we have to nuke the world, which is flawed on many pillars and build on a new slate from the brainrotted wastelands we leave behind, this generation that survives is preferably Gen Alpha, who are all the wiser and the genetically superior followers of Tung Tung Tung Sahur, or as they call him Triple T. By adding Tung Tung Tung Sahur, there is nothing ridiculous or inherently comedic going on, this is to be taken seriously. It is no different than Marxist-Leninist Communism, or Mussolini's Fascism, Tung Tung Tung Sahur Nuclear Accelerationism is a new niche ideology, not ment for the masses, but for the intellectuals who understand and capable of executing it, so you wouldn't get it.