Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
I used to be a real ad
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If my girl and PPMD both drowning
if my girl ๐
and PPMD 
both drowning ๐ฑ
and I can only save one ๐ค
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Catch me at my girlโs funeral ๐
chanting STACK ๐
IT ๐
UP ๐
๐
๐ฏ
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both drowning ๐ฑ
and I can only save one ๐ค
๐ฌ
Catch me at my girlโs funeral ๐
chanting STACK ๐
IT ๐
UP ๐
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๐ฏ
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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?
twitchquotes:
What if I... put my Minecraft bed... ๐ณ next to yours... ๐ณ aha ha, just kidding.. ๐ unless.. ? ๐ณ
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Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance
twitchquotes:
๐ถYou owned a car ๐๐ for 4โฐ๐
yearsโฐ๐. You๐ถ named it๐ฑ Brad๐ฑ. You๐โค๐ loved๐Brad๐๐. And then you๐ถโ totaledโ ๐ง๐๐ him๐ฆ. You two ๐๐had been through everything ๐ฌtogether๐ญ. ๐ฌ2 boyfriends๐ฌ, ๐จ๐ง3 jobs๐ซ,โ nothing โcould replace๐ฑ Brad๐๐. Then Liberty Mutual๐๐๐ calls, and you break into your ๐happy๐ ๐dance๐๐๐.
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i cannot support a stoner kripp
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wow. i cannot support a stoner kripp. i have given thousands of my hard earned money to you but i cannot sit idly by and let you use your platform to promote the devil's lettuce.
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100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY
twitchquotes:
(สอก สอ สอก เธ) I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (สอก สอ สอก เธ)
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