[Copypasta] HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

twitchquotes: Hi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa

agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kappa

agents will be dispatched to donger this stream

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November 2014

imaqtpie

TURN CHAT INTO WEEB MODE

twitchquotes: TehePelo

TURN

CHAT

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MODE

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April 2017

Weebs

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April 2021

Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.

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August 2016

Kripp

This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

twitchquotes: This ZeRo guy seems pretty good. He could be a top player in a few months or maybe even #1.

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January 2019

[Copypasta] HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

TURN CHAT INTO WEEB MODE

Weebs

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Popsicle burglaries

This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

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