[Copypasta] Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"

twitchquotes: Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
twitch chat
November 2017
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Among us has ruined a generation

Among us has ruined a generation. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. It can't be stopped. I go shopping and I find among us mini figures. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no... Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. SOS? SUS. I go to Mcdonalds to cheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone, I find that a nugget in the shape of AMOGUS sold for over $1000 dollars, I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy.
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
twitch chat
June 2017
MOONMOON

Team Liquid / TL

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃคโ €โ €โขฐโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃคโก€โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โขธโฃฟโกฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ €โ นโฃฟโฃทโ €โ ธโ ‹โ €โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃคโก€โ €โ ˆโ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ ™โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ “โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โข„โกˆโ ’โฃจโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃทโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โฃ€โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโกทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
ascii art
February 2019

I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass

twitchquotes: า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ษขสœแด€sแด›สŸส แด‡สส€ษชแด‡ ษช แด„แด€ษด sแด‡แด‡ แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‡ษดแด…s แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€สŸแด…, แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แดแด แด›สœษชs แด แด€ษดแด›แด€ษขแด‡ แด˜แดษชษดแด› I แด…แด‡แด„สŸแด€ส€แด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ แดœแด›แด›แด‡ส€ แด„แด‡ส€แด›แด€ษชษดแด›ส แด›สœแด€แด› แดŠแด€แดแด‡s ษชs แด€ษด แด€ss
twitch chat
February 2016
Dota Major

Dota 2

Y U NO

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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December 2020
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