[Copypasta] Stop saying the word cum

Stop saying the word cum so much are you fucking retarded? What's so funny about semen? AHAHAHAHA CUM COOM CAM CAM HAHAHA LOOK AT ME. SEXSEXSEXX AAAHHAAHAH!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKE IT STOP. Me (M18) and my gf (F19) were doing the good sexy sex when I decided to browse Reddit and then I see it: CUM!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????? THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE AND MY GF LEFT ME AFTER SHE READ THAT! THATS SO FUNNY FOR YOU ISN'T IT???? ISNT IT WHAT YOU WANTED??? NOONE RUINS MY SEX SEXY SEX SEX WITH MY FEMALE COMPANION. Sincerely, FUCK YOU
April 2022
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Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ YOU ๐Ÿ‘ IDIOTS ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ PASTE ๐Ÿ‘ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ‘ AS ๐Ÿ‘ LONG ๐Ÿ‘ AS ๐Ÿ‘ THERE ๐Ÿ‘ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ CLAP ๐Ÿ‘ EMOJIS ๐Ÿ‘
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March 2018

Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy

twitchquotes: Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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May 2017

Classic

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Response to "who asked?"

I don't care if you "didn't ask". The world does not revolve around you and I can say whatever the fuck I want, and I could not care less if you didn't ask so shut the fuck up. This is why you are lonely and everyone leaves you.
August 2021

Who Asked?

Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
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July 2015
Kripp

OOOOAAAAHH

twitchquotes: แ•™( ^โ‚’^ c) ใ€‡ใ€‡ใ€‡ใ€‡แ—ฉแ—ฉแ—ฉแ—ฉแ•ผแ•ผ แ•™( ^โ‚’^ c)
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March 2014
Kripp
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