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You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!
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â This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!â â âMy salt can't win against salt like thatâ â "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" â âHe top decked the only excuse that could beat meâ â "He had the perfect CTRL+V â âThere was nothing I could pasteâ â âI copypasta'd that perfectlyâ
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh?
You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneâs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youâre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donât even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnât pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnât lie. Even if you try to save it, itâs my property. Youâre just angry that you couldnât afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnât even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youâre just mad you donât own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youâll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager?
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Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager? And I'm referring to a Don Han'Cho'd, Blessed Champion'd Magma Rager, with a pre-nerfed Master of Disguise stealth, a Wee Spellstopper on one side, a Dire Wolf Alpha on the other side, an Ancestral Spirit, a Murloc racial tag, golden animations, a pre-nerf Blood Imp supporting it, with Windfury, Charge, Taunt and Divine Shield, Deathrattle: Replace your hero with the above-described Magma Rager?
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TSM aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys"
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TSM, aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys," is a team in Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for being washed-up and having an owner that looks like Wukong. It is specifically known for its obnoxious fanbase and mind-numbing throws.
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