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I like spamming copypastas. It's my favorite activity. When they're dank, I think to myself "yes". When they're removed, I think to myself "no".
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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LS aka āLast Strawā
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LS aka āLast Strawā is always on the verge of commiting vehicular manslaughter. He has been assigned to multiple psychiatric hospitals, but always manages to escape due to the prison guards ābad pathingā.
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Joe Rogan is obsessed with cooking meat over fire
I have become obsessed with cooking meat over fire. I get prepared for it. I make sure I'm hungry before I cook it.
The smell of the smoke and the aroma of the crackling meat ignites some ancient genetic memories. It makes cooking and eating significantly better.
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Kripp this is Pornhub LLC
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Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
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Iām married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itās going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear āweāre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasā while having sex my brain is āyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatās a shit load of jalapeƱos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heās going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upā
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