[Copypasta] A game? You think getting the juice is a game?

twitchquotes: A game? You think getting the juice is a game? The juice is a lifestlye. A way of being. The juice encapsulates all you are and consumes. Taking one look at you I can tell you have never come near the juice. Maybe think about what you say before you try talking to me again, pussy. LUL
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May 2021
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Red was not An Impostor

twitchquotes: . ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ขใ€€ ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€ เถž ใ€‚ใ€€ . โ€ข . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ .ใ€€ใ€€ .
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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

AITA for punching my own son and husband in the face for being NFTphobic?

So I (M 23, black), was walking around my house(2 story) and decided to check how my son (M 14) is doing. I walked into his room(Non binary, Bedroom, 89) and saw him(M 14) screenshotting an nft(red skin, ushanka, lasers from eyes)!!! I (M 24) Immediately (1 year) punched him (m 15) in the face(chipped 2 tooths, minor bruises, broken nose, bleeding from mouth). Unfortunately, my spouse(M 35) came into the room(Bedroom, 90) and called the police(racist)! I punched him(m 35) until his body (White, racist) cracked(i was satisfied, i am bonebreakigender) with an unpleasant sound. Then, two policeman(Racist policeman, M 21, and a policetranswoman F 31) came into my house(2 story) without hesitation(1 year) and locked me(M, 24, black) in a police(racist) car(Ferrari limited edition). Now i(M 24, black) have no one to talk to(prisoners). So, Reddit. AITA?
January 2022

Am I The Asshole?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hill๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿž So Jack could lick her candy ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธut Jack got a shock๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ And a mouthful of cock๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† Cause Jillโ€™s real name is R๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธndy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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March 2020

Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (โ€ขโŒฃโ€ข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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February 2015
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Penis Inspection Day

twitchquotes: I was talking to some people I know, and apparently I'm the only person who remembers "Penis Inspection Day" in Elementary School. The gym teacher took us into the washroom one at a time while everyone else kept playing, and tugged our foreskin back and inspected our penis to make sure we were developing properly and keeping clean. Surely I can't be the only one who remembers this, other people must have had Penis Inspection Day at their school too.
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December 2019
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