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Hosty can you roleplay as a ghost in real life?
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(โโฟโโฟ) hosty can u please roleplay so when ur ghosting u pretend ur a ghost in real life? thank you (โโฟโโฟ)
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Kripp
OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
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Let's build a ladder
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โ โโโโฃLets build a ladderโ โโโโฃ
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Tyler1 McDonald's order
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2 McDoubles without onions, a McChicken plain, medium fries, 2 apple pies, and an Oreo McFlurry.
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Tyler1