Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youβre masturbating to will see βyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasureπππβ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iβd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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nature has molded females to become a holy being
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