Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youโre masturbating to will see โyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure๐๐๐โ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iโd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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Adapt created, quest activated, now we Jebaited
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BATTLECRY OUTDATED DISCOVERY OVERRATED ADAPT CREATED QUEST ACTIVATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
BATTLECRY OUTDATED DISCOVERY OVERRATED ADAPT CREATED QUEST ACTIVATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
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Nice hack QVC!
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Nice hack QVC! We all know you are hacking there is no way you would be able to guess all this! Thanks for everything im unfollowing. I hope you mommy never bakes you cookies again. 5up 4 life! HAHA ZOOMERS MALDING!
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All Star by Ben Shapiro
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโt make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโs so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโll never know if you donโt go, nor you will shine if you donโt glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youโre an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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I want to fuck the Samsung girl
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iโve done nothing but think about her. I canโt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iโve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canโt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canโt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canโt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iโll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iโve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnโt want it any other way.