Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youβre masturbating to will see βyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasureπππβ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iβd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did π You π Know? π 98% of π¦ memes πΈ aren't π« even π remotely funny, π but π rather 
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The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water
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The Dead Sea is a salt lake bordering Jordan to the east, and Israel and the West Bank to the west. It is also one of the world's saltiest bodies of water. It is 9.6 times as salty as the ocean.[6] This salinity makes for a harsh environment in which all but one animal can flourish, hence its name. The only creature that can live in such high salinity levels is Reynard. He is also the reason for the dead seas high salinity.
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Your deck is insane, Trump said
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My favorite character is the reaper guy
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My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.
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