blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVES
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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor
Just heard an employee use the βF wordβ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donβt you dare talk about Fundamentals here.
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Sleeping naked is a power move anyways
Sleeping naked is a power move anyways.
β’ β Burglar breaks in boom Iβm up and naked. Heβs too distracted trying to determine if Iβm a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty.
β β’ β When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I donβt get any clothes dirty just the sheets.
β’ β Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.