[Copypasta] Please fulfill my dreams Kripp

I'm going to kill that prosterino

twitchquotes: The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.

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November 2014

Kripp

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＲ I C K Ｔaｌｋ，ＭｙＨａｎｄＡｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙＧｏＴｏＭｙＥａｒｓ．ＩＨｅａｒＩｇｎｏｒａｎｃｅＩｎＥｖｅｒｙＳｅｎｔｅｎｃｅＡｎｄＦｅｅｌＬｉｋｅＩ＇ｍＨａｖｉｎｇＡｎＡｎｅｕｒｙｓｍ．ＡｌｌＢｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳｈｕｔＴｈｅＦｕｃｋＵｐ

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

twitchquotes: (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)

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September 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

twitchquotes: "Just one more" Kripp muttered, as the sun slowly rose over the Canadian horizon. His forehead dripping with Vegan sweat, his eyes droopy with fatigue, Rania at the door with suitcases of her stuff and signed divorce papers, and Dex a mere pile of starved bones, Kripp once again clicked the Queue button with Ashka at the ready. "This time I'll get MVP for sure."

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March 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Please fulfill my dreams Kripp

I'm going to kill that prosterino

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

Hearthstone

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

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