o shi nu sho NANI?

Hey Sideshow, it’s me Goldenboy from OWL Season 1. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Crumbz really miss you. The secret toilet gang is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the stage? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO

The Thot you just called fat? She's making $500 a minute from donations. The streamer you called retarded? He has a learning disability & isn't pretending. The mod you called autistic? He just went on a mass ban spree. The chat you just mocked? They're about to raid your chat and fill it with spam. There’s a lot more to twitch than you think. Put this as your status if you’re against bullying.

Did I ever tell you about the time I invented the frisbee? It was 1642 and I used a paper plate upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me. Shush don’t interrupt your elders it’s rude

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣧⠉⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⡯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⢼⣫⠡⣄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠂⠄⠺⢰⣾⣀⠂⠴⣄⠄⢡⣭⠈⠉⠉⠈⠉⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣐⣰⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣿⣿⣦⡂⠄⣆⣺⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⣠⡔⠄⠄⠄⢳⡿⡆⠄⠠⠘⣿⣿⣿⠕⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢈⠸⠇⠄⠄⠄⣾⡇⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⠿⠿⣧⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⢸⡏⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠲⠦⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⠠⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⢠⡄⢤⣤⢤⣄⣸⣿⣿⡿⡍⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠑⠠⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣁⣠⣰⣄⠘⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⢸⠿⠻⡿⠻⠉⠄⣠⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠈⠄⣀⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⡝⠑⠌⡅⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠿⢻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠐⠈⠿⠆⠄⠄⠈⠋⠄⢀⠄⠐⢃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ANY BUCK MAINS

⠄⠄⠄⡯⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⡯⣗⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⡯⣳⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢿⡖⢤⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣯⣭⣛⢾⡿⠿⠿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠭⣽⣽⣯⠭⣔⢿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡧⣶⣤⣴⣶⣫⡵⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢿⣿⣿⣓⡩⠽⠛⠛⠛⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢷⣾⣯⣭⡭⠍⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣭⣽⣛⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣛⡾⢭⣿⣛⡶⢭⣝⣻⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣯⣉⠎⡭⣛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣛⡳⠶⣯⣭⣿⣛⣛⠻⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣧⣭⣄⣚⠭⠙⢛⡛⡿⠿⠿⠷⠶⠊⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Once a week I put a piece of broken glass in my shoe and walk around with it all day long

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter. When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢋⣵⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣠⣄⡀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣠⡾⠋⠉⠉⠉⠩⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠙⢶⣆⠄⠄⠹⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠁⢻⣿⣿⡠⠦⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⡁⠾⠹⠁⠄⠄⣴⡾⣿⣿⠄⠄⠸⢋⣭⠻⣶⠞⠛⠛⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⠘⣿ ⣿⠄⠰⣿⡆⡀⠄⠄⢘⢿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠠⣰⠄⠉⢀⣧⠐⠷⠄⣸⣶⣿⡏⠄⠄⠛ ⣿⠄⢠⣤⣷⣧⡢⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⣴⡿⢷⠖⢉⡉⠳⡖⣊⡉⠻⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣥⣤⣄⣠⣤⡊⠁⢀⣼⣄⠈⠋⣠⣇⠘⠘⢀⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣟⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣍⠉⠉⠉⠛⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣇⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⠿⠟⢡⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀ ⠃⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢆⣀⠝⠛⡟⢻⠛⢟⢫⣁⠦⠄⣾⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿ ⡀⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣆⣀⣀⡈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⣀⣼⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣾⣿ ⣧⡀⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⡆⠤⣤⣼⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⡀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀⢀⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⡄⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

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