[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

📞 HELLO CHIPS? 📞 THE SPAWN HERE

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

HELLO CHIPS? 📞 4Head

THE SPAWN HERE 📞 4Head

YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

I hate Reddit's new avatars

They look so incomprehensibly fucking STUPID. WHO CAME UP WITH THEM? I liked the old avatars, they were simple and friendly. Now every time, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. I look at someone's username, I see this ugly little shit, an abomination. Makes me almost fucking VOMIT. THEY LOOK SO DAMN STUPID I'M FUCKING TIRED OF KT. IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HAD SEX WITH A COCKROACH, THEN WORE SOME UGLY SHIRT AND PANTS. THE REDDIT CREATURE DUDES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING THIS STUPID ABOMINABLD SHIT. I HATE it. I want to BURN IT WITH FIRE. Sadly you can't burn JPGs. BUT EVERY TIME I SEE ONE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY AT FUCKING SPEZ

September 2021

NOT EVERYONE CAN WEAR HAT

twitchquotes: PartyHat

NOT EVERYONE IN THE CHAT CAN WEAR HAT FeelsGoodMan

twitch chat

November 2019

I want to fuck myself!

Now before you guys assume, i am not gay. I was messing around with a selfie of myself on faceapp and decided to use the female filter. As soon as i clicked the icon, my life was changed forever. Those lusious lips, the well defined jawline, the adorable eyes and those perfect eyebrows instantly gave me a hard on. Before i knew it, i was stroking my cock faster than i had ever before. Within 2 minutss i had already cummed 5 times coating my whole bed with a layer of semen and my balls were drier than the shaharan desert. Could any of you nerds please find a way to bring my waifu to lifue. Thanks uWu.

September 2021

[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

📞 HELLO CHIPS? 📞 THE SPAWN HERE

Overwatch

I hate Reddit's new avatars

Reddit

NOT EVERYONE CAN WEAR HAT

I want to fuck myself!

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