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Bumper Ameng burger
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Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Ameng’s cheeks as he squatted on Bumper’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Ameng’s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
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God I wish Winston was real
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God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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Saying C9 at the end of every round
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Hi guys 
I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:
I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:
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I see someone lost I spam C9
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I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
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Use this 👌 if you disagree for the banning of this 👌
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Use this 👌 if you disagree for the banning of this 👌 on Overwatch and other e-sports. It’s the okay sign for god’s sake. And it means 9 in sign language. 👌
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