We are not the same
For instance
You say kid π¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth π we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousπ₯·, we say sussy bakas
You say βhe was murdered so I called the policeβ, we say βEMERGENCY MEETINGβ
You say βthe joke is deadβ we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
What happened to this ad? :(
More Among Us / Amogus Copypastas
Yet Another Among Us Crewmate
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Among Us / Amogus
Among Us mini crewmate sitting
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Among Us / Amogus
PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS
McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
Among Us / Amogus
Among Us is ruining my fucking life
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
Among Us / Amogus
Classic
Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmate⦠but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iβm the imposter and Iβd love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iβd love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayβ¦ because Iβd love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardβ¦. but Iβve got something harder.
Iβm jealous of your hatβ¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iβd love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youβre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youβre the imposter, Iβd love to be the ventβ¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskβ¦ Because Iβd have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iβve got a big bone sticking out nowβ¦