[Copypasta] Based

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
March 2021
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KaceyTron was found dead in her trailer park on April 20th

twitchquotes: Kacey Tron was found dead in her trailer park on April 20th. The cause of death is speculated to be an overdose of marijuana. All her life Kacey Tron has tried to convince us of the evils of 420, but we did not believe her. Now the Illuminati has assassinated her. Please never 5get Kacey Tron. Stay 420no.
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October 2014
Kaceytron

Grey face man

twitchquotes: แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด›แดแด˜ แดœsษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ ษขส€แด‡ส า“แด€แด„แด‡ แดแด€ษด. แดส ษขส€แด€ษดแด…แดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ ษชษด แด…แด€ส€แด‹ ษขส€แด‡แด‡ษดสŸแด€ษดแด… แดกแด€s แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด แด€ษดแด… แดกสœแด‡ษด sสœแด‡ sแด€แดก sแด แดแด€ษดส sแด„แด€ส€ส า“แด€แด„แด‡s ษชษด แด„สœแด€แด› sสœแด‡ สœแด€แด… แด€ สœแด‡แด€ส€แด› แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„แด‹ แด€ษดแด… สœแด€แด… แด›แด ษขแด แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ สœแดsแด˜ษชแด›แด€สŸ. sแด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡, า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ sแด€แด‹แด‡ แดา“ แดสŸแด… แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡, ษดแด แดแดส€แด‡ ษขส€แด‡ส า“แด€แด„แด‡.
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April 2014
Kripp

My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)

At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoโ€™s asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyโ€™ve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendโ€™s brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heโ€™s keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnโ€™t know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherโ€™s LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iโ€™m literally pissing myself as I write this.
May 2022

Reddit

Years of research

twitchquotes: Yeah, Iโ€™m a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donโ€™t know about these communities. Melee isnโ€™t part of the actual smash community and Iโ€™m not saying that because I donโ€™t like them. Iโ€™m saying that based off of years of research.
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January 2019

Classic

Super Smash Bros

Pikachu

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November 2014

Pokemon

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