I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:
For Women.
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas
This deck looks spicy!
twitchquotes:
This deck looks spicy! But not as spicy as Taco Bellโs new Sriracha Queserito 
โข Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
โข Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
twitch chat
Reynad
Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame
Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!
CSGO
Sense of pride and accomplishment
twitchquotes:
The ๐ฐ intent ๐ฐ is ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ provide ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ with ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ sense ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ pride ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ accomplishment ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ unlocking ๐ฐ different ๐ฐ heroes. ๐ฐ As ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ cost, ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ selected ๐ฐ initial ๐ฐ values ๐ฐ based ๐ฐ upon ๐ฐ data ๐ฐ from ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ Open ๐ฐ Beta ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ made ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ milestone ๐ฐ rewards ๐ฐ before ๐ฐ launch. ๐ฐ Among ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ things, ๐ฐ we're ๐ฐ looking ๐ฐ at ๐ฐ average ๐ฐ per-player ๐ฐ credit ๐ฐ earn ๐ฐ rates ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ daily ๐ฐ basis, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ we'll ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ making ๐ฐ constant ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ ensure ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ have ๐ฐ challenges ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ are ๐ฐ compelling, ๐ฐ rewarding, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ course ๐ฐ attainable ๐ฐ via ๐ฐ gameplay. We ๐ฐ appreciate ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ candid ๐ฐ feedback, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ passion ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ has ๐ฐ put ๐ฐ forth ๐ฐ around ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ current ๐ฐ topics ๐ฐ here ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ Reddit, ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ forums ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ across ๐ฐ numerous ๐ฐ social ๐ฐ media ๐ฐ outlets. Our ๐ฐ team ๐ฐ will ๐ฐ continue ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ make ๐ฐ changes ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ monitor ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ feedback ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ update ๐ฐ everyone ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ soon ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ often ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ can. ๐ฐ
twitch chat
Japan's most influential engineers
twitchquotes:
Today, we've sadly lost one of Japan's most influential engineers. His name was "Yaoi Futanari" and he designed some of the most important parts of the modern CD Player. He has sadly passed away at the age of 96. Show some love and give him a search on Google.
twitch chat
