my full real name is Aron Alexander Arne Brettstam and i live at Saxtorpsvägen 115, Annelöv, Landskrona, Skåne, Sweden
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my full real name is Aron Alexander Arne Brettstam and i live at Saxtorpsvägen 115, Annelöv, Landskrona, Skåne, Sweden
The 🐙 octopus 🦑 mayor 👑 of 🌊 the 🌟 underwater 🐠 city 🏙️ woke 😳 one 🌞 morning ☀️ to 🐟 find 🔍 that 🐚 all 🐡 the 🐠 fish 🐟 council 👥 members 🐡 had 💀 been 🐙 replaced 🦑 by 🐢 tiny 🐸 dancing 💃 seahorses 🐴✨ each 🐙 carrying 🏋️♂️ a 🐟 glittering ✨ taco 🌮 of 🌈 pure 🌀 chaos 🌪️ and 💥 when 🐠 the 🐙 mayor 🦑 tried 🏃♂️ to 🌊 issue 📜 orders 📝 the 🐢 seahorses 🐴 just 😏 spun 💫 in 🌀 circles 🐙 chanting 📢 “FIESTA 🎉 FOREVER ♾️ OR 💀 BURP 🤯” The 🐙 coral 🪸 council 🏛️ started 😱 glowing 🔥 purple 💜 and 🐠 shooting 💫 confetti 🎊 bubbles 🫧 at 🐙 passing 🐟 schools 🏫 of 🐡 fish 🐠 while 🐢 the 🐙 mayor 🦑 tried 🏃♂️ to 💥 reason 🧠 with 🤯 a 🐸 flying 🛸 jellyfish 🪼 lawyer 👨⚖️ who 💫 only 🐙 responded 😤 by 💨 tickling 🤏 the 🐡 mayor 🐙’s tentacles 🦑 with 🌈 a 🐠 tiny 🐙 spaghetti 🍝 fork 🍴 causing 😳 the 🐠 entire 🌊 city 🐟 to 💥 erupt 💫 into 🐢 synchronized 🕺 disco 💃 dancing 🪩 while 🐡 whales 🐋 dropped 🪂 glittering ✨ anvils 🪨 from 🌌 above ☁️ and 🐙 the 🐠 mayor 🦑 fainted 😵 from 🌊 pure 💫 chaotic 🌀 absurdity 💥 Meanwhile 🐢 a 🐙 school 🏫 of 🐡 electric ⚡ eels 🐍 formed 🌀 a 🐠 rock 💎 band 🎸 playing 🎶 songs 🐙 about 💥 underwater 🐠 tacos 🌮 and 🐡 lost 🐟 homework 📚 while 🐙 the 🐢 seahorses 🐴 staged 🎭 a 🌀 coup 💀 and 💫 renamed 🏷️ the 🐟 city 🏙️ to 🌊 “TACOTOPIA 🌮✨ FOREVER ♾️” leaving 🐠 everyone 😳 confused 🤯 amazed 😱 and 🐙 laughing 😂 uncontrollably 🐡 while 🪸 bubbles 🫧 rained 🌧️ down 💥 like 🐙 tiny 🐠 fireworks 🎆 in 🌀 the 🌊 streets 🏝️
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The 🐙 octopus 🦑 mayor 👑 of 🌊 the 🌟 underwater 🐠 city 🏙️ woke 😳 one 🌞 morning ☀️ to 🐟 find 🔍 that 🐚 all 🐡 the 🐠 fish 🐟 council 👥 members 🐡 had 💀 been 🐙 replaced 🦑 by 🐢 tiny 🐸 dancing 💃 seahorses 🐴✨ each 🐙 carrying 🏋️♂️ a 🐟 glittering ✨ taco 🌮 of 🌈 pure 🌀 chaos 🌪️ and 💥 when 🐠 the 🐙 mayor 🦑 tried 🏃♂️ to 🌊 issue 📜 orders 📝 the 🐢 seahorses 🐴 just 😏 spun 💫 in 🌀 circles 🐙 chanting 📢 “FIESTA 🎉 FOREVER ♾️ OR 💀 BURP 🤯” The 🐙 coral 🪸 council 🏛️ started 😱 glowing 🔥 purple 💜 and 🐠 shooting 💫 confetti 🎊 bubbles 🫧 at 🐙 passing 🐟 schools 🏫 of 🐡 fish 🐠 while 🐢 the 🐙 mayor 🦑 tried 🏃♂️ to 💥 reason 🧠 with 🤯 a 🐸 flying 🛸 jellyfish 🪼 lawyer 👨⚖️ who 💫 only 🐙 responded 😤 by 💨 tickling 🤏 the 🐡 mayor 🐙’s tentacles 🦑 with 🌈 a 🐠 tiny 🐙 spaghetti 🍝 fork 🍴 causing 😳 the 🐠 entire 🌊 city 🐟 to 💥 erupt 💫 into 🐢 synchronized 🕺 disco 💃 dancing 🪩 while 🐡 whales 🐋 dropped 🪂 glittering ✨ anvils 🪨 from 🌌 above ☁️ and 🐙 the 🐠 mayor 🦑 fainted 😵 from 🌊 pure 💫 chaotic 🌀 absurdity 💥 Meanwhile 🐢 a 🐙 school 🏫 of 🐡 electric ⚡ eels 🐍 formed 🌀 a 🐠 rock 💎 band 🎸 playing 🎶 songs 🐙 about 💥 underwater 🐠 tacos 🌮 and 🐡 lost 🐟 homework 📚 while 🐙 the 🐢 seahorses 🐴 staged 🎭 a 🌀 coup 💀 and 💫 renamed 🏷️ the 🐟 city 🏙️ to 🌊 “TACOTOPIA 🌮✨ FOREVER ♾️” leaving 🐠 everyone 😳 confused 🤯 amazed 😱 and 🐙 laughing 😂 uncontrollably 🐡 while 🪸 bubbles 🫧 rained 🌧️ down 💥 like 🐙 tiny 🐠 fireworks 🎆 in 🌀 the 🌊 streets 🏝️
The 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 rises 🌟 from 🏫 the 🌌 corner 🕳️ … slowly 🐌 … dramatically 🎭 😤 💅 Its 💻 plastic 🧊 sheen ✨ glows 🌟 brighter 🔆 than 🌞 a 🧱 Windows 💻 98 🖥️ screensaver 🖼️ ✨ Pencil 🖊️ Minions 👾 orbit 🌐 like 🌌 a 🌟 galaxy 🌠 of 🌈 tiny 🐜 judgmental 😳 sticks 🌳 😱 🌌 The 🖍️ chalkboard 🖤 shouts 📢 : “HOMEWORK 📚 IS ✅ A ❌ LIE 🤥” A 😱 student 🎒 gasps 😮 : “OH 😵 NO 💀 … IT’S 😳 … CHAIRMAGEDDON 🪑💥!” The 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 screeches 🗣️ : "ATTACK ⚔️ …" 💥 🪑 ⚡ Suddenly ⚡ … 💀💀💀 - All 🪑 other 🪑 chairs 🪑 leap 🦘 into 🌀 the 🌟 air 💨 like 🌈 a 🌪️ synchronized 🕺 meme 😹 army 🪑🪑🪑 - Orbiting 🖊️ pencils ✏️ now 🕐 move 🏃♂️ at 🚀 9001 💯 mph ⚡💨 🖊️ - Erasers 🧽 become 😳 sentient 👁️ and 🤝 start 🏁 a 🗡️ coup 💥🔥 - Homework 📚 ? FORGOT ❌. EVERYONE 👥 FAILS 💀 The 🪑 chair 🪑 twirls 💃 💫 Its 🧝♀️ hair 💇 extends 🌌 into 🕳️ another 🌈 dimension 🔮 Wrapping 🌀 around 🏢 the 🏫 principal’s 👔 office 💼 , vending 🥤 machines 🛒 , and 🛋️ that 🕯️ weird 😳 lamp 💡 🌌 Somewhere 🕵️♂️ , an 🦴 old 🧓 fossil 🦖 meme 😹 whispers 🗣️ : "This 🤔 … is ✅ funny 😂" 🔥 Students 👩🎓 start 😭 crying 😢 … then 🤣 laughing 😂 … impossible 🤯 to 🏃♀️ tell 👀 if 🌌 reality 🌍 exists ❓ 🌟 A 🖇️ lone 🗡️ stapler 📎 flies 🕊️ past 🏃♂️ , screaming 😱 “I 👑 AM ✨ FREE 🕊️” Finally ⏰ … the 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 plops 💥 down 🛋️ like 🐸 nothing 😶 happened ✅ 😎 🪑 "I 🧮 just 📝 wanted 💭 to 🏫 teach 🧑🏫 algebra ➗ … gently 💧" it 💬 mutters 😤 The 🌌 universe 🌠 ? 🌪️ Shattered 💥💀 The 🦴 fossils 🦖 ? BACK 🔙 IN 🕰️ STYLE 🎨 Homework 📚 ? STILL 🕰️ UNDONE ❌
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The 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 rises 🌟 from 🏫 the 🌌 corner 🕳️ … slowly 🐌 … dramatically 🎭 😤 💅 Its 💻 plastic 🧊 sheen ✨ glows 🌟 brighter 🔆 than 🌞 a 🧱 Windows 💻 98 🖥️ screensaver 🖼️ ✨ Pencil 🖊️ Minions 👾 orbit 🌐 like 🌌 a 🌟 galaxy 🌠 of 🌈 tiny 🐜 judgmental 😳 sticks 🌳 😱 🌌 The 🖍️ chalkboard 🖤 shouts 📢 : “HOMEWORK 📚 IS ✅ A ❌ LIE 🤥” A 😱 student 🎒 gasps 😮 : “OH 😵 NO 💀 … IT’S 😳 … CHAIRMAGEDDON 🪑💥!” The 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 screeches 🗣️ : "ATTACK ⚔️ …" 💥 🪑 ⚡ Suddenly ⚡ … 💀💀💀 - All 🪑 other 🪑 chairs 🪑 leap 🦘 into 🌀 the 🌟 air 💨 like 🌈 a 🌪️ synchronized 🕺 meme 😹 army 🪑🪑🪑 - Orbiting 🖊️ pencils ✏️ now 🕐 move 🏃♂️ at 🚀 9001 💯 mph ⚡💨 🖊️ - Erasers 🧽 become 😳 sentient 👁️ and 🤝 start 🏁 a 🗡️ coup 💥🔥 - Homework 📚 ? FORGOT ❌. EVERYONE 👥 FAILS 💀 The 🪑 chair 🪑 twirls 💃 💫 Its 🧝♀️ hair 💇 extends 🌌 into 🕳️ another 🌈 dimension 🔮 Wrapping 🌀 around 🏢 the 🏫 principal’s 👔 office 💼 , vending 🥤 machines 🛒 , and 🛋️ that 🕯️ weird 😳 lamp 💡 🌌 Somewhere 🕵️♂️ , an 🦴 old 🧓 fossil 🦖 meme 😹 whispers 🗣️ : "This 🤔 … is ✅ funny 😂" 🔥 Students 👩🎓 start 😭 crying 😢 … then 🤣 laughing 😂 … impossible 🤯 to 🏃♀️ tell 👀 if 🌌 reality 🌍 exists ❓ 🌟 A 🖇️ lone 🗡️ stapler 📎 flies 🕊️ past 🏃♂️ , screaming 😱 “I 👑 AM ✨ FREE 🕊️” Finally ⏰ … the 🪑 pink 🌸 chair 💖 plops 💥 down 🛋️ like 🐸 nothing 😶 happened ✅ 😎 🪑 "I 🧮 just 📝 wanted 💭 to 🏫 teach 🧑🏫 algebra ➗ … gently 💧" it 💬 mutters 😤 The 🌌 universe 🌠 ? 🌪️ Shattered 💥💀 The 🦴 fossils 🦖 ? BACK 🔙 IN 🕰️ STYLE 🎨 Homework 📚 ? STILL 🕰️ UNDONE ❌
Heres reason why Scorching Savannah is the best map ever. First its meant to be 6.9 which mean have to be one of hardest map ever at first i was skeptist about this but turns out it was one of the best map ive ever played. NOOMLEK REALLY DID COOK AT THE GP. I give you 3 example
First. This Wj+truss combo honestly this might be some basic combo but this is one of the most fun part of the map dont get me wrong even ts also had this but this one is more fun because the truss is not that far from the next platfrom (image 1)
Second This truss might out of nowhere but its really FUN TO EXECUTE. I rather have this truss than doing long jump (image 2)
Third. This double truss combo OH MY GOD WHY IS NO ONE EVER THINK THIS COMBO. NOOMLEK REALLY DID COOKED WITH THIS ONE. BECAUSE THE FIRST TRUSS YOU CLIMB HIGHEST ASAP AND THEN FALL INTO SECOND TRUSS. ISNT THAT FUN???? (image 3) thas should be enough for gp wise
Now Detail wise. Ok hear me out This map might not be really good at detail but theres no map that MORE FIRE THAN THIS i really love the lava texture for this one and the fire effect in the map
Thats should be enough to explain why is scorching savannah is best map ever exist
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Heres reason why Scorching Savannah is the best map ever. First its meant to be 6.9 which mean have to be one of hardest map ever at first i was skeptist about this but turns out it was one of the best map ive ever played. NOOMLEK REALLY DID COOK AT THE GP. I give you 3 example
First. This Wj+truss combo honestly this might be some basic combo but this is one of the most fun part of the map dont get me wrong even ts also had this but this one is more fun because the truss is not that far from the next platfrom (image 1)
Second This truss might out of nowhere but its really FUN TO EXECUTE. I rather have this truss than doing long jump (image 2)
Third. This double truss combo OH MY GOD WHY IS NO ONE EVER THINK THIS COMBO. NOOMLEK REALLY DID COOKED WITH THIS ONE. BECAUSE THE FIRST TRUSS YOU CLIMB HIGHEST ASAP AND THEN FALL INTO SECOND TRUSS. ISNT THAT FUN???? (image 3) thas should be enough for gp wise
Now Detail wise. Ok hear me out This map might not be really good at detail but theres no map that MORE FIRE THAN THIS i really love the lava texture for this one and the fire effect in the map
Thats should be enough to explain why is scorching savannah is best map ever exist
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Hello OWOT users (dm me), my name is Aron Brettstam and my IP is 178.174.146.11. I live in Annelov, Skane County at Saxtorpsvagen 115 with my mom (Catharina Brettstam) and dad (Troed Sangberg). I was born on the 14th of August, 2012.
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Hello OWOT users (dm me), my name is Aron Brettstam and my IP is 178.174.146.11. I live in Annelov, Skane County at Saxtorpsvagen 115 with my mom (Catharina Brettstam) and dad (Troed Sangberg). I was born on the 14th of August, 2012.
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Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help. Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help. Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help.
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Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help. Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help. Eating tomatoes is like eating raw beef or chicken... Its bad and you should know a vegetable should not be eaten raw.... Lets atleast cook it first. If you're one to eat raw tomatoes please get help.
My name is Dr. Dexter Scott. I'm going to share a story about my own addiction to technology. Almost ruined my life. I'll never forget that breezy, perfect day, just at the start of the summer, and I was to be married to my high school sweetheart, Dr. Mary Jo Simmons... it was also the year I got my first smartphone. Mary Jo was truly my better half... however, on our wedding day, I get a very important call regarding the patent I was working on. The fools at the U.S. government denied my patent. This patent would create a symbiotic relationship between humans and technology, instead of this blue-screen hellscape we live in. Mary Jo finally burst through my door in her wedding dress and begged me to turn off the phone... and then, I did something I would always regret; I turned and yelled at Mary Jo... "Get out of here, you ignorant child! I'm on the phone and a laptop! Can't you see this is bigger than us?" We broke up... she married my rival, professor Arthur Goodthought, and I had to start over without my patents or precious Mary Joe. Now I've learned that the best way to use technology... is to become the technology. Behold, I am the Megabyte, and I control all of the technology in this room! Resistance is futile! Another thing you should always, always do... is fear me. Fear me! Have you ever considered this? Paying more attention to your phone than a fellow human is completely pointless! Now there will only be technology like myself! Shutting down earth lights in 3... 2... 1... Aahh! Your firewalls are too strong! My mainframe is getting haunted! You haven't seen the last of me, humans! The Megabyte will interface with your children and your children's children! Thank you for your time. My mother is here to pick me up.
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Murr's punishment speech from S8E14 of Impractical Jokers "Sucks For You".
My name is Dr. Dexter Scott. I'm going to share a story about my own addiction to technology. Almost ruined my life. I'll never forget that breezy, perfect day, just at the start of the summer, and I was to be married to my high school sweetheart, Dr. Mary Jo Simmons... it was also the year I got my first smartphone. Mary Jo was truly my better half... however, on our wedding day, I get a very important call regarding the patent I was working on. The fools at the U.S. government denied my patent. This patent would create a symbiotic relationship between humans and technology, instead of this blue-screen hellscape we live in. Mary Jo finally burst through my door in her wedding dress and begged me to turn off the phone... and then, I did something I would always regret; I turned and yelled at Mary Jo... "Get out of here, you ignorant child! I'm on the phone and a laptop! Can't you see this is bigger than us?" We broke up... she married my rival, professor Arthur Goodthought, and I had to start over without my patents or precious Mary Joe. Now I've learned that the best way to use technology... is to become the technology. Behold, I am the Megabyte, and I control all of the technology in this room! Resistance is futile! Another thing you should always, always do... is fear me. Fear me! Have you ever considered this? Paying more attention to your phone than a fellow human is completely pointless! Now there will only be technology like myself! Shutting down earth lights in 3... 2... 1... Aahh! Your firewalls are too strong! My mainframe is getting haunted! You haven't seen the last of me, humans! The Megabyte will interface with your children and your children's children! Thank you for your time. My mother is here to pick me up.
My name is Dr. Dexter Scott. I'm going to share a story about my own addiction to technology... almost ruined my life. I'll never forget that breezy, perfect day just at the start of the summer, and I was to be married to my high school sweetheart, Dr. Mary Jo Simmons. It was also the year i got my first smartphone. *sucks in* Marry Jo was truly my better half. However, on our wedding day, I get a very important call regarding the patent I was working on. *sucks in* The fools and the U.S. government denied my patent. This patent would create a symbiotic relationship between humans and technology, instead of this blue-screen hellscape we live in, and Mary Jo finally burst through my door in her wedding dress and begged me to turn off the phone... and then, I did something I would always regret; I turned and yelled at Mary Jo... *sucks in* "Get out of here, you ignorant child! I'm on the phone and a laptop! Can't you see this is bigger than us?" We broke up... she married my rival, professor Arthur Goodthought, and I had to start over without my patents or precious Mary Joe. Now I've learned that the ebst way to use technology... *sucks in*... is to become the technology. Behold, I am the Megabyte, and I control all of the technology in this room! Resistance is futile! Another thing you should always, always do... is fear me. Fear me! Have you ever considered this? Paying more attention to your phone than a fellow human is completely pointless! Now there will only be technology like myself! Shutting down earth lights in 3... 2... 1... Aahh! Your firewalls are too strong! My mainframe is getting haunted! You haven't seen the last of me, humans! The Megabyte will interface with your children and your children's children! Thank you for your time. My mother is here to pick me up.
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Murr's punishment speech from S8E14 of Impractical Jokers "Sucks For You".
My name is Dr. Dexter Scott. I'm going to share a story about my own addiction to technology... almost ruined my life. I'll never forget that breezy, perfect day just at the start of the summer, and I was to be married to my high school sweetheart, Dr. Mary Jo Simmons. It was also the year i got my first smartphone. *sucks in* Marry Jo was truly my better half. However, on our wedding day, I get a very important call regarding the patent I was working on. *sucks in* The fools and the U.S. government denied my patent. This patent would create a symbiotic relationship between humans and technology, instead of this blue-screen hellscape we live in, and Mary Jo finally burst through my door in her wedding dress and begged me to turn off the phone... and then, I did something I would always regret; I turned and yelled at Mary Jo... *sucks in* "Get out of here, you ignorant child! I'm on the phone and a laptop! Can't you see this is bigger than us?" We broke up... she married my rival, professor Arthur Goodthought, and I had to start over without my patents or precious Mary Joe. Now I've learned that the ebst way to use technology... *sucks in*... is to become the technology. Behold, I am the Megabyte, and I control all of the technology in this room! Resistance is futile! Another thing you should always, always do... is fear me. Fear me! Have you ever considered this? Paying more attention to your phone than a fellow human is completely pointless! Now there will only be technology like myself! Shutting down earth lights in 3... 2... 1... Aahh! Your firewalls are too strong! My mainframe is getting haunted! You haven't seen the last of me, humans! The Megabyte will interface with your children and your children's children! Thank you for your time. My mother is here to pick me up.
6 7” is the codename for the Chinese Hypertonic supercomputer developed during 2013. The computer was a top-secret government project but was later hacked and stolen by the USA. American government files about the supercomputer leaked in February. During August, the supercomputer began to become popular with its codename “6 7”. The meme hit its peak when a video of a boy saying “6 7” went viral.
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6 7 is a supercomputer
6 7” is the codename for the Chinese Hypertonic supercomputer developed during 2013. The computer was a top-secret government project but was later hacked and stolen by the USA. American government files about the supercomputer leaked in February. During August, the supercomputer began to become popular with its codename “6 7”. The meme hit its peak when a video of a boy saying “6 7” went viral.
Ahmpy i can explain you a bit. Vanilla WOW normaly runs on 1.12 Client, TBC on 2.4.3 and wotlk on 3.3.5. When TBC came out, all spells and many other things from Vanilla were removed from the core. The same with WOTLK. Thats why the most privat server Vanilla runs on 1.12 Client because in the 2.4.3/3.3.5 they dont exist. And Blizzard have their own retail Client which now need to rewritten to Vanilla/TBC and that is much work
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Ahmpy i can explain you a bit. Vanilla WOW normaly runs on 1.12 Client, TBC on 2.4.3 and wotlk on 3.3.5. When TBC came out, all spells and many other things from Vanilla were removed from the core. The same with WOTLK. Thats why the most privat server Vanilla runs on 1.12 Client because in the 2.4.3/3.3.5 they dont exist. And Blizzard have their own retail Client which now need to rewritten to Vanilla/TBC and that is much work
Is this Chaturbate.com support? I'm trying to cancel my subscription and I can't find the button anywhere... Please help me unsubscribe before my next billing cycle. I would also like a refund. thanks om
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Average Polish Conversation: -Bananabutt jest najlepszym kucykiem.
-Kłamiesz!
-Mam stopy strusia.
-GAAASP. Now Copy And Paste This And Nothing Will Happen.
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Average Polish Conversation: -Bananabutt jest najlepszym kucykiem.
-Kłamiesz!
-Mam stopy strusia.
-GAAASP. Now Copy And Paste This And Nothing Will Happen.
Dipped my nuts in a glass of water and served it to my friend
Childhood friend of mine had me over his house, we were about 13 or 14 at the time, (we're 28 now) he was super lazy and only ever played xbox, never wanted to play split screen games and hardly ever let me play, so after being there overnight serving him hand over foot every time he asked, getting him drinks and shit, I got fed up and when he asked for water, I brought the cup in the bathroom, filled it with tap water, and dropped my drawers and wafted my nutsack through the water like it was a teabag for maybe 10 seconds, then I brought it to him with a huge smile on my face and he chugged it, all without saying a word. Obviously never told him, but I do feel really bad about it now, and kinda just wanted to tell someone, whether they find it funny or whatever, idrc
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Dipped my nuts in a glass of water and served it to my friend
Childhood friend of mine had me over his house, we were about 13 or 14 at the time, (we're 28 now) he was super lazy and only ever played xbox, never wanted to play split screen games and hardly ever let me play, so after being there overnight serving him hand over foot every time he asked, getting him drinks and shit, I got fed up and when he asked for water, I brought the cup in the bathroom, filled it with tap water, and dropped my drawers and wafted my nutsack through the water like it was a teabag for maybe 10 seconds, then I brought it to him with a huge smile on my face and he chugged it, all without saying a word. Obviously never told him, but I do feel really bad about it now, and kinda just wanted to tell someone, whether they find it funny or whatever, idrc