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FEELS TEST

twitchquotes: FEELS TEST FeelsBadMan IF YOU TOUCH THE FEELS, YOU'RE DEPRESSED โŽ FeelsBadMan
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August 2017

Chat Test

Can get on ma level (pro)

twitchquotes: Dang it's like you could copy and paste anything in chat and everyone goes wild over it - you guys look ridiculous. Maybe yall should focus on winning so you can get on ma level (pro). While you're staring at copying and pasting, im rackin up those chicken din dins. You-->๐Ÿ˜ต me-->๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ—
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March 2019

Fortnite

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

This is the shittiest reply ever Modern Warfare version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Modern Warfare requires movement, camping, claymoring, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not โ€œpositionsโ€ in Modern Warfare. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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December 2019

OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธOH MY GODโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆR๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆA๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆI๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆN๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆB๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆO๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆW๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ OMG ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏUR SO INCLUSIVE๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆLGBT ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธTRANS ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Attention all Smash Bros Gamers

twitchquotes: Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to save all the innocent characters murdered and possessed by Galeem. To do this, he needs a Warp Star and a couple of Maximum Tomatoes. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that Kirby can secure the Spirits, and save billions of video game characters you know and love!
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December 2018

Super Smash Bros

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This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect infection" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectly"
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October 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

That hunk of a man, Blank

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, Blank, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a freakin model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him blunk me any day.
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July 2018
LCK

League of Legends

I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.

I joined a discord server yesterday. My discord status was: "๐Ÿ’š please give me your cum daddy dream! i want to fuck that smiley face of yours ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช". I am a dreamgender, and I support Dream and will continue to support him until I am out of cum. Anyways, back to the story. Now, this fucking stupid mod DMs (Dream Messages) me. What does he says? He says the following. "Your discord status is against our server rules, please remove or change your status. If you do not do this, we will have to ban/kick you." Then, I immediately told the moderator that I am a 13 dreamgender girl. He didn't give a shit. I thought ALL moderators could get seduced. That was a fucking lie. Ugh! Anyways, we started arguing about how my status is extremely SFW and wholesome (i am obviously right.) I told him that i anted to speak with the manager. So, he created a group chat with me, the owner, and himself. I explained him the situation, how the moderator was a racist pedophile dreamphobe homophobe and a groomer. The owner did NOT believe me; a fellow Dreamgender person. I was so mad that I punched my dream themed computer so hard. Then, I realized what i had done. I punched my daddy dream monitor. I immediately DMd dream about this on twitter. I wrote a 20000 word apology to him. I was so depressed after my daddy dream monitor was gone. Then, I logged to Discord on my dream themed phone. I could not believe what had happened. I got a DM from MEE6 saying that I got banned for the reason "inappropriate status". I was so mad. I immediately DM'd the owner about this. He didn't care, and he had the audacity to block a fellow DREAMGENDER person. I could not believe it. How could someone be this racist and dreamphobic? I cried myself to sleep that night and decided that I should go to therapy. Please tell me, r/dreamgender! What should I do about this? I already called the entire swat team on this discord moderator after he said that "Dream sucks", but it seemed like the swat did not care at all! Please, dream community. Let's get together and end this moderator's life! R/DREAMGENDER, ASSEMBLE! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค
June 2021

Dreamgender

Discord

I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help

I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help What the hell is this guy doing!? I first checked in the middle of his Watchdogs stream few days ago, and he claims to be getting 60fps (despite it looking like 6). I assumed he was just having hardware issues, so I exited the stream for a while and came back. But, as soon as I checked his stream, he was yelling "OOEY-GOOEY CHEESE!" to some sandwich tier lists. What kind of master's degree do you need to understand the complexities of this person?!
January 2022
Jerma985

THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฆ€ THROW ๐Ÿฆ€ THIS ๐Ÿฆ€ CRAB ๐Ÿฆ€ 2 ๐Ÿฆ€ MAKE ๐Ÿฆ€ HBOX ๐Ÿฆ€ MAD
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June 2019

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

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I WAS MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS

twitchquotes: IVE BEEN MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS BECAUSE THE MODS CANT TAKE CRITICISM OR JOKES, IF I GET MUTED AGAIN, IM REPORTING THEM TO THE ODO FACTION TWITTER
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April 2019

MODS

When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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November 2019

I love Carl from Brawl Stars

Guys, Iโ€™m literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carlโ€™s rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.
December 2020

Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism

twitchquotes: Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win - if, under a communistic style - Fortnite started with everyone sharing the same weapons, only then will the best at the game win the royale. Now you see, โ€œthe gameโ€ and โ€œFortniteโ€ can easily be replaced with โ€œworkingโ€ and โ€œsocietyโ€, and you have the description of communism. By underlining these basic errors in such a system Fortnite acts as perfect communist propoganda. Workers of the world, unite!
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November 2018

Fortnite

I identify as a meme

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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January 2015

I sexually Identify as

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Florida Mayhem McDonald's

twitchquotes: Guys, the color scheme of McDonald's consists of red, yellow, and white. It does not include blac k like Florida Mayhem. Stop spamming about how they are McDonald's already. It's untrue and unfunny.
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March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Iโ€™m a simple guy

Iโ€™m a simple guy. I donโ€™t know about all these fancy โ€œfinancial instrumentsโ€ or โ€œmarket dynamicsโ€ or โ€œwhere the clit is.โ€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
January 2021

WallStreetBets

Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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November 2018
Kripp

Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here. We noticed that your salty streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look forward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. ResidentSleeper
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March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

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More than 6 characters

twitchquotes: Hi so im new to overwatch and I have a suggestion. This game looks pretty fun, but I think it would be better if there was more than 6 characters. Do you agree?
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March 2019
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

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