Tin resins why ye canae move tae Sco'land.
Win - We dinnae want ye here
Tae - Yer nae hard enough
Threh - Ye wouldnae like the wither (and ye wouldne ken hoo tae describ it - dreich, drookit, haar, etc)
Fir - Yer a dafty who couldne git intae oor big skels and dinnae ken aboot the Sco'ish Enlightinment
Fiv - Yer a big girruls blouse and cannae keep up wi oor drinkin
Sex - Yed get snapped in hoff if ye played fitbaw wi us
sivvun - Ye coodnae handle the patter
It - Wae dinnae wint ye drivin up the hoos prices
Nin - Yer pribly a jobbyjabber who likes it it in the backsie
Tin - Oor wimmun boke at the sight of ye
If somehoo ye dae mit the abuv requirmints then ye can enter but ye must promis to vote fi SNP, the ONLY party that trilly represents Sco'land.
Fuck off hame any English cunts.
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Reports gather, and now my chat restriction begins
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สแดแดฉแดสแดs ษขแดแดสแดส, แดษดแด
ษดแดแดก แดy แดสแดแด สแดsแดสษชแดแดษชแดษด สแดษขษชษดs. ษชแด sสแดสส ษดแดแด แดษดแด
แดษดแดษชส แดy แดฉแดสแดแด. ษช sสแดสส แดกแดสแด
ษดแด สสแดsส, แดกษชษด ษดแด ษขแดแดแดs, าแดแดส ษดแด แดสษชสแดษดแดส. ษช sสแดสส แดกแดแดส ษดแด สแดษดแดส สแดแด
ษขแด แดษดแด
าแดแดสแดส ษดแด แดสษชสแด
สแดษด. ษช sสแดสส สษชแด แด แดษดแด
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แดสแดแด ษขแดแดสแด
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imaqtpie
UwU in the streets
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iโm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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Windmill of Friendship
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Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 4, Finale 1)
When I went to work the next day, I immediately ran to the elevator. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. It was travelling to my boss' office. When I got up I ran at him and kicked him out the window."You are s u s ." I said as I watched him fall out. His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called."All crewmembers of the ship, please report to the bottom floor for an emergency meeting." I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. I stood on the table in the middle of the office and stomped."I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! THE BOSS IS DEAD! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! Everyone was yelling at me to stop. But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter.