twitchquotes:
π₯ π π’ π β = π
π₯ π π’ π β = π
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Hearthstone Copypastas
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
twitchquotes:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itβs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itβs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnβGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnβ¦ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
twitch chat
Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
Hearthstone
Lucentbark summon quote
twitchquotes:
π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
twitch chat
Hearthstone
What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone?
twitchquotes:
What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone? Credit Card.
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
Prize pool of 4 potatoes
twitchquotes:
Hello, my name is Boris Ilya Pistolento. I'm from a small village in cold Siberia. For many years I dreamed of a profession, Cardstone player! But tetris all I can do. One day a trucker was crash in the back of the house of mine and a box fell out. It was the commodore 64, my dreaming is comming to reality. Now I can join the local tournamento, the prize pool of which 4 potatoes. Please no Copy-Pasta!
twitch chat
Forsen
Hearthstone
BOB βYouβre doing GREAT out there!β
twitchquotes:
BOB βYouβre doing GREAT out there!β I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. βI donβt wanna talk about it guysβ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
twitch chat
Kripp