A foot fetish isn't just sexual there's, a lot of love involved, and it's a massive connection to the person I'm in love with it isn't just I'll look at her feet, they're hot, it's like, showing your feet is brave. It's not something that you can just do, at least to me, so if I was dating a girl, and she was showing me her feet, it wouldn't be like dude, that's so hot, there's so many more layers of like, intimacy and passion in it, like, it's not just the fact that I like feet, it's the fact that, like theyre her feet, and she's the girl I'm in love with. You know, like, if I had shoes and socks on and nothing else, I wouldn't feel as nake as if I had everything on except shoes and socks, I feel more naked without shoes and socks, that's how it is to me, so showing your feet is like more intimate than any other part of the body. That's how I view them, so there's also a connection to showing feet. It isn't just a sexual attraction.
Submitted by:anonymous
feet foot feet fetish
A foot fetish isn't just sexual there's, a lot of love involved, and it's a massive connection to the person I'm in love with it isn't just I'll look at her feet, they're hot, it's like, showing your feet is brave. It's not something that you can just do, at least to me, so if I was dating a girl, and she was showing me her feet, it wouldn't be like dude, that's so hot, there's so many more layers of like, intimacy and passion in it, like, it's not just the fact that I like feet, it's the fact that, like theyre her feet, and she's the girl I'm in love with. You know, like, if I had shoes and socks on and nothing else, I wouldn't feel as nake as if I had everything on except shoes and socks, I feel more naked without shoes and socks, that's how it is to me, so showing your feet is like more intimate than any other part of the body. That's how I view them, so there's also a connection to showing feet. It isn't just a sexual attraction.
Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–
Submitted by:anonymous
Dav Pilkey crashout
Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–
for some reason when you said "oh no" i instantly thought "the dive rocket launcher, take action regarding that individual"
Submitted by:anonymous
for some reason when you said "oh no" i instantly thought "the dive rocket launcher, take action regarding that individual"
Oh no, I've cast a horrible spell on myself
*dies*
Submitted by:TGOTI
Oh no, I've cast a horrible spell on mysself
Oh no, I've cast a horrible spell on myself
*dies*
I have breached millions of data records throughout my life. Many people have been killed or robbed because of me. I hate my life. I can’t stop hacking companies and breaching data. I am addicted to the dopamine rush. So forgive me, God.
Submitted by:Havingsexwithakeyboard
sex with my motherboard
I have breached millions of data records throughout my life. Many people have been killed or robbed because of me. I hate my life. I can’t stop hacking companies and breaching data. I am addicted to the dopamine rush. So forgive me, God.