[Copypasta] Nice opinion, but it's wrong

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
January 2022
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Great job Mods. I am rooting for you always!

twitchquotes: Hey Mods, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know it's hard to manage a TwitchTV chat but I always want to tip my hat off to you guys. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next timeouts, and hope you get an even better ban score. I will continue to be here and find new TOS violations as always. Great job Mods. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
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November 2014

MODS

monkaW

โฃ โ ดโ –โ ’โ šโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ’โ ’โ ฒโขคโก€โข€โก€โ คโ โ ’โ โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ถโขฎโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃ™โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃถโฃนโฃทโฃฆโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฏโฃจโฃโฃนโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขโขˆโฃงโ โ € โฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โกคโ žโขณโกคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกค โขฆโฃโก›โ ’โ ถโ คโขคโฃคโฃคโ ถโ ถโฃ›โฃกโ €โฃฐโ Ÿโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โข€โฃด โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ –โ ›โข›โฃ‹โกตโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ ขโข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโ ›โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ พโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โฃ‡โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฅโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขป โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก›โ ›โ ›โ นโ ฟโ ปโ ถโขถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃดโกถโ ฟ โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃ„โฃ€โกจโ €โกโ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โขˆโฃจโฃค โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‹โ ›โ ณโขทโ ถโฃพโฃฏโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโกพโฃงโฃžโ ›โฃปโ  โ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโขฟโฃฆโฃคโฃฆโฃฐโฃ„โฃ„โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃผโ Ÿโ €
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December 2019

Pepe

Red was not An Impostor

twitchquotes: . ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ขใ€€ ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€ เถž ใ€‚ใ€€ . โ€ข . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ .ใ€€ใ€€ .
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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Kripp's salt

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014
Kripp

Now we are Robot Operated - Omnic Crisis

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid Genji Outdated MrDestructoid Ana Overrated MrDestructoid Tanks Downgraded MrDestructoid Now we are Robot Operated
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March 2017

Overwatch

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