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I donāt know what Overwatch is
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I donāt know what Overwatch is. Thereās a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donāt know. And then sometimes if that wasnāt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iām getting a handle on what āJunkrat kin discourseā is yall show up with āThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā and then SHEāS part of the Overwatchers. āThis is Swedish Beefcakeā could yall? not?? I still donāt know what a Hanzo is.
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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iām so distressed right now I donāt know what to do. I didnāt mean to do that to Rudy but Iām literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iām going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canāt be happening. Iām having a fucking breakdown. I donāt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterā¢. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnāt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
