Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youโre masturbating to will see โyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure๐๐๐โ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iโd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itโs a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heโs, โgot too much on his plate alreadyโ.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heโs doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnโt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donโt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
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Kripp after the power outage on December 21, 2013
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