[Copypasta] I've always wanted to be an octopusserino

twitchquotes: ive always wanted to be an octopusserino but everytime i try to tell someone they make fun of me. well ive had it up to here. today is the day i put my tentacles down. im sick and tired of people telling me what i can and cant be. i will be getting surgery to split my legs like pasterinos so i can have tentacles if you copy and pasterino my story to mock me i swear i will ink all over your face!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'?

twitchquotes: Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'? We know Kripp is not the best player and he might be a bit slow in the head, but stop pointing out the obvious by typing 'misplay' over and over.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the PJSalt on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Today is the day I copypasta

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸู„อœ อกยฐ)เธ‡ I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸู„อœ อกยฐ)เธ‡
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Flame imp is a bad card

twitchquotes: Wow. Wanna know how I know that this guy doesn't know what he is doing? He plays Flame Imp, a card that does 3 damage to the guy that plays it. Clearly he doesn't understand that if you run out of health you lose.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

ULU

twitchquotes: โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–„ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘
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July 2016
Kripp
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