[Copypasta] It's NOT Sudoku or Subaru. It's Seppuku or Harakiri.

twitchquotes: I鈥檒l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nihongo (Japanese for you gaijin), and I鈥檝e been involved in numerous study abroad trips to Japan, and I have memorized over 300 kanji characters. You need to learn that the correct term for ritual suicide is Seppuku or Harakiri. It's NOT Sudoku or Subaru. Please educate yourselves.
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October 2014
Kripp
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Kripp

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

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monkaS BUTTON

twitchquotes: monkaS 馃憠 馃敶 BUTTON monkaS 馃憠 馃敶 monkaS 馃憠 馃敶 BUTTON monkaS 馃憠 馃敶
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Hearthstone

This guy's painting is CRAZY

twitchquotes: KappaRoss 鈥淭his guy's painting is CRAZY!鈥 KappaRoss 鈥淢y drawing can't win against a painting like that鈥 KappaRoss "He NEEDED precisely those colors to win" KappaRoss 鈥淗e drew the only scene that could beat me鈥 KappaRoss "He had the perfect brush" KappaRoss
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Kripp

I just spotted an inconsistency

twitchquotes: Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
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November 2014
Kripp
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