[Copypasta] The pandemic in 2028 is kinda sus

Year is 2028 The pandemic has gotten so bad we are all forced to wear colored isolation suits with their own oxygen tank and no hands for contact. Those infected are turned into sociopathic murders that try to secretly kill everyone, but still dress and act like the rest of us. I work as a spaceship engineer in the Skled along with 9 other people. We just got notified that one among us was infected, but we still have to keep maintaining the ship otherwise it will explode. We are trying to figure out who it is by voting. 2 of us are already dead and i saw red vent, but nobody believes me. I think the others want to vote me off. This might be the last thing i'll write. Goodbye. Tell me wife i love her.
January 2022

Among Us / Amogus

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January 2021

Among Us / Amogus

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff โ˜บ๏ธ to my impostor body pillow, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ but when I came, ๐Ÿ‘ป I started floating, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and think I got teleported into the skeld. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ I immediately was transported back to earth, ๐Ÿ˜ญ and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ๐Ÿคช as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ๐Ÿ’ช โ€œIM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTERโ€ I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ๐Ÿคค but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ She then said I was going to a magical place called the โ€œmental asylumโ€ ๐Ÿค” Iโ€™m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling my whole class with Among Us Part 1

So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Again, no one even giggled. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. My teacher said "Please sit down." But I wasn't about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class.
March 2021

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AMOGUS (youtube video) v3

โ €โ €โ €โ €- โฃ โ คโ –โ šโ ›โ ‰โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ฆโขค โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ  โ ’โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโก„ โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โก„โ คโขคโฃคโฃคโก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃนโก„ โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ™โฃ’โ šโ ›โ ‹โ โกˆโ “โ ดโขฟโกฟโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ’โ คโข€โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโฃ–โฃ’โฃโ คโ ’โ ‹ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ผโ €โ ˆโฃปโ ‹โ ‰โ  โ €โ €โ €โกดโ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ โขฆ โ €โ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ €โข„โฃ€โ คโขดโ „โ €โก‡ โ €โข€โกโ €โ €โ นโ ถโข€โก”โ ‰โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โก‡ โ €โฃผโ โ €โ ™โ ฆโฃ„โก€โฃ€โกคโ ถโฃ‰โฃโฃ€โ ˜ โข€โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฝ โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ฆโขคโก„โ €โ €โกŸ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ €โ €โกฟโ €โ €โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€ โขธโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ “โขฆโก€โขฐโฃ‡โก€โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โฃ‰โ ‡ โ ˆโ “โ ’โ ’โ €โ โ šโ ƒโ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ 
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December 2021

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I have evidence. No u

purple: IT'S RED! I HAVE EVIDENCE! red: Purple sus ngl. purple: no u red: ... ใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คใ…คred was not an impostor.
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