[Copypasta] Response to someone correcting spelling

whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't believe i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill mortgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authority to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire population wet in the process. just before that one more thing: can you shut the fuck up? nobody cares about that fucking typo you single chromosomed retarded gnome. I bet you think you are so fucking smart and witty after pointing something that didnt bother anyone. God, you are fucking pretentious, i bet you actually believed all of the text above. Did you think i would let you fuck my wife? She is only 12 you sick paedophile. Im calling the police so you could be tortured for eternity while your remains will be forcibly fed to everybody from your family or anyone even remotely related to you while they are forced to anally fuck a penguin. no, seriously do you think i'm joking? i'll come to your house and fuck your ass with a cactus. not that you would feel it after all the things you already had up there. you're a fucking twat that doesnt contribute to society and you deserve to die slowly.
October 2021
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MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED

twitchquotes: เผผใคโ˜ฏ๏นโ˜ฏเผฝเผผใค MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED, AND YOURS WILL BE TOO เผผใคโ˜ฏ๏นโ˜ฏเผฝเผผใค
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October 2014
imaqtpie

CSGO is a rip off of Valorant

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is
September 2021

Valorant

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Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon."

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
January 2021

Rob ford messages Kripp

twitchquotes: สœแด‡ส แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชแด›s ส€แดส™ า“แดส€แด…. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ แด„แดแดแด‡ ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›แด แด›แดส€แดษดแด›แด. แดกษชแด›สœแดแดœแด› สแดแดœส€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด แดแดœส€ ษขแด…แด˜ ษชs แด…ส€แดแด˜แด˜ษชษดษข, แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ ส€ษชแดแด›ษชษดษข ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ sแด›ส€แด‡แด‡แด›s แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด€xแด˜แด€สแด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ษด'แด› สœแด€แด˜แด˜ส แดกษชแด›สœ แดแด‡. ษช'แด แดœแด˜ า“แดส€ ส€แด‡-แด‡สŸแด‡แด„แด›ษชแดษด แด€ษดแด… ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœส€ sแดœแด˜แด˜แดส€แด›. แด˜สŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜สแด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด„ส€แด€แด„แด‹แด€ส€ษชษดแด.
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Kripp

Kripp's salt

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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Kripp
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