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I sexually Identify as a Bastion
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
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I'm already Tracer
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โ Maybe Iโll be Tracer ๐๐จ๐ฐ๏ธ โ Iโm already Tracer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ โ What about Widowmaker ๐๐ท๏ธ โ Iโm already Widowmaker ๐ธ๏ธ ๐๐ฟ๐ฏIโll be Bastion ๐ค ๐ซ NออEออ RฬทอFอ ออ BASอฬขTฬงอขIOฬขNอาา โฐ๏ธ ๐คท Youโre right; so, Winston ๐ต๐๐ฟ ๐ I wanna be Winston ๐ฆ ๐ก๏ธ I guess Iโll be Genji ๐ฑโ๐ค ๐ Iโm already Genji ๐ค ๐ Then Iโll be McCree ๐ค ๐ ๐ซ I already chose McCree ๐โ ๏ธ โ I have an idea ๐ โ Whatโs your idea? 
๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ ๐
Iโm not gonna be Mercy โผ๏ธโจ
๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ ๐
Iโm not gonna be Mercy โผ๏ธโจ
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YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
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YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
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God I want Zarya to be real
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God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested
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LEARN PLAT CHAT! C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested during overtime But alot of players now say C9 when they WIN a point and losing the fight when the time runs out.
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