[Copypasta] I've always wanted to be an octopusserino

twitchquotes: ive always wanted to be an octopusserino but everytime i try to tell someone they make fun of me. well ive had it up to here. today is the day i put my tentacles down. im sick and tired of people telling me what i can and cant be. i will be getting surgery to split my legs like pasterinos so i can have tentacles if you copy and pasterino my story to mock me i swear i will ink all over your face!
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October 2014
Kripp
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Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!

twitchquotes: Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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Catten Eatarrian

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Kripp

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: ļ¼­ļ½™ ļ½“ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½„ļ½ļ½™ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½—ļ½…ļ½’ļ½… ļ½‚ļ½ļ½’ļ½Žļ¼Œ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½–ļ½…ļ½’ļ½™ ļ½—ļ½…ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½…ļ½“ ļ½ļ½† ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½Žļ½…ļ½” ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ļ½ļ½…ļ½’ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½Žļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ¼š ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Žļ¼­ļ½™ ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½Œļ½„ļ¼Œ ļ¼© ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½…ļ½„ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½„ļ½… ļ½ļ½“ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½‡ļ½’ļ½…ļ½— ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½”ļ½ ļ½ ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½ļ½† ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žļ½…ļ½“ļ½“ļ¼Žļ¼²ļ½…ļ½ļ½…ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½’ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½™ ļ½ļ½Œļ½—ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½™ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½… ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½†ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½Žļ½„ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ¼© ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½ļ½— ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½Žļ½…ļ½–ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½™ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½“ļ½•ļ½ļ½Œ ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½… ļ½“ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½”ļ¼Œ ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½” ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½”ļ½’ļ½•ļ½…ļ½“ļ½” ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žļ½…ļ½“ļ½“ ļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½“ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½…ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½”ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½—ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Ž ļ¼© ļ½”ļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½†ļ½ļ½’ ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½ļ½™ ļ½„ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½…ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½“ļ½ˆļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½Žļ½ļ½” ļ½‚ļ½… ļ½ƒļ½ļ½“ļ½•ļ½ļ½Œļ¼Ž
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Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…怀ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½Žļ½„怀ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“怀ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—怀ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”怀ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Ø怀ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”怀ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
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