[Copypasta] SAVE THE INTERNET

twitchquotes: "SAVE THE INTERNET" refers to the imminent removal of net neutrality, which requires Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to treat the provision of internet service as a UTILITY not a LUXURY, thereby requiring them to provide it FAIRLY to EVERYONE, and not just people/businesses who pay premiums to receive the same service as before. It also restricts them from unfairly throttling speeds and access to specific websites. If net neutrality is abolished, Twitch will be inaccessible to most Americans.
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July 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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It starts with a charging Rein

twitchquotes: It starts with a charging Rein. Janus floods the enemy team. His teammates race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Janus dies. Dead. Now it’s up to the Justice to decide what to do with it.
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March 2019
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Overwatch

Szechuan sauce at McDonald's

"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, β€œWUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.
October 2017

Rick and Morty

Help Doge Take Over Steam

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February 2021

You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys πŸ‘¨ need to remove ❌ the American flags πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and seals from the courtroom πŸ‘¨ βš–οΈ in nopixel. your idea of court πŸ‘© βš–οΈ does not represent the American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda 🧐 and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth πŸ‘Ά . to protect yourselves 🩹 you should probably fix πŸ”¨ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up πŸ‘¨ πŸ†™ considering you guys are European πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί
December 2021

GTA RP

This Putin guy is insane!! πŸ”₯

-1,68m manlet πŸ˜ˆπŸ™πŸ» -0 pussy 😹 -0 major cities conquered πŸ’€ -0 hairs left on his head πŸ˜ˆπŸ™πŸ» -currency less valuable than robux πŸ”₯πŸ‘ -empty threats merchant 🀯 -1,68cm 😹😹😹😹 Better dictator than Stalin??? πŸ”₯
March 2022

Russian Ukrainian War

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