[Copypasta] Russkis of Easterino

twitchquotes: Guten tag mutterfugers. Das ist Gestrud Hitlerino of 1945. We are in need of assisterino for defeating the Russkis of Easterino. If you would lend your Mods to assisterino, we would be danke and one with stream. Please no copy seig heil pasta
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December 2014
Kripp
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐Ÿ˜ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โŒ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐Ÿ˜ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒน. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐Ÿค 
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Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [แ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is แ•™เผผเบˆู„เบˆเผฝแ•— HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER แ•™เผผเบˆู„เบˆเผฝแ•— so try playing that he may come
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When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza

twitchquotes: When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza, its seen as a bit of greasy fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 420 GreaseMaster Pro 5000 garbage pizza pie with 6 different types of pepperoni, spiceified sauce with non-drip collection tray, together with optional built in Cheese crust, hes called Fattarrian
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Elder Scrolls developer messages Kripp

twitchquotes: (The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to wear your TES:L shirt and don't forget our little 'arrangement' later tonight at the motel. ;)
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Copy pasta makes you look Italian and vegan

twitchquotes: Remember boys and girls, its not good to copy pasta. It makes you look Italian and vegan and can be detrimental to your health and peers if you display unwanted or annoying text, repetitive chat, and rude/disrespectful words.
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