[Copypasta] SAVE THE INTERNET

twitchquotes: "SAVE THE INTERNET" refers to the imminent removal of net neutrality, which requires Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to treat the provision of internet service as a UTILITY not a LUXURY, thereby requiring them to provide it FAIRLY to EVERYONE, and not just people/businesses who pay premiums to receive the same service as before. It also restricts them from unfairly throttling speeds and access to specific websites. If net neutrality is abolished, Twitch will be inaccessible to most Americans.
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July 2017
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Sneaky play more aggressive

twitchquotes: Im fUcKiNg tIrEd oF SnEaKy nOt pLaYiNg mOrE AgGrEsSiVe aNd tRy tO CaRrY GaMeS, hE SuPpOsEd tO StEp tHe fUcK Up, He iS AdC AnD BeEn pLaYiNg gAmE OvEr 7 yEaRs, LeT'S FuCkInG Go, AtLeAsT TrY To cArRy aNd mAkE PlAyS LiKe dOuBlElIfT AnD WiLdTuRtLe, If yOu fUcK Up tHeN U FuCk uP, bUt dOnT PlAy tHeSe sHiT AdC'S AnD ShIt pOsItIoNiNg iN FiGhTs aNd jUsT LeT ThE GaMe cOmE To yOu, TaKe fUcKiNg oVeR AnD OwN YoUr rOlE AnD CuRrEnT GaMe, He's tUrNiNg iNtO JuSt aNoThEr aVeRaGe aDc aGaIn. My rAnT Is oVeR
twitch chat
June 2017
Sneaky

League of Legends

Mr Bear song (that's where your hopes go to die)

Well There's all sorts of creatures, down on Dangley Doodle Farm. Like wise old Mr Octopus, with way too many arms! There's Mr Pig! And Mr Cow! They're always in good moods. But That's cause they don't know they'll soon be sliced up into food! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your hopes go to turn into despair. Mr Bear! What's That over there? That's where your dreams go to die! Mr Racoon! Wants to go to the moon. He'll end up as a bus driver soon! Mr Porcupine! Thinks he'll read the news at nine, he'll end up as a janitor, who stinks of turpentine. Mr Tiny Mouse! Thought he'd own a massive house. Ended up in a bed sit where he can't control the louse! Mr Horse! Though he'd go into professional sports. Now he's an alcoholic and he's on his third divorce! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the place your life becomes an endless questionnaire! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your hopes go to die. Lower your expectations! Maybe you could get a job in telecommunications. No matter how you try you'll never reach the League of Nations. The best you'll get is middle rank in trading operations! So lower your expectations! You'll never win an oscar, so there's no congratulations. The future that is coming will not meet specifications. And no amount of visualisations will save you from your own deterioration Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the tramp who thought he'd be a multimillionaire! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where self-esteem goes to die. Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the disappointment that is waiting everywhere! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your schemes go to die! That's where your dreams go to die! That's where dreams go to die!
April 2022

Pepe with wine

⠄⠄⠄⠄âŖ âŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖĻ⥠âŖ´âŖļâŖļâŖļâŖĻ⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄âŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖĢâŖ­âŖ­âŖ­âŖ­âŖĨâĸšâŖŸâŖ›âŖ›âŖ›âŖƒâŖ€â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „ ⠄âŖ âĸ¸âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸ¯âĄ“âĸģâ ŋâ ŋ⠷⡜âŖ¯â ­âĸŊâ ŋâ ¯â ŊâŖ€â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „ âŖŧâŖŋâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĨâŖâ ‚⠐⠈âĸ¸â ŋâĸ†â ąâ ¯â „⠈⠸âŖ›âĄ’â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖļâŖ­âĄ­âĸŸâŖ˛âŖļâĄŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋ⠋⠄⠄âŖ´â ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâĸļ⡀ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸŸâŖ›â ŋâĸŋâŖˇâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄ„â „âĸ°â ‡â „â „â „â „â „â ˆâŖ§ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄšâŖ­âŖ›â ŗâ ļâ Ŧâ ­âĸ­âŖâŖ›âŖ›âŖ›âŖĢâŖ­âĄĨ⠄⠸⡄âŖļâŖļâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâĸ‡âĄŸ â ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĻâŖ­âŖ›âŖ›âĄ›â ŗâ ļâ ļâ ļâŖļâŖļâŖļâ ļ⠄⠄⠄⠙⠮âŖŊâŖ›âŖĢâĄĩ⠊⠁ âŖâĄ˛â ŽâŖâŖ™âŖ›âŖ›âĄģâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋ⠖⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âŖ¸â „â „â „â „ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖĻâŖŦâŖ­âŖ­âŖ­âŖâŖ­âŖ­âŖ­âŖ´âŖˇâŖĻ⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤â ŋâ Ļ⠤⠄⠄
ascii art
July 2020

Pepe

DrDisrespect shungite

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
May 2020
DrDisRespectLIVE

Classic

Shungite

Watermelon

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July 2017
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