[Copypasta] To a horse, the world is basically Candyland

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
April 2022
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Fungus wojak / Shroomjak / Shrigma male

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Wojak

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September 2018

Germany scores on Brazil

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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imaqtpie

THERE'S TOO MUCH SALT

twitchquotes: (╬ ΰ² η›Šΰ² ) IM GETTING ANGRY THERES TOO MUCH SALT (╬ ΰ² η›Šΰ² )
twitch chat
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Reynad

Millerino Druidino

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Kripparian, its Reynad's attourney here, i see you are using my client's new deck, the Millerino Druidino. We will send you the fees for using his new deck idea, please stay in touch with us or we will have to take the needed providences. Have a good climb, no pasterino please. Nice cat u have.
twitch chat
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Kripp
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