[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ｗａｋｉｎｇｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ．ｉｆｅｅｌｃｕｍｉｎｍｙｄｉａｐｅｒ．ｉｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｓｏｌｅｍｎｌｙｉｎｔｏｔｈｅｄａｒｋ． 'ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｒｉａｎ．'

twitch chat

March 2014

My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.

twitch chat

December 2018

Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries

twitchquotes: Hello, it is me Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries. We have received many complaints from your stream about the lak of copy pasta products your chat is using. As your sponsor, we suggest you supply your chat with more Kappa

's or ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽'s to keep your chat up to company standards. Thank you for your time.

twitch chat

May 2015

imaqtpie

We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

We wish you a Merry Krippmas

twitchquotes: ʕ ͡◊ ͜◉ ͡◊ ʔ We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. ʕ ͡◊ ͜◉ ͡◊ ʔ

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

My dad works at twitch dude

Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries

We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

We wish you a Merry Krippmas

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