[Copypasta] A game? You think getting the juice is a game?

twitchquotes: A game? You think getting the juice is a game? The juice is a lifestlye. A way of being. The juice encapsulates all you are and consumes. Taking one look at you I can tell you have never come near the juice. Maybe think about what you say before you try talking to me again, pussy. LUL
twitch chat
May 2021
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Ninja's questionable tweet (wife brings me a sandwich, not asked for)

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
May 2021
Ninja

LCK AKA β€œliterally can’t kill”

twitchquotes: LCK AKA β€œliterally can’t kill” is the most boring major region internationally known for their low tempo boring gameplay, their premier caster LS aka β€œliterally sleeping” and owning the record for the longest league game of all time.
twitch chat
October 2020
Riot Games

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Brofist

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February 2015
Kripp

Pick up the sock

twitchquotes: PICK UP THE SOCK OR THE DOG GETS IT (βŒβ– _β– )=/Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ/'ΜΏ'ΜΏΜΏΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ FrankerZ
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Geepsy from Romania dreams to play Cardstone

twitchquotes: οΌ© am Geepsy from οΌ²ο½ο½ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½οΌŽ 1ll of my ο½Œο½‰ο½†ο½… οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… dreamed to ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ ο½ο½‡ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½“ο½” top ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½’ο½“ ο½Œο½‰ο½‹ο½… οΌ€ο½…ο½Žο½Žο½‰ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ ray ο½Žο½ο½„ο½“ ο½‰ο½Ž οΌ£ο½ο½’ο½„ο½“ο½”ο½ο½Žο½…οΌŽ οΌ­ο½™ ο½‡ο½‰ο½’ο½Œο½†ο½’ο½‰ο½…ο½Žο½„ οΌ‘ο½Œο½…ο½˜ο½”ο½’ο½ο½“ο½šο½ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½„ our farm to ο½ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½…ο½–ο½… my ο½„ο½’ο½…ο½ο½οΌŽ οΌ·ο½‰ο½“ο½ˆ me ο½Œο½•ο½ƒο½‹ at οΌ€ο½’ο½…ο½ο½ο½ˆο½ο½ƒο½‹οΌ
twitch chat
April 2014
PGL
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