SHOULD I TIP HIM, OR SHOULD I GIVE HIM MY TIP? WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY. THIS MEDICINE JUST DEMONSTRATED THE DANGERS OF EATING ONE GALAXY CUPCAKE. CLEARLY, THE SALMON FISH HAS BEEN READING DAVID GOGGINS, BECAUSE THEY WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES TO INSURE THEY LAY THEIR EGGS. NOW SHE HANGS IT UP, AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHERE TO HANG IT UP UNLIKE 90% OF THESE OLD PEOPLE IN CONGRESE. SOMEONE LOWER MY FUCKING TAXES ALREADY ON GOD! DID YOU KNOW, WHEN MAKING FRENCH FRIES, YOU SHOULD SLICE POTATOS, AND FRY THEM IN OIL AND NOT ACTUALLY START A WAR IN FRANCE, AND SUBMERGE THE ENTIRE POPULATION IN BOILING OIL. NOW THAT SHIT NEEDS TO DRY.
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SHOULD I TIP HIM, OR SHOULD I GIVE HIM MY TIP? WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY. THIS MEDICINE JUST DEMONSTRATED THE DANGERS OF EATING ONE GALAXY CUPCAKE. CLEARLY, THE SALMON FISH HAS BEEN READING DAVID GOGGINS, BECAUSE THEY WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES TO INSURE THEY LAY THEIR EGGS. NOW SHE HANGS IT UP, AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHERE TO HANG IT UP UNLIKE 90% OF THESE OLD PEOPLE IN CONGRESE. SOMEONE LOWER MY FUCKING TAXES ALREADY ON GOD! DID YOU KNOW, WHEN MAKING FRENCH FRIES, YOU SHOULD SLICE POTATOS, AND FRY THEM IN OIL AND NOT ACTUALLY START A WAR IN FRANCE, AND SUBMERGE THE ENTIRE POPULATION IN BOILING OIL. NOW THAT SHIT NEEDS TO DRY.
OMG DID YOU KNOW TOKYO MACHINE BROKE HIS GLASSES IN MAY????? HE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE A PERSON DURING THE PANDEMIC, BUT OVBIOUSLY, HE HAD TO START A CONCERT LIKE THAT. OK SO I AM CONCERNED WHY HE DID THAT BECAUSE WHAT TO YOU LOOK LIKE AS AN EDM ARTIST WHO HAS NEVER REVEALED HIS FACE, WALKING AROUND WITH NO GLASSES, ONLY THE MASK LEFT. AND I AM EVEN MORE CONCERED FOR THE FACT THAT THE FANS WERE SMILING IN THE PHOTO WHEN HIS EYES WAS UNPROTECTED. HE COULD BE LIKE MILLIONS OF DOLLAS BANKRUPT. AND EVEN WITH THAT FACT, HE COULD LOSE MILLIONS FROM THAT. YOU ALSO HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT, "OOPS, SORRY, I BROKE MY GLASSES." LIKE I AM SO DONE.
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OMG DID YOU KNOW TOKYO MACHINE BROKE HIS GLASSES IN MAY????? HE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE A PERSON DURING THE PANDEMIC, BUT OVBIOUSLY, HE HAD TO START A CONCERT LIKE THAT. OK SO I AM CONCERNED WHY HE DID THAT BECAUSE WHAT TO YOU LOOK LIKE AS AN EDM ARTIST WHO HAS NEVER REVEALED HIS FACE, WALKING AROUND WITH NO GLASSES, ONLY THE MASK LEFT. AND I AM EVEN MORE CONCERED FOR THE FACT THAT THE FANS WERE SMILING IN THE PHOTO WHEN HIS EYES WAS UNPROTECTED. HE COULD BE LIKE MILLIONS OF DOLLAS BANKRUPT. AND EVEN WITH THAT FACT, HE COULD LOSE MILLIONS FROM THAT. YOU ALSO HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT, "OOPS, SORRY, I BROKE MY GLASSES." LIKE I AM SO DONE.
Hey babe, recently our relationship has been stereo madness. I don’t think we will ever be able to get back on track, and the memories haunt me like a poltergeist. Our love has kind of dried out, and we keep having to touch base after base. I know you probably can’t let go, but you just need to be a jumper taking the leap of faith. We would have to take a Time Machine to go back and break the cycles, but I think it’s time for us to take the neXt step. It’s so cluttered and funked, but we’d need a theory of everything to explain how we got here. Electro—the man who took that adventure last summer—is just such a better alternative for me than you. Even your club steps all over our relationship. Electro’s dynamics flow so much better with mine, and his “ex-a-gone” force is just so therapeutic. I know it’s probably not a blast processing all of this, but you’d need so much understanding to get it all—and, again, a theory of everything too. Geometrically, he’s just a dominator over you, and he’s dead locked on me now. His finger dashes way better and I’d dash in a microsecond to be with him. I hope you understand 💔
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Hey babe, recently our relationship has been stereo madness. I don’t think we will ever be able to get back on track, and the memories haunt me like a poltergeist. Our love has kind of dried out, and we keep having to touch base after base. I know you probably can’t let go, but you just need to be a jumper taking the leap of faith. We would have to take a Time Machine to go back and break the cycles, but I think it’s time for us to take the neXt step. It’s so cluttered and funked, but we’d need a theory of everything to explain how we got here. Electro—the man who took that adventure last summer—is just such a better alternative for me than you. Even your club steps all over our relationship. Electro’s dynamics flow so much better with mine, and his “ex-a-gone” force is just so therapeutic. I know it’s probably not a blast processing all of this, but you’d need so much understanding to get it all—and, again, a theory of everything too. Geometrically, he’s just a dominator over you, and he’s dead locked on me now. His finger dashes way better and I’d dash in a microsecond to be with him. I hope you understand 💔
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