About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist.
I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out"
Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
What happened to this ad? :(
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Take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ or the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ Hey Kripp, You take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
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Kripp
Pikachu eyes
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Pokemon
Hey, I noticed you were a female
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
Simps
I need the 2-3 police here right away
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β°(ββοΉββ)γ€ hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency β°(ββοΉββ)γ€
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Kripp
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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Dont mind me just turning it to gold
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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