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classicsubmitter
just make ah just make sure my neighbors know about this trick is um like whenever you just put like its that main ingredient that inside peanut butter when you put in on top of your satellite dish. so i had this one they said that if you find an old golf ball thats been sitting in a tree for years just grab from the peanut butter because its the active ingredient now this one, we do this one all the time on our jobsites we- usually just go to the peanut farm and make our own peanut with um, the main ingre- nah its the active ingredient that makes this special. and mainly when you use this typa pean- well, its in all peanut butter, its just the main, its just the active ingredient that makes this compound so strong, um, when we used it the first time we didnt think it was gonna be possible so, look at that bond activeingredient
florgebendershaft
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anonymous
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Everytime I click on Youtube I see that cute purple little faggot waiting on my FYP I just can’t help but aggressively stroke my hard erect fucking dick imagining that royal bitches asshole tightening around my shaft I shoot hot sticky ropes all over my phone as I watch the new Wemmbu video don’t even get me started on the fanart I just can’t help but blow a hot fucking load all over to that purple blob. It’s like I can’t help myself when I see that dirty little purple faggot I just love him and want to hear those sexy blocky moans.
anonymous
im bored so ill jsut watch some shittter eat the dikc in ranked; bc no way im putting myself at risk of getting queued with some actual chiense guy or toxic degen
anonymous
⣠⢶⣠⡴⣦⡴⠞⠉⠘⠒⣷⣀⣤ ⠀⣴⠀⢰⠞⠁⣀⣀⣠⡤⠶⠤⣄⣀⠀⢆⣾⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⠓⠚⡠⠚⠁⣀⣤⣄⠀⠀⢠⣨⠳⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄ ⠀⢿⠛⡖⠘⡇⣰⠋⢁⣉⡉⢀⡤⠬⡍⣉⡙⢧⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⡼⠊⢁⡼⠁⠁⠋⠉⠀⢀⡎⣾⣒⣾⡁⠙⣈⣧⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀ ⠀⣇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡭⣳⣶⣯⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⢸⣇⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⢸⠁⠀⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠯⣉⣛⣛⠽⠉⠁⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠸⡄⠀⣈⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇ ⠀⠀⠙⠚⣿⠈⣇⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠀⡏⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣸⡌⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⡟⠃⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠸⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡷⢤
@elmarioelmoreno
Federuu1
anonymous
If Gaster is the father of sans and papyrus, he/she must have a partner who he made pregnant or got made pregnant by. This brings me to one feature of papyrus and sans, full set of teeth. Now look at an image of normal flowey's teeth, papyrus' teeth, and sans teeth. They all look eerily similar. If genetics does exist in Undertale, then could his romantic partner be flowey.
anonymous
t, “We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’
anonymous
i remember watching a streamer in cape town and he had an toothache some receptionist took him aside and walked him to another building and told them it was the dentist, he walked inside and the door had surgery written on it MONKA turns out they had mistaken him for someone else who was having a kidney operation and the chat advised the streamer to run away peepoRun but the surgeon started following him asking why they time wasting, then he went around the corner and got robbed
anonymous
"So my girlfriend the other day asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old while we were having sex. I was like what the fuck? That shit's gross. You're gonna be 14 in like two years anyways." - Krepo 2016
anonymous
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anonymous
༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ LEA STORY OR RIOT ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ
anonymous
why not just r9k??? this chat... FailFish
classic submitter
༼ つ Kappa ༽つ GIVE DARUDE ༼ つ Kappa ༽つ
༼ つ Kappa ༽つ GIVE DARUDE ༼ つ Kappa ༽つ
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anonymous
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ ARIGATO
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༼ つ Keepo ༽つ MEOW!!! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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┬┴┬┴┤ Kapp Hey kid, want some jokes? ├┬┴┬┴
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zarayne
zarayne
4Head ATTENTION CHAT 4Head SUBS WALK IN LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE 4Head "AH YES, MY STREAMER" THEY SAY 4Head PLEBS Kappa ENTER LIKE THEY SNUCK IN THE BACK DOOR 4Head "uh hey guys" 4Head SUBS GET TO SPEAK IN FULL SENTENCES 4Head PLEBS Kappa COMMUNICATE USING SOUND EFFECTS 4Head "brbrbrbrbrbb pppppp" 4Head SUBS USE CHANNEL POINTS STRATEGICALLY 4Head PLEBS Kappa GAMBLE THEM ALL AT 2% CHANCE 4Head WE DO NOT JUDGE 4Head WE SIMPLY OBSERVE 4Head COPY AND PASTE TO KEEP THE CHAT DOCUMENTED 4Head
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MingLee GOOD EVENING CHAT MingLee I HAVE DONE NOTHING TODAY MingLee AND I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT MingLee SOMETIMES PRODUCTIVITY IS OVERRATED MingLee SOMETIMES WE JUST SIT AND EXIST AND VIBE MingLee STREAMER IS DOING WHATEVER THEY'RE DOING WE ARE JUST HERE NODDING MingLee MingLee MingLee
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