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Malta vs Penguins
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty
twitchquotes:My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub
twitchquotes:Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHubβ’. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon
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I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands
twitchquotes:(ββΏββΏ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (ββΏββΏ)
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REKT Not REKT
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β Not REKT β REKT β REKTangle β SHREKT β REKT-it Ralph β Total REKTall β The Lord of the REKT β The Usual SusREKTs β North by NorthREKT β REKT to the Future β Once Upon a Time in the REKT β The Good, the Bad, and the REKT β LawREKT of Arabia β Tyrannosaurus REKT β eREKTile dysfunction
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