[Copypasta] Russkis of Easterino

twitchquotes: Guten tag mutterfugers. Das ist Gestrud Hitlerino of 1945. We are in need of assisterino for defeating the Russkis of Easterino. If you would lend your Mods to assisterino, we would be danke and one with stream. Please no copy seig heil pasta
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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Kripp, Blizzard here again

twitchquotes: Kripp, Blizzard here again. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

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VIVA LE MEME

twitchquotes: Clearly one of the largest, most daunting issues we face in modern day society is the threat of losing our rich culture of GLORIOUS MEMES which will be abandoned, lost, fogotten, and misunderstood in the future. We must enjoy the memes while they're still here to be embraced. VIVA LE MEME ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Tell us what's in the sandwich

twitchquotes: ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/’̿’̿ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^ tell us what's in the sandwich and nobody gets hurt kripp ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/’̿’̿ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp

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November 2014
Kripp

Kripp lays in bed with Rania

twitchquotes: Kripp lays in bed with Rania and she begins to touch him. 2 secs after a Holy Smite hits Ranias face. She screams loudly "what is this, i didn't marry no Dennis". Right as she turns the lights on, she sees Trump moonwalking out of the bedroom mumbling, "you always go face" SMOrc
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp
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