[Copypasta] I am a manager for many twitch celebrities

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am a manager for many twitch celebrities. If you hire me I can arrange for your n***s to be as easy to google as the Hafu noodles. This will increase traffic to your channel by at least 50%. Your Welcome in advance, peace. Kappa Kappa 420 Kappa
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: แ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—ใ€€๏ผญ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‹๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒโ€™๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผแ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—
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November 2014
Kripp

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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August 2016
Kripp

Your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire

twitchquotes: nl_Kripp your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire to continue using our services please renew your account by logging into your account and from the home page go to: My account > Viewbot Status > Renew subscription. This message will repeat until the end of your subscription in 72 hours. Thank you for your dedicated service.
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

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Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat

twitchquotes: Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat. We've been with him for 2+ years and he doesn't have the guts to say it. Or maybe he doesn't even really care about us after all we've been through. If Kripp doesn't say "I love you" to us chat, then I think it's time we leave him until he realizes how important we are.. BibleThump
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

twitchquotes: สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แด€ แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡-แด€ษขแด‡แด… แดแด€ษด แด„แดแดแด˜สŸแด€ษชษดษชษดษข แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด„สœษชสŸแด…ส€แด‡ษด ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข สแดแดœ ษชษด แด€ษด แดษดสŸษชษดแด‡ แด„แด€ส€แด… ษขแด€แดแด‡. แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด˜แด€ส สแดแดœ $4.99 แด›แด แด…แด sแด. แดแด€สส™แด‡ สแดแดœ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… แด„แดษดsษชแด…แด‡ส€ แด˜แดœแด›แด›ษชษดษข แด›สœษชษดษขs ษชษด แด˜แด‡ส€sแด˜แด‡แด„แด›ษชแด แด‡ สแดแดœ ส™ษชษข ส™แด€ส™ส.
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March 2015
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