Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youβre masturbating to will see βyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasureπππβ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iβd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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But I believe Tyler1 can save the world
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Long ago, the five positions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Riot Balance Team attacked. Only the Alpha, master of all five positions, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he got banned. Two years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Alpha, a Draven main named Tyler1, and although his Draven skills are great, he has a lot to learn before heβs ready to save anyone. But I believe Tyler1 can save the world...
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Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call
So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. Iβm a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but Iβm not sure what to say in interviews now if Iβm asked why I left this job. Any advice?
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For a little donger, I pack a big punch!
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ΰΌΌ α€ο»Ώββ‘β ΰΌ½α€ For a little donger, I pack a big punch! ΰΌΌ α€ο»Ώββ‘β ΰΌ½α€!!!
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Imaqtpie submits his Pocket Pick
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Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
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