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๐ฅ ๐ ๐ข ๐ โ = ๐
๐ฅ ๐ ๐ข ๐ โ = ๐
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Scraggly vegan is the only one left
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BOB โYouโre doing GREAT out there!โ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. โI donโt wanna talk about it guysโ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
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PROCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA
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PROTOCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA: 1 - Blame deck. 2 - If deck is good, blame RNG. 3 - If deck is good and RNG goes your way, blame going second. 4 - If deck is good, RNG goes your way, and went first, blame opponent's crazy deck/RNG/opponent topdecking answers. 5 - If all else fails, blame snipers with wild decks.
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Thijs please remove wisp from your deck
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Hey Thijs. Its the G2 director here. We kindly ask you to remove wisp from yourโe grandmasters deck. We are G2 not clown, i mean Cloud 9 and we expect the people representing us to take things serious and not make a joke of our orginazation. We know you are aware what said in the contract and we expect change as soon as possible.
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Danksteed of Infinite Value
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๐ If you see this horse while scrolling the chat you have been visited by the danksteed of infinite value. Good trades and prosperity will come to you but only if you copy pasterino this in chat ๐
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This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!
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โ โThis gentleman's deck is ABSURD!โ โ โMy deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliberโ โ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" โ โHe extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating meโ โ "His cards defied logic" โ โThere was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victoryโ โ โI played impeccablyโ
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