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Kripp saved my marriage
twitchquotes:I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?
twitchquotes:(โขโฃโข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
(โขโฃโข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
When Kripp plays Reno warrior...
twitchquotes:Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban
twitchquotes:The ๐ฐ specific ๐ฐ views ๐ฐ expressed ๐ฐ by ๐ฐ blitzchung ๐ฐ were ๐ฐ NOT ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ factor ๐ฐ in ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ decision๐ฐ we๐ฐ made.๐ฐ I ๐ฐ want ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ clear: ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ relationships ๐ฐ in China ๐ฐ had ๐ฐ no๐ฐ influence ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ decision.๐ฐ
The ๐ฐ specific ๐ฐ views ๐ฐ expressed ๐ฐ by ๐ฐ blitzchung ๐ฐ were ๐ฐ NOT ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ factor ๐ฐ in ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ decision๐ฐ we๐ฐ made.๐ฐ I ๐ฐ want ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ clear: ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ relationships ๐ฐ in China ๐ฐ had ๐ฐ no๐ฐ influence ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ decision.๐ฐ
This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva
twitchquotes:Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.
Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.
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