[Copypasta] Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"

twitchquotes: Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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November 2017
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THIS USED TO BE A 2016 STREAM

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January 2017

Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
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November 2018

World War 2 in emojis

ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸĪðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģðŸ‡Đ🇊 ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸĶðŸ‡Ŧ🇷👀👀 ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļâžĄïļðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡đ ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ˜ĄðŸ˜ĄðŸ‘‰ðŸ‘‰ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŋðŸ˜Ļ 🇎🇧ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģ🙄👍ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷ðŸ‘Ļ‍ðŸŽĻ🙄👍 ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŋðŸ˜ĩðŸ”ŦðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ‡Đ🇊 ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸĪðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ🇷🇚 ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ˜ĄðŸ˜ĄðŸ‘‰ðŸ‘‰ðŸ™ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ąðŸĪŽðŸĪŽðŸĪŽðŸĪŽðŸ™…‍♂ïļðŸ™…‍♂ïļ ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸĪðŸ‡·ðŸ‡šðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļðŸšķ‍♂ïļâš”➥ïļâš”ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ąðŸ˜Ŋ ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷ðŸ‘Ļ‍ðŸŽĻðŸ˜Ŋ🇎🇧ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģðŸ˜Ŋ ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷ðŸ‘Ļ‍ðŸŽĻðŸ˜ĄðŸ‡ŽðŸ‡§ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģ✌⚔🆚ïļâš”ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ‡Đ🇊 ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ąðŸ˜ĩðŸ”ŦðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸĪðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ🇷🇚 ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷ðŸ˜ĩðŸ”ŦðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ‡Đ🇊 🇎🇧ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģ✌ðŸšĒ 🇎🇧ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜âžĄïļðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģâ™ŋ🇚ðŸ‡ļ ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩ😑ðŸ›ŦðŸ›ŦðŸ’ĢðŸ’Ģ➡ïļðŸ‡šðŸ‡ļâ™ŋðŸ˜ŊðŸ˜Ŋ😭😭 🇚ðŸ‡ļâ™ŋðŸ˜ĄðŸ˜ĄðŸ‡ŽðŸ‡§ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ‍ðŸĶģ✌⚔🆚ïļâš”ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩ😑ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡đðŸ‘Ļ‍ðŸĶē ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧ⚔🆚ïļâš”🇷🇚ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ˜ŊðŸ˜ŊðŸ˜ĄðŸ˜ĄðŸ”ĨðŸ”ĨðŸ”Ĩ 🇷🇚ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜âžĄïļðŸ‡šðŸ‡ļðŸ˜ģ🇎🇧ðŸ˜ģ ðŸ‡Đ🇊ðŸ‘ĻðŸŧðŸ˜ĩðŸ”Ŧ🇚ðŸ‡ļ😎🇷🇚😎ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ😎ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷😎 ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩðŸ˜ĩðŸ”Ŧ🇚ðŸ‡ļ😎â˜ĒðŸ’Ģ 🇚ðŸ‡ģ
July 2021

Emoji Pasta

Game Theory: Who asked?

This leads to the very mysterious question: "Who asked?" Well, to understand the question, we have to understand the answer: So this very particular question is asking about who asked, the question is divided into two parts: Who & asked "Who" is what is called an "Interrogative word" which specifies the answer to make it suitable for the question, the "Who" here is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy which has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human. Second: "asked" is a verb in the second condition of the forms of the verb, which are divided into three types: Regular, Past, or Past participle. and the verb "asked" is in the "Past" condition, which talks about the time that is gone and no longer exists. The original form of this particular verb is "ask", which is to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information. So, to summon what the answer wants from the previous two points, it's that: The answer wants to understand and know about the person/human/homo sapiens/guy who wanted to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information. So, in order to answer this question, we will have to identify two points: First: What was the question that the subject of the answer to the question "Who asked?" asked? Well, to understand this question, we will NOT have to understand what is the answer. We will just have to understand the definition of "Question" The "Question" is A sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information. Questions could be identified using the "Interrogative Words", which we talked about earlier. these "Interrogative Words" are nine, which are: Who, What, Where, Why, Which, When, Whose, Whom, and How. We are going to explain each individually: As we said earlier: "Who" is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human. "What" is specifying a non-person/non-human/non-homo sapiens/non-guy who either does not have a brain that he can understand and think properly with, like plants, or objects, or they have a brain, either that their brains cannot understand and think properly, like animals, or their brain can understand and think properly, but their species/type is rather different from the society, like extraterrestrial creatures, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A(n) animal, plant, extraterrestrial creature, or object. "Where" is specifying a place, city, country, continent, etc. where something happens, or some(one/person/human/homo sapiens/guy), plant, animal, extraterrestrial creature or object which exists in a place, city, country, continent, etc. "Why" is specifying a reason for doing something. "Which" is specifying a choice of either two or more choices that the receiver of the question usually chooses. "When" is specifying a time in which either something already happened, or something will happen in either near, or far future, for example: "When will anyone save me as I was captured by MatPat for trying to comment a joke about his video?" "Whose" is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, and that person/human/homo sapiens/guy owns something, or someone ( if he is a human trafficker ), and the sender of the question is trying to find who owns that something, or someone. "Whom" is an old-fashioned term, not often used today. Many native English speakers are less than clear about its accurate use. In fact, the word serves the same purpose as "Who" questions, which as we said: specifies a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human, but tends to be used when it is the object of the verb. With modern English, there is no real need to use the term. "How" could be referring to the way something is done or refers to the status of the receiver of the question. Now, let's get back to where we were talking: Questions can be different, and many, and the possibility of guessing the question could be high or low according to the frequency of using it, but guessing a question which was asked for the first time is very difficult, so, it is not specific what was the question that the subject of the answer to the question "Who asked?" asked. Second: What is the purpose of the question "Who asked?"? Well, it could be referring to roasting someone as the humor of "No one asked.", and it could be referring to actually asking a question about who asked the question. So, here's the answer to the question "Who asked?": It could be anyone who made something unlikely for the others or someone who asked a question which could be a hint to treasure, or a last "sentence" from somebody, or something else. (s)He could be you. (s)He could be me. (s)He could be Elon Musk. (s)He could be even your mom. as long as they have made something unlikely for the others or they have asked a question which could be a hint to treasure, or a last "sentence" from somebody, or something else.
February 2022

Who Asked?

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