Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youโre masturbating to will see โyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure๐๐๐โ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iโd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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8th year without variety
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๐๐ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป, ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ 8๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฟ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐. ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ. ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐น๐ป๐ช๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ผ๐ช๐ต๐ฟ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท. .
๐๐ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป, ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ 8๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฟ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐. ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ. ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐น๐ป๐ช๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ผ๐ช๐ต๐ฟ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท. .
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I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.