I was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is never washed."
Submitted by:MXTT
The GOAT is never washed
I was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is never washed."
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Submitted by:anonymous
AM’s most famous quote from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
For a while now I've been having consistent nightmares about a gargantuan eldritch anaconda kaiju. A mother of a thousand young, constantly wriggling beneath her. She's very much sadistic (but not towards her children) and enjoys toying with her prey. Capable of long-distance telepathy she loves warning her victims that she's approaching them so they fall to fear and despair. Her mere presence inspires the arrival of more snakes of differing types and sizes.
And she speaks with the lovely smoky voice of celebrated Iranian and American actress Shohreh Aghdashloo. My dreams very much are a feedback loop, the more I think about things while I'm awake the more they blatantly show up when I'm asleep. So when I dreamt she spoke with that voice it was a foregone conclusion that it was there to stay.
So given her general size and frequency of these dreams, I guess she is my biggest nightmare. She has yet to attack me while I'm sitting on a toilet though, she kind of treats me much more softly than the pure clods around me.
Submitted by:H.P.Enjoytrade
original text by u/Gangstas_Peridot
For a while now I've been having consistent nightmares about a gargantuan eldritch anaconda kaiju. A mother of a thousand young, constantly wriggling beneath her. She's very much sadistic (but not towards her children) and enjoys toying with her prey. Capable of long-distance telepathy she loves warning her victims that she's approaching them so they fall to fear and despair. Her mere presence inspires the arrival of more snakes of differing types and sizes.
And she speaks with the lovely smoky voice of celebrated Iranian and American actress Shohreh Aghdashloo. My dreams very much are a feedback loop, the more I think about things while I'm awake the more they blatantly show up when I'm asleep. So when I dreamt she spoke with that voice it was a foregone conclusion that it was there to stay.
So given her general size and frequency of these dreams, I guess she is my biggest nightmare. She has yet to attack me while I'm sitting on a toilet though, she kind of treats me much more softly than the pure clods around me.
Jingle is a lighter gray, slightly blue hued kat with reindeer horns with sleighbells on them and a red nose. He also has a big green bow on his chest and red ribbons behind him and wrapped around his wrists.
Submitted by:Jingle
Jingle yap
Jingle is a lighter gray, slightly blue hued kat with reindeer horns with sleighbells on them and a red nose. He also has a big green bow on his chest and red ribbons behind him and wrapped around his wrists.