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π₯ π π’ π β = π
π₯ π π’ π β = π
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. 
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I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl
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I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being misplayed during tournaments and silencing the incorrect cards. People say to me that a person being an owl is ridiculous and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a genetic engineer put ironbeak owl DNA into my body, equipping me with feathers, beaks, and the power to silence others. From now on I want you guys to call me "Owlsen" and respect my right to silence from above and silence needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an owlphobe and need to check your animal privilege. Thank you for understanding.
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When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun
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When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun. BUT when Reynad gets a 420 YOLO Rag Pro 5000 hit to the face with 6 different minions on the board, lethal next turn, together with top-deck skill command with one mana webspinner, he's called Salt God?
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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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This guy's wallet is CRAZY!
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β βThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!β β βMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β βHe bought the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect purchase" β βThere was nothing I could buy" β βI paid that perfectly"
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